LONG LIVE THE MEGA-POST!
You should be able to view it again, but Masako had to shut off the comments at…
3821.
She had to delete one spam comment to get it viewable again (link).
Please, let’s hear a big round of applause for all of you who posted in the Mega-Post and kept it alive for a year and four months. Please use this comment thread to post your fondest memories of the post with the most…
the Mega-Post.
I’m free?
I don’t know about that. But you survived the page jump.
I didn’t make it in one piece this time. Parts are being shipped for later assembly. Hope nothing got lost in the shuffle.
My shipment date has been repeatedly delayed, to the extent that I’m now largely obsolete. As opposed to my previous state, in which I was obesely large.
Has there been a page Jump?
I’m still on the bottom of HHHHHEEEEELLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh no. Soldiers without badges.
Badges?!?
We don’ need no stinkin’ badges!
I love the smell of badges in the morning.
. . .
Oh sorry. I meant ‘badgers’.
There is a prominent lawyer here in Philadelphia, who, despite having boatloads of money, has a toupee that looks like a badger. I keep wanting to call the ASPCA and have them investigate it. But that would require more effort than I’m willing to undertake.
Please stop mentioning badgers.
The farming lobby reckons badgers spread bovine TB and so a trial cull was organised? in various areas. They managed around 50% of the planned number with 1,771.
Something like 50,000 badgers killed yearly on the UK roads. Does this mean badgers are bad drivers?
If all of the badgers are eliminated, it could go to worsegers.
Good News, guts.
The government are going to build a 15,000 house Garden City in Bro Mu’s garden. That means it is his duty to make them all Applefanboys.
Whoa! BroMu must have a very large garden. Or the housing is going to be really small.
Door-to-door demos should bring them into the fold. With an iFlame for encouragment.
Less of a garden, more of a compost heap. But the so called ‘Garden City’ (read: slum-in-waiting) is going to be slap-bang next to the Bluewater shopping centre . . . so I’ll just leave a scent trail of two-parts-Lynx-‘Voodoo’-to-one-part-Stella to guide the feral flockers into the (doubtless) grateful arms of the Bluewater Applestore.
Sounds like Chav Heaven.
Sounds like Chav Heaven.
Bur berry and Burpberry for ever.
Is it just me, or is everyone enjoying the nostalgic buzz of turning on the morning news to find out if we’ve all died in a nuclear holocaust? It’s so retro. Or possibly vintage, which I’m told is the classier version. I feel I’m back in my comfort zone.
Now if Phil Oakey could just regrow some hair and release a new record I’d be ready to re-subscribe to Smash Hits magazine.
It would be typical of me to miss a nuclear holocaust because I was not paying attention. Thank you for the heads-up. What else is worth noting out there?
Hey, we’re back.
But have we been snipped? I can’t remember where we were up to.
PS: Ace, I’m afraid I haven’t noticed anything notable of late because the reception on my foil hat is just *terrible* and to get any kind of signal I have to walk around doing Stewie-Head, which means everything looks like it should be sliding off the world. It’s very distracting.
There was a glitch in the matrix, or whatever the heck it is that runs this place since The Entity left. Looks like we’re back up and running. (I can’t say back to normal, ’cause you all know that’s not possible.)
Intuition tells me that the WordPress server hosting CARS had a collision with a micro black hole passing through, and the only backup was on a flash drive dangling from Ugluk’s keychain. Fortunately, he was camping in a lava tube near Mt. St. Helens, so Mr. Moltz drove south, retrieved the drive, restored the data, and voila!
Moltz for President.
Ace, does that mean that there aren’t magic elves behind the scenes that take care of everything? Thank you, oh ruiner of explanations!
The magic elves said I wasn’t to divulge their methods, or there would be consequences.
Did I just say that out loud? Strange dream…
It wasn’t a dream, Ace.
I was working you like a meat puppet in your sleep.
. . .
Hang on, did I just say *that* out loud?
No worries. Your secret is safe with me and the magic elves and the sexbots and the cognoscenti.
I do not smell like cognac!
Beer, maybe, but not cognac!
Thou protesteth too muchly!
At least I didn’t mention the glitterati.
How did you know about the glitter?!?
Are you spying on me?
I gotta go…
“Private Eye” has been running a Modern Last Words cartoon series. Latest, smiling guy in bed with anxious relatives saying, “I’m going to meet Steve Jobs.”
Thought you’d like to know.
Gourmand: “Now I will be able to apologize to all the critters that were murdered on my behalf.”
Gravesend Gourmand: “Now I will be able to apologise to all the cats, dogs, horses, rats and careless low-flying aliens that were compacted onto a kebab rotisserie on my behalf.”
This is getting odd and creepy. Even for this place.
Brilliant, isn’t it? We should go Full Gothic here and see if that rouses Moltz from his crypt.
BroMu,
Are you willing to check Whitby Abbey?
Too spooky for me.
I fear it may conceal one of the ‘tunnels’.
Full of Del critters.
That would explain a lot.
On a happier note, The Onion tells me: “Made by Pfizer, Despondex is the first drug designed to treat the symptoms of excessive perkiness.”
Hmmm. I fear my wife may have been involved in the trials for that.
Of course, an Ike Turner-style back-handed pimp slap would have the same effect on excessive perkiness.
BroMu,
Gravesend was the warmest place in the UK yesterday, according to the BBC weather report.
Allowed lucifers Again?
It’s the Lynx smog, Nxxx; it’s like a black hole of chav. Even the Sun’s rays can’t escape.
And you’re not wrong, Steve. In fact, I think he’s actually dishing those out rhythmically throughout ‘River Deep, Mountain High’ (often mistaken for handclaps).
You want your face punched in? I’ll be right round.
Nothing wrong with Lynx, just used Peace Shower Gel.
Damn! Putin Special version.
I prefer Lynx ‘Annex’ for Putin-related putsches.
What about Putin-related pulls?
The slaps, punches, pushes, and pulls have got me reeling. Whatever happened to common civility?
Aren’t common civility the working class mot in the armed services?,
What armed services? I thought we were going to go with Aliens-stylee ‘harsh language’ for the foreseeable future.
Not that a war with Russia is foreseeable.
Nor is is unforeseeable clearly.
As Dr Who would doubtless concur.
I’m all for uncommon incivility, as common incivility is fairly common where I live.
So rare that they dare to care as there is nary a care to spare.
This post has been going on so long that my eyes have deteriorated with age to the extent I’m having trouble reading the comments (either that or my brain is rejecting them: it’s a tough call).
What I need is a retina display iMac to be wormholed (yes, I’ve verbed it . . . two can play at that game, my colonial cousins) back to the medieval period (I’m a bit shaky on the specifics of when we started this post) so my eyes aren’t so knackered *now*.
It’s so obvious I can’t believe no-one else has thought of it.
Do any of our oft mentioned Tunnels have the essential ‘Time’ prefix to get this up and running?