As today is Valentine’s Day and we’re all going to be off spending it with that someone special…
Well, it’s not all the same special someone.
And this, of course, excludes those of us who are currently doing court-ordered community service.
Although, it includes those of us who were sentenced to community service and then found that special someone while picking up roadside litter or painting a rec center or pulling the switch down at the big house.
Anyway, we decided that instead of doing a story today that would only reveal some top secret product Apple is working on and further widen the divide between the company and this and other rumor sites, we’d save that for tomorrow and pen a love poem… to the Mac.
So, here it, the Crazy Apple Rumors Site staff’s collaborative love poem to their favorite computing platform.
Oh, Mac Mac Macky Mac Mac
You are so whack whack wacky whack whack.
Photoshop sends your dual G5s a-blazin’
The heat waves rise and cause some hazin’.
I treat you good, you treat me fine.
I’m happy that I can call you mine.
Your sense of style is beyond the norm,
Please don’t tell anyone about all the Internet porn.
This Valentine poem I write for you,
Expresses my love for what you do.
You’re never angry, bitter or even rude,
You let me use you in the nude.
You know me better than friend or foe,
Even better than that twenty-five dollar h-
Well, you get the idea. It… just goes downhill from there.
But there is a cool part toward the end where there’s a car chase and a laser battle with aliens.
That part’s boss.