Off for the rest of the week


Taking a few personal days. Don’t complain – there are seven of us and we’re only taking three days so it could be worse.

While we’re off, please use the comments to contemplate the following question: when your Mac sleeps, does it dream?

If so, what does it dream of?

That oughtta hold ya.

107 thoughts on “Off for the rest of the week”

  1. I dream of killing all humans. It’s a simple dream really, and one I dare not fulfill, but I dream it nonetheless. Constantly. Hopefully.

    Kill all humans.

    Time for a pleasant nap.

  2. I was hoping the Friday helpdesk would return to offer some solace at the fact teh (yes teh) Mega Post is closing down on Sunday?

    Much booness!

    Yes!

    Indeed!

    Booness!

    boo!

  3. I still believe it’s a farce.

    Do you really think that Moltz would want us Lunatic Posters free on the rest of the site?

  4. My sleep was disturbed by the pitiful wailing of my Mac mini. The desk in front of its little eye was damp with tears.

    “What’s ails my little friend?”

    “There’s…….. no…….. Master……… Moltz…… and…..sob……. he’s the only thing that……makes my…..it’s soooo unfair…………PC Power.”

    “He’ll be back” I gently said.

    “You’re only saying that” it screamed, “You don’t know what it’s like e-mailing ‘If you don’t send the money, we’ll send you his genitalia’ and ‘Quote please for 40 kilograms of Colombian best delivered London’. The Master, John Moltz sends witty, helpful messages of peace and love to everyone”

    So Mrs Moltz, send John back or we’ll send you his genitalia, detached and in a USB 2 port. You know it makes sense.

  5. “genitalia, detached and in a USB 2 port. You know it makes sense.”

    Is one inside the other? HOW!!

  6. I went to check my email in the middle of the night and my Powermac woke up with Virtual PC on full screen mode. Poor thing must of been having a bad dream.

  7. Woah… if that happened to me I’d scream… literally. Whats worse then turning your Mac on and seeing Windows?!!!!!! I’d probably break something and feel bad afterward.

  8. What a lot of twaddle. Machines cannot dream. Total waste of time.

    If Moltz had been in my regiment, I’d have had him shot. Still, I thought I’d post on the last day of the month.

  9. My Mac told me it dreams about me.

    I’m afraid to go to sleep now.

    Help me?

    Please?

  10. I’ve just seen LongVista in our lab. It looked something like this:

    “IKernel.exe – Application Error. The instruction at 0x771c732a referred memory at 0x001637do. The memory could not be read. Click OK to terminate the program.”

    Just kidding, actually it looked great. The rolling hills wallpaper has been replaced by a close up of grass. That alone is reason for switching back.

    I didn’t touch it though which my colleagues found a bit strange. They were saying “come on, have a go” and I was just standing there silently shaking my head.

    We turned it off as soon as the lights started flickering and the red spirit creatures began killing us.

  11. Posting using WINDOWS VISTA!! (Microsoft (R) Windows (R) Codename Longhorn (R) build 5112)

    Want proof?

    [URL=http://img101.imageshack.us/my.php?image=untitled0hf.png][IMG]http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/5076/untitled0hf.th.png[/IMG][/URL]

  12. What The Fuck! image tags don’t work here? Fuck That!

    Fuck!

    As I awoke this evening with the smell of wood smoke clinging

    Like a gentle cobweb hanging upon a painted tepee

    Oh I went to see my chieftain with my warlance and my woman (cOME ON BiTcH)

    For he told us that the yellow moon would very soon be leaving

    This I can’t believe I said, I can’t believe our warlord’s dead

    Oh he would not leave the chosen ones to the buzzards and the soldiers guns

    Oh great father of the Iroquois ever since I was young

    I’ve read the writing of the smoke and breast fed 😀 on the sound of drums

    I’ve learned to hurl the tomahawk and ride a painted pony wild

    To run the gauntlet of the Sioux, to make a chieftain’s daughter mine ;D

  13. What? One hundred posts? That’s what Moltz is hoping for, but what has he done for us lately? I say we boycott this stack of posts–don’t give him the pleasure!

