No Help Desk Today


Maybe this weekend.

Or not.

We’ll see.

Anyway, in the comments section please state your preference: paper or plastic. And feel free to use this opportunity to make ad hominem attacks on your fellow commenters who feel otherwise than you.

69 thoughts on “No Help Desk Today”

  1. Paper…. no plastic….on the other hand…..plaper or pastic…….who the hell cares it’s just that John is terminally in with Wintel’s disease, but don’t tell anyone as he is very embarrassed about how he caught it. Oh forgot ninth.

  2. Paper sucks. Plastic can kick its ass any minute.

    Oh, and everyone who ever got the first post sucks. I’m angry because I never got one. Only second, and that’s when I thought I got the fist.

  3. Paper if I’m shopping with a friend who has a car; otherwise plastic so I can more easily carry everything home.

    Some smaller grocery stores have paper bags with handles; those kick ass.

  4. Hmmmm…

    Plastic.

    Usually.

    I do like those handily-handled paper bags, too…

    Hmmmmm….

  5. You were not ninth, I was.(See third entry)

    If you want to dispute it, Anastasios Booby Chalcedon, my dad’ll come round and give your dad a good slapping, and film it on his mobile phone. Well John said “ad hominem attacks”, but I don’t know what that means and the dictionary is propping up the kitchen table………………it’s not to do with men doing naughty things to men, is it?

  6. No, no, no… Moltz meant “add hominy.”

    ‘Cause everybody loves corn, right?

    What time it is!

  7. Paper. I like to know I’m resposible for the death of a tree. I hate trees. They’re so smug and shady. Screw the rain forrest! I throw paper bags out instead of recycling or reusing.

    Down with trees!! We need more telephone polls.

    (The big wooden things with wires strung from them. Not people calling you on the phone asking if you like paper or plastic.)

    Hey Moltz, When can we download the podcast of this article?

  8. I’m gonna go with plastic. In fact, I have a bag tied over my head right now waiting to take my last breath because of no help desk…

    mmm…good thing I took those typing classes, otherwise who knows what I’d be typing now cuz I can’t see a friggin’ thing through this bag… grhgrrghrrhg…huuu…guuup…huup…krrrghghgh……………

  9. Garnack says my ears look funny……weird……

    OMG…..I’ll try the double Van Gogh……

    this toilet paper is soaking up the blood better than plastic….. he can’t say my ears look weird now…….

    AAAWWWW, my glasses don’t fit

    It’s gonna be Garnonacks

  10. Just reread what he said……

    where the ears were, is REALLY stinging…….

    he said wierd….

    did he mean wired?

    Maybe wierd is an abstruse Americana……

    think I’ll take an aspirin or two hundred.

  11. Ok, so my spelling scuks sometimes.

    Don’t use to many aspirin they’re bad for your stomach.

  12. Wow! Finally a topic that cuts to the quick of what CARS is all about! Meaningless subjects and the opportunity to rag on other posters! WHOOO_HOOOO!!!!

    Evil Monkey likes plastic, but who is going to listen to a whining loser who likes to be beaten up. – “I’m angry because I never got one. Only second, and that’s when I thought I got the fist.” FIST? What’s up with that?!?

    Ace Duece likes “SPASTIC!” so he wither is one, can’t spell, or is raving drunk who is computing under the influence. Not someone we should listen to in ANY case.

    Phroggy likes whatever makes his poor, apparently hillbilly exsistance easier.

    “Paper if I’m shopping with a friend who has a car; otherwise plastic so I can more easily carry everything home.”

    What kind of back woods stores don’t carry paper bags with handles?

    Some smaller grocery stores have paper bags with handles; those kick ass.

    Anastasios Booby Chalcedon, we haven’t heard from you since you blitzed the site that day. As if we’re going to listen to a lurker who posts eleven times in a single day and then doesn’t post for months.

    FerventWerm, take a stand will ye?

