OK, viagra just to be clear here…
Did. Not. Know. That.
I want my Tiger! Its supposed to be here tommorow and it hasent shipped yet! :sobs: :holds sexbot tightly:
Missed again! But at least I already have my Tiger! Delivered today ….. mmmmm, tigerlicious!
Tonight’s the night I’m gonna get my tiger.
I hate you all.
I don’t really mean that… Its the PTSD talking. (Pre Tiger Stress Disorder)… :twitch:
about the shortage of grain in Hertfordshire. Everyone one of them knew that as time went by they’d get a little bit older and a little bit slower …. This was on the air force set thing
Tenth! and on my first ever post, too!
…and thaaat’s oooourrr sooong of eleven…..
or Baker’s dozenth!
I am deeply offended by Apple’s use of Khomeini. This country has a severe problem with the loss of jobs to the Far East. And now Apple starts a trend of outsourcing to the Mid East. NO GOOD can come of this!
How’s that for a Poignant Tirade?
is that a Space Food Stick or are you just happy to see me?
um…. CARS posting mildly offesive yet funny material.
Keep up the good work.
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I thought that Khomeini was working for Microsoft, in the Human Resources department. Does Steve Ballmer know about this?
Bellidancer> very poignant!
Question: Is head-bountying really against the law? Did someone check, finally?
Is the expression «head-bountying» correct?
What is the position of the new pope Benoit the 16th about this?
And, finally, what is all this ‘tiger’ stuff you all talk about?
Did I miss something important?
The Ayatollah sounds strangely like CTHULHU.
Good Point Bellidancer! I am really offended that Apple would outsource the position of psychotic advisor with over aggressive tendencies overseas. There are enough Americans who could easily advice Jobs without the added cost of paying someone to raise the dead.
In fact I think 80% of the posters at CARS could easily fill this position and only for half of those would you need to worry about them causing a Sexual Harassment Suit.
In fact I think that position should be mine! I could do it. Just read my ramblings in the Mega-Post my sanity (or lack their of) and over-agressive nature are clearly defined. In fact I think I will use the Mega-Post as my resume for this position. Plus I have the added advantage of having kittens who are Masters of kitten-fu and a Script Kitty who could put a world of hurt on all of Wiley & Sons if needed.
Thank you for your consideration.
You know I didn’t realize until now that I forgot to link to the Mega-Post in case Apple wants to read my resume and they don’t feel like calling Apple Legal to get it out of their bookmarks.
I had TPA reporters out covering this story, in fact Lars Lundrupp has just sent in a nice Fahrenheit 451 angle on the radio phone.
But the Worldwide resources of the CARS organisation make it so hard for a young reporter today. We just can’t hold a candle to this. Classic.
Can someone please tell me what I’m talking about because I just don’t know anymore?
ColonelPanic’s mention of his copy of Tiger arriving prompts me to “share my pain,” which may be greater than dan’s pain (of not having a copy of Tiger yet) — my copy of Tiger arrived yesterday, but I can’t install it for up to several weeks yet!
I need to be able to use CiscoVPN (due to that four-letter word, w-o-r-k), and CiscoVPN’s current version is broken under Tiger; Cisco is reporting that they won’t have a fixed version until mid-May!
It’s torture! Arrrgh!
Get that GRRRRRRR!
Go on – do that Tiger Primal Screaming
See don’t you feel better.
Damn, I just can’t seem to get it right.
I heard a rumor.
Seems Apple iPods have become the hot thing to steal in the New York City subway. Thieves snatch the iPods off unsuspecting riders, then dash away as the subway doors close.
The rumor: Most thieves say their victims’ music choices really suck.
Please, Mr. Jobs, I am available for consultation, and my resume resides at:
Hmmm… KHOMEINI = CTHULHU = MICROSOFT HR. I definitely smell a conspiracy here! Wait, oh, that’s me. Sorry.
I am going to get my Tiger on tonight right before HHG2G!!
Anyone else bringing their towel?
I think it’s highly offensive that Apple is employing such an obvious stereotype of an Islamic fundamentalist.
Tomorrow the MegaPost is one Year old.
H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y M E G A !!!!!!!
May I be the First to say so!
I’VE BEEN HOLDING OFF ON THE COMMENTS THIS TIME BECAUSE OF THE, WELL, LET’S JUST SAY THE UNSPEAKABLE HORROR OF IT ALL AND LEAVE IT AT THAT! NOW THAT MY EVIL NAME HAS BEEN KICKED AROUND A FEW TIMES I FIND THAT I DO HAVE TO WEIGH IN ON THE SUBJECT!!
I WOULDN’T TOUCH THAT KHOMEINI GUY WITH A TEN-FOOT TENTACLE!!!
STEVE’S GOING TO REGRET THIS ONE–I MEAN, YOU SHOULD SEE GLAARKU RIGHT NOW!!!!! HE’S MOPING AROUND WHINING “I’M SUPPOSED TO BE STEVE’S GO-TO DEMON-GOD…WHO IS THIS BEARDED WANKER ANYWAY???” THEN HE HIDES IN A BLACK-HOLE AND GOES INTO A SULK!!!!!!!
I’M REALLY GETTING TIRED OF HEARING IT!!!!!!!!! I’D DEVOUR THIS KHOMEINI GUY’S SOUL, BUT YOU KNOW, HE HASN’T GOT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE “LITE” LUNCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s simple nepotism.
I think steve’s natural parents were Iranian or Persian or Syrian or Assyrian or Babylonian or Kurdish. Unca Khomeini!
Besides, we’re “all God’s chillun.”
Or is it “God, Allah’s chillin'”?
Who would have thought my Mega-Post Resume would have gotten me so many job offers.
Let me re-iterate that at this time I am interested in this position at Apple. Microsoft no matter how many times you call or email me I will not work for you. Also please stop sending the strippers. I do not find Steve Ballmer look-alikes attractive in the least! Plus they are getting sweat all over the place.
SCO, Walmart, Blockbuster, Fed-Ex, & Hereti Corp I appreciate your kind offer,s but at this time you cannot pay me enough to help you.
Suez aka Zeus,
It’s Allchin thinks he’s God.
Fuzz-based Fudge Receptors
I think it’s that his biological dad was Egyptian.
Does this mean that maybe Michael Eisner knew something about Steve Jobs that the rest of us were unaware of?
“Disney chairman Michael Eisner apparently dismissed Apple CEO Steve Jobs as a Shi’ite Muslim, according to the Drudge Report.”