LONG LIVE THE MEGA-POST!
You should be able to view it again, but Masako had to shut off the comments at…
3821.
She had to delete one spam comment to get it viewable again (link).
Please, let’s hear a big round of applause for all of you who posted in the Mega-Post and kept it alive for a year and four months. Please use this comment thread to post your fondest memories of the post with the most…
the Mega-Post.
‘Theory’ is just outside ‘My Area of Expertise’, Steve, the latter being a large, sprawling conurbation comprised almost entirely of bullshit.
I hope it doesn’t smell too bad, with the composition being shite and all.
It certainly doesn’t smell as bad as my decomposition, Steve.
You named your decomposition “Steve”? That’s messed up, even for this place.
Perhaps Steve is a reanimation, if the zombie apocalypse is nigh.
‘Steve’ is just if we’re being formal.
The family name is ‘Fester’.
Sorry for the delayed posting. It’s taken a while for me to warm up enough to type this out. I started on Tuesday.
Got iFlame?
If you have, got any fingers left?
I haven’t upgraded to the newest iFlame, with the Lightning connector. Still relying on the old FireWire version.
One-fingered typing is feasible, but very slow.
Got iBlame?
It’s much more time effective. You type nothing, keeping your chilly mitts in your cosy pockets, but iBlame automatically connects to the cloud and syncs the buck with the family member least able to defend themselves verbally (to which end I’ve opened an account for my 10 month old scream-machine).
Got iShame?
It’s good for the times you find someone passing the buck, or shirking responsiblity, or consorting with the wrong sort.
Dammit. That’s where I’ve been going wrong.
I’ve been consorting with the wrong *cons*, Ace.
Will I ever catch that there zeitgeist?
You mean, you’ve been consorting with cons of the right sort?
Left, right, up, down, wrong, pro, con: I’m getting all confused. Mayhaps because it’s getting cold again.
Hang on, did you just unlock a CARS Easter Egg?
Because a (very) graphic of Moltz nekkid just ran across my screen shouting ‘Chase me, Matron, chase me!’
That’s weird, because on mine it was a naked Masako, being chased by three sexbots.
And right there’s why the iMac needs a retina display.
Disgusting!
I know, they should have brought one out last year, Nxxx.
Lazy buggers.
Apple has been stuck in beta testing of those models for years now. What could possibly be the problem?
Oh, there’s no problem. They just like the extra “testing.”
Hello? Hello?
Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me.
Sorry, being frozen like a popsicle the last few weeks and buried in snow again today has taken a toll on my mental state. Which was probably heading toward unstable anyway…
The weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful. Actually, where I am the temperatures outside have reached into he 60s after we had a foot of snow over the past weekend. Weird. Mental stability is overrated.
My neck of the woods went from snow to ice to rain and slush to balmy dry weather in a matter of minutes. An extremely large number of minutes, but still…
Our friends on the island are doubtless pumping out the tunnels, day and night.
All a result of global temperaturing.
No point in pumping out the tunnels yet, more high winds and rain.
Parliament started to act when London and the Home Counties were threatened with floods.
Please tell me that this is not because all Members of Parliament have homes in this area.
I’m sorry but you’re all sounding rather muffled. I must have water in my ear for some reason.
[gurgle gurgle]
[glug!]
On your side, isn’t the theme tune, “There’s no business like snow business.””?
And in the spring, it will be “there’s no business like pothole repair business.”
Or ‘the car suspension repair business’ as the UK variant has it.
Our Glorious Leaders tend to view potholes as charming rustic features . . . as they glide over them in their chauffeured limos.
No news is good news, and I have nothing to report.
You had to go and spoil it, didn’t you?
[I initially mistyped that as ‘soil it’, which I was tempted to keep.]
BroMU,
I am starting a rumour that you are a relative of Gold Medalists Mistress Lizzie Yarnold and helped to train her by pushing her down Erith Hill on a wooden go cart.
Please deny in an obviously questionable manner.
You accusations are preposterous.
I was only associated with the Erith Hill training programme long after Lizzie Yarnold had been marginalised and to suggest otherwise is disingenuous at best. This is typical of the kind of muck-raking I’ve come to expect from the Daily Nxxx and I shall be expressing my regret about my erstwhile young-horizontal-laydee associations while not quite managing to apologise or deny the core accusations in a number of media outlets over the next 24 hours.
Cor! Thanks, Penfold.
You’re welcome, DangerG.
Nxxx posted the 6300th comment. Surely there is some way to commemorate the event. Perhaps a postage stamp?
Mass suicide?
Wicker Man homage?
Why can’t we do them all? Wicker homage, and then some self-immolation. The wicker should burn quickly.
Now I feel silly having suggested a commemorative postage stamp. I seem oddly out of step…
How about a midnight ride on the backs of drunk lemmings?
Brilliant Ace but can they be riding on Mistress Yarnold’s skeleton?
Okay, but it needs ice for the best performance. Sans ice, I suggest skateboards.
I’m still slightly confused that no-one’s specified the role certain ‘bots’ will play in proceedings. Because if I’m going, I’m going out with a bang, believe me.
Ace, we’ll have plenty of ice, etc. here by Monday evening. Followed by mass suicides. So whatever the hell it was we were talking about will be appropriate then.
If sexbots are a prerequisite, then the mass suicide will likely be postponed indefinitely.
Agreed Ace but what a lovely way to go, if I can remember what to do.
Sent this email to the Russian Embassy last night.
“As President Putin has acted against the illegal takeover of the Ukraine Government, I wonder if we can hope for similar action against the United States of America for their illegal revolutionary war against the legal United Kingdom Government.
Should The Federation of Russia be willing to take political, economic and if necessary, military action against the United States of America, in return, The Government of the United Kingdom would not question the legality of the overthrow of the Tzar or the similarity of the Crimean argument to the Lebensraum argument of the Third Reich.
Sincerely
My only a political link is with the Levellers.”
Now waiting for the reply even if it is nuclear.
The disgusted retired colonel would set things right. Where is he in our hour of need?
What about Captain Peacock?