12 Jan 06Database error

Masako thinks she may have fixed the database error message many of you have experienced over the last few months.

I’m talking about the one on our site. This site. Crazyapplerumors.com. She didn’t fix any database errors you might have been having other places.


Well, anyway, please use this as a thread to let us know if you still get it. If you don’t get it or otherwise don’t have any useful information to provide, please tell us which one was your favorite Banana Split.

UPDATE: Forget it. I just got it. She’s over there swearing and working on it now. So, uh… just the Banana Splits.

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  1. Moi says:

    Firstest. And no DB errors.

  2. Moi says:

    And I don’t like Bananas.

  3. John Moltz says:

    You don’t like bananas?!

    You *are* bananas.

  4. won says:

    just for the sake of a high post

  5. Mpls Guy says:

    Bananas are nice. DB errors still run rampent at CARS, Pictures at 10!

    Oh, Top Five! First time!

  6. Mpls Guy says:

    Fine, I’ll take 6th too!

  7. Huh? says:

    I’m sorry, I can’t hear… er… read your article… I have a banana in my ear… uh.. eye…

  8. Yeah baby says:

    Okay, so Jobs stuck a banana in your um…somewhere? Did he at least use an iPod sock? Protection is key! Sounds like you might have a lawsuit on your hands.

  9. Del says:

    Thanks Masako for that help with our Oracle DB’s. They’re working great now. You are a True Genius.

  10. Roark says:

    Is this tenth? And I don’t even try. No DB errors despite warning.

  11. Roark says:

    Oops, I meant despite “update” not “warning”. And then I got a DB error posting this. Which is 11th.

  12. Huh? says:

    An error occurred: Bad ObjectDriver config: Connection error: User mtdb@lsh128.siteprotect.com has already more than ‘max_user_connections’ active connections


    (pants comment missing)


  13. Streetrabbit says:

    Do the guitar playing twins count as Banana Splits? If they do they’re my favourites.

    If not then Snork gets my vote. The way he honked was eloquent. Don’t let anyone tell you Snork couldn’t’ve played Richard III just as good as Larry. That was the league he was in IMHO.

    What a life that little elephant could’ve had if only the trunk and fur had been acceptable to the Shakespeare snobs.

  14. Fleegle says:

    No db error.

    I always thought that Snorky was pretty hot.

  15. Streetrabbit says:

    No sql/db error, just this:


  16. Space monkey says:

    That’s weird, cause I only got a pic of squirrel porn. I still can’t get it off my screen.

  17. Told ya a good whipping would help!


  18. Ace Deuce says:

    I’m gonna say Sazoom, only because after Mel Blanc, Paul Frees was our greatest cornucopia of voice.

  19. iBode says:


    My database is fixed.

    I didn’t even know I had one.

    Masako is amazing.

    My prediction:

    She’ll end up saving the world from all badness before she fixes the error.

  20. Nxxx says:

    I am disappointed, as I thought I had chosen the name. No, that was a memory slip, it was a waterproofed, literary ex girlfriend who I called the Mac Pro Book.

  21. Puffenstuffit says:

    Ya know, I was the voice for Drooper.

    That drunken, hick, dragass lion couldn’t remember, let alone speak his lines without slurring and getting surly.

    Couldn’t pay me enough.

  22. zenhermit says:

    I just got an error on both posts linked from RSS, and then reloaded and I got my fix. Oh, god, yes, my lovely, lovely fix. Of CARS. That is. I don’t need a fix of anything else. Really. Or, of, uhh, CARS. I was just trying to be nice.

    And I did get an error a minute ago…


    But, now, ahhhhhh…..

  23. ijit says:

    no errors for me…

  24. I’m going to vote for Fleegle.

    And who doesn’t remember screaming “uh oh, Chongo