08 Sep 04RAIN OUT

TODAY’S CRAZY APPLE RUMORS SITE HAS BEEN CALLED DUE TO RAIN. THIS EDITION WILL BE MADE UP AT A LATER DATE IN THE SEASON, DEPENDING ON SCHEDULING AND STANDINGS. PLEASE CONSULT THE BACK OF YOUR TICKET FOR REBATE INFORMATION.

29 Responses to “RAIN OUT”

  1. Smackmonkey says:

    I demand a forfeit! Where has this post been all day?!

  2. BillyBob Raintree says:

    AHHHHHHHHRRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!

    I HATE rain delays.

  3. PoisedNoise says:

    Better than soup delays. Those are really messy.

  4. Bobby Bonds says:

    Will there be a Double Header on Thursday?

    That would be the fair thing (gotta get my 700)!

  5. Gunkulator says:

    John… you don’t have to yell!

    BTW: Thanks for the “special favor” *wink, wink*

  6. Ozi says:

    poop. I qued all night for this ticket. gotta hate the weather.

  7. Broon says:

    The back of my ticket says “Rebate not avaliable for reasons such as rain on the 8th of September”

  8. Broon says:

    The back of my ticket says “Rebate not avaliable for reasons such as rain on the 8th of September”

  9. Huck says:

    Hey! Where’s the cream filling?

  10. Small Paul says:

    Aw, this was a real opportunity missed. How? Lemme break it down for you:

    Masako. Rain. Mmmmmmm…

  11. Ozi says:

    *ozis eyes get a distant, far away look, and drool drips from the corner of his ajar mouth*

    Damn you small Paul! I was meant to be studying tonight, but now im all… distracted… 😀

  12. Cai says:

    Good job the Megapost is built on the top of a hill, eh?

    remember kids…the Megapost is still alive…..

    and the Megapost loves you…

    ALL HAIL THE MEGAPOST…

    *puts on a nice foil cap*

  13. UhhhDude says:

    Meh. I’m watching As the Apple Turns, anyway. They’re FAR more consistent.

  14. fahlman says:

    But not nearly as funny.

  15. The Lurker says:

    I love them both. I have been secretly looking in thier bedroom windows.

    HEHEHEHEHEHEHE

  16. Del says:

    UhhhDude that is a low blow.

    See Moltz what your infrequent posting has done! AtAT is being considered more consistent. I didn’t know that was even possible.

    Cai’s right the MegaPost still loves you and the hot tub is a great place to wait out the weather.

  17. Del says:

    OHHH MAN

    http://homepage.mac.com/njenson/movies/lovedocs.html

    I’ll post in the MegaPost as well, but I couldn’t stop laughing.

  18. Small Paul says:

    AtAT and CARS are like Laurel and Hardy, Ant & Dec, Mark and Lard, PHP & MySQL… a well-balanced diet has both.

  19. UhhhDude says:

    Hey, it’s not like CARS is gonna make the playoffs anyway…I like AtAT cuz their pitching is much better. That Anya has a killer fastball.

  20. GLAARKU says:

    Ooops!

    Hey, you got your AtAT in my CARS!

    No, you got your CARS in my AtAT!

    Hey, these taste GREAT together!!!

    [cue jingle]

    Two great tastes’ that taste great together, Reeses AtAT CARS Bar!

    [cue sanity]

  21. See, this is why they should never have torn down the Kingdome. Sure, it was an awful place to watch a game, and had uncomfortable seats and not enough parking…but the rain rarely got inside.

    At CARS Cheez Whiz Field, it seems like every home game the lesbian midgets are soaking wet.

    Oh.

    Nevermind.

  22. Baba says:

    Wait! My ticket doesn’t seem to have a back. Let’s see…no, it has a front, two sides (very thin), a top…yeah, there’s a bottom, but no back. …wait, here, maybe…perhaps…it could be a back. Maybe it was washed out. If it is a back, it is a very weak back.

  23. John says:

    Well, when did you get it?

  24. Baba says:

    About a week back.

  25. PoisedNoise says:

    See, this is why we shouldn’t let people just change their names willy-nilly on this board. Shame on you Baba/John for such a transparent setup…. and no trying to use the word transparent into some further reference about the lack of a back.

    No, honestly, that was seriously cringe-worthy. Someone take down the guy’s IP and MAC address please.

  26. PoisedNoise says:

    🙂

    (…just in case someone didn’t realise I was kidding – hate to start some kind of international incident…)

  27. Eels on Wheels says:

    The back of my ticket is laughing at me, silently, sinisterly.

  28. Samuel Kass says:

    last post!

  29. Just Sam, please says:

    Wow, I forgot to uncheck Safari’s form auto-fill feature. Well, hi all you fans out there.