08 Jul 05No Help Desk Today

Maybe this weekend.

Or not.

We’ll see.

Anyway, in the comments section please state your preference: paper or plastic. And feel free to use this opportunity to make ad hominem attacks on your fellow commenters who feel otherwise than you.

69 Responses to “No Help Desk Today”

  1. Poster of just previous empty post says:

    That’s enough with the minimalism, thank you.

  2. 2000guitars says:

    Plastic, of course. The wine soaks through those paper cups way too fast…

    Michael Jackson

  3. Anonymous Brit. says:

    This is not a normal post for CARS, but is anything normal on Cars?

    This is just to say thank you to Bellidancer and the rest of you guys. Thank you as well for the minute silence at Laguna, as an adopted Londoner, I/we appreciated your kind thoughts. Thanks again and the normal Cars war resumes tomorrow.

  4. J Lo says:

    Personally I prefer paper to plastic.

    Tampex tampon applicators are much more environmentally friendly to those manufactured by Platex.

    Oh… and I hate Ben and that Jennifer woman!

  5. Del says:

    Wait you mean Ben is Glory?

  6. Ace Deuce says:


    You hurt me. Not becauce you suggest I’m a spaz, but because you misspell my name.

    It would be easy for me to call you Belly Dancer, for example, but I don’t, because I have a sensitive and caring disposition.

    By the way, rather than SPASTIC! I meant to say I preferred FANTASTIC ELASTIC MASTIC.

  7. Birth Controller says:

    Paper condoms rule!

  8. Red Lantern, Dead Battery says:

    Personally, I think marriage should be illegal between two ad hominems.

  9. Bellidancer says:

    Ace Deuce, I sincerely apologize . I was unforgivably careless in not checking the spelling of your name. I am a poor speller, so I usuälly run anything I type through a Spell Check. (Unfortunately, our Spell Czech has been missing.) I will be more careful in the future to only attack your character and leave your name alone.

    Again, I am very, very sorry,


  10. Del says:

    I’m beginning to think that Ben and Glory are somehow related.

  11. Dwartz Farquhartz says:

    Paper is biodegradeable, which is good. It’s also a great aid to a nice bit of arsony.

    But plastic allows what we in the sport call the “lazy fat man’s carry” which allows you to bring in a week’s worth of groceries at once.

  12. Ace Deuce says:


    Thank you for your sincere and heartfelt apology. You are truly a class act, like all true CARS adherents.

    At this point I should mention that I was only feigning hurt out of boredom. I really don’t care how people spell my name–I’m a poor typist myself (see “becauce”)–probably because I have cloven hooves instead of fingers.

    Yes, you’ve been punked, and I suspect I have been as well. Can we trust anyone in this virtual domain?

  13. Spell Czech says:

    I’m not missing. I just needed a vacation.

    I went to http://www.charlottesweb.com, where proofreaders and spellcheckers make the world safe for English teachers everywhere. Plus, the mojitos are to die for.

    However, all of you are now on notice. I’ll be back in two weeks. I’ve gottta go pay my syntax.

  14. John Moltz says:



    is Glory?

    And Glory is Ben?

  15. Del says:

    Yes!!! That’s it exactly…

    Now do you think that Glory is Ben?

  16. endangered species fur-lined plastic for me, please.

  17. Glory to Ben says:

    Paper burns

    Plastic melts

    I hate hominy

  18. erf? says:

    Is “hominem” a homonym of “homonym”?

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