    And PoisedNoise, cut right to the heart of the discussion and still miss the point. You been running with those scissors?

    BFG & Garnack… never mind. (Garnack’s a little too tightly wrapped, don’t ya think? And I don’t taunt scary creatures.)

    No point in attacking Hungry Homer.

    I’d love to rag on Nxxx’s British ass, but I just can’t this week.

    To any poster I’ve neglected, Sorry, catch ya later.

  13. Tightly wrapped! Tightly wrapped!!! That’s a lie, a dirty low down lie. Why, I oughta …….

    Oh, I see what you mean.

    Hmmm……

  14. Paper or plastic? I prefer latex. Paper just doesn’t hold up, and with plastic I can’t feel anything, and we all know that’s the most important thing.

  15. Bags? You humans think in such three-dimentional terms. The BFG was the closest to reality when he claimed to use the palm of his, well, what you call, hand.

    To put my point in a simple, over used term; think outside the bag.

  16. A true environmentalist goes with hemp…. hemp bags they bring to the store and use over and over again.

    At Costco, they use boxes.

    So the true choices are: paper, plastic, cloth, boxes, giant hands, and transdimensional bags of holding?

  17. You all suck.

    And me, I always ask for papyrus when it’s available.

    Invisible Evil Boys’ Choir! I hate to break this to you, but…well, you really can’t sing. Repeating a phrase ad infinitum doesn’t mean you’re on key with it.

    (It’s not “ad hominem,” but it’s close enough. Besides, I don’t speak Italian.)

  18. Shouldn’t Mr. Chipmunk’s post be at least an octave higher and speeded up?

    Oh, I forgot I cut my ears off, so can’t hear and can’t wear glasses, so can’t see.

    Good job this site’s in braille.

    Thank you Mr. Moltz.

  19. Just back from Bluewater Apple store opening……..

    took Roller and wore grey morning suit and topper…….

    so did everybody………..

    H.M. The Queen introduced me to the Apple Board (Steve made her curtsy to him)………..

    he did sign my copy of iCon…………

    Allison introduced me to Linda and Danica………

    Schiller recited Ode to Joy in a mock Chinese accent…….

    music provided by iPods dressed as ABBA………..

    finished with ritual burning of Moltz in copy of Old Smokey………

    souvenirs:-miniature Apple Tower Bridge driven by AMD 64 bit processor with built in trouser press and 22 inch Apple Cinema screen with a repro of Constable’s ‘The Haywain’ with Steve driving it…….

    If any of you guys going to Laguna Seca today, please smuggle this e-mail in and wave it at The Doctor………

    meanwhile, back at Silverstone………

    Oh message to John, Howard will be returned with cameras after he has completed his six month quarantine.

  20. iPods are made of plasic… me like iPods… haha… I feel funny… I look funny… haha…funny

  21. iPods are made of plasic… me like iPods… haha… I feel funny… I look funny… haha…funny

  22. AD HOMINEM! AD HOMINEM! AD HOMINEM! AD HOMINEM! AD HOMINEM!

    AD HOMINEM! AD HOMINEM! AD HOMINEM! AD HOMINEM! AD HOMINEM!

    AD HOMINEM! AD HOMINEM! AD HOMINEM! AD HOMINEM! AD HOMINEM!

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    AD HOMINEM! AD HOMINEM! AD HOMINEM! AD HOMINEM! AD HOMINEM!

  23. Plastic – too sweaty.

    Paper – too much rustle and not really up to the job.

    It’s cotton undies for me. You people wearing plastic and paper are freaks!

  24. Actually, the best is those canvas bags, especially LL Bean tote bags. Chicks dig guys who recycle.

    Really.

    Yes, they do.

    Whaddya mean, how would I know?

  25. Let’s try an inverted ad hominem where A makes claim B; (C has made claim D or, at least it is implied she has.) and there is something desirable about A, (Implied; which C lacks.) and therefore claim B is true. (Implied; C’s claim D is false.)

    !

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