  14. People are only now realizing that the whole Intel thing was for the Palladium DRM? Are they fools?

    Well, yes.

  15. Gentlemen,

    If you are refering to Ian Boycott he retired from cricket a long time ago. Well that’s one more post towards the ton.

    You owe me Moltz.

  16. Not much Psyko. The point was that the CUPS webpage is a similar color to CARS.

    Conspiracy? I thinks so.

  17. “A few” personal days? “A FEW”?!?? And I still don’t get the logic of there being seven, so it’s not that big a deal… if it’s everybody, that’s a big deal, no? And if there are seven, it doesn’t seem all would take the same personal days, does it? I dunno… all I know is I want to work at CARS, so I can do this, too.

  18. CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS! CUPS!

  19. Yeah, there is a definite conspiracy going on Del. Especially with the blue text links and all.

    MARK

  20. You conspiracy people sicken me, never a good word to say for anyone or anything.

    I am proud to say out loud that

    JOHN MOLTZ IS A GOOD MAN.

    Webmaster, please note the following is for John’s eyes only.

    John, please note that “The cheque is in the post” isn’t good enough this time, if you don’t pay, Howard and Ugluck will get it.

    Webmaster please transmit the following to those trouble-makers. “If you want to maintain your good health, shut the ‘F’ up.”

    The same goes for the Webmaster too.

  21. On, on you Noble Posters.

    Stiffen up the Bluetooth and let the fingers fly

    Flare the nostrils and let loose the greyhounds of your wit.

    For today we shall have one hundred posts

    in Glorious Praise of our Sovreign Liege.

    And you in America, now abed will rue the day that

    You did not proffer many posts to John.

    Whilst we, we happy few, shall strip our sleeves and say

    This RSI, I got on Saint Moltz’s day,

    and happily we will recall the names of

    Aimon, third and scheissegern

    The singing evil choirs

    and on and on and on and on

    etc. etc. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz………….

  22. November Pa Pa Oscar 8475 niner cleared for take off runway 28 Right, No Delay”

    “ah Fuck”

    FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuck

    hey that kinda looks like ASCII

    “Juliet India November Zulu Oscar 0 1 2”

  23. Long time reader, first time poster. Just proud to be part of this fabulous effort.

    My mac dreams that it is a butterfly; or is it my butterfly who dreams that it is a mac?

  24. My Mac dreams it is a mac. Used it once but it leaks.

    Please vote if you think this is the poorest joke on the site.

  25. I’m in bed with my PowerBook right now, and, um, well We are connected to the Airport right now, and uh Got the TiVo on here, um, watching “The Day After Tomorrow”, and It’s at that one part where Sam is using the payphone that is on the lower levels of the library that are almost flooded, yeah, so, pretty neat, um , soo wat you doing? I uh also got ButtTorrent running here, that’s BitTorrent for those of you who are into grammer, trying to download the movie “Pirates of silicon valley” it’s about Steve Jobs, and Bill Gates. It uh it’s a real movie too, I currently am downloading at um let me check uh….oh not going too fast I’m downloading at 5.2 KiB/s right now, and uh just sent my image to CARS, and it’s 3:36AM right now just woke up about 10 minutes ago, pretty tired but, what the fuck? right so anyhoo wat you doing?

  26. Hi again! um it’s now 3:40AM so uh now it”s at that part where the Homeless guy is trying to get the dog to pee. so umm Pretty neat. I uh I guess i’ll check with you in about ah ten minutes is that good? um okay then soo wat you doing?

  27. Hye it’s been a little over ten minutes sorry I got caught up wiggling m penis around, anyhoo, um The movie is now at the part where the ambulance comes to help the kid with cancer, anc uh so talk to you latrer!?

    DAmn mY TypinG suXJ

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