WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES


[dun-duh-nun-duh-nun dun-dun-nuh-dun-duh-nun-duh-nun…]

That’s 70s hold music. I think it’s Walk On The Wild Side. Which is kind of an odd selection for hold music.

Uh…

We don’t have the capability to stream it to you. Please use your imagination.

NO! NO! DON’T USE YOUR IMAGINATIONS!

Ah, crap. I should never have said that.

Well, look… let’s just… let’s just do this tomorrow, OK?

If you need a topic of discussion, please consider these:

– Phil Schiller: “Super keen” or “the bee’s knees”?

– Who’d win in a fight: former Apple exec Jean Louis Gassé or iPod division SVP Jon Rubinstein?

And let’s just go ahead and spot Rubinstein a sock full of nickels, just to make it sporting.

55 thoughts on “WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES”

  1. Hmmmm. I thought Windows was an intrinsic component of Hell, and hence could not be unbundled without damaging the entire damnation experience?

    You know, unless subject to an EU ruling (it would seem).

  2. Well it is on most levels of Hell. CARS readers though get to go to a level of Hell with no Windows, lots of kegs, vodka, massive parties & sexbots. It’s kind of like the Mega-Post without the cheese smell.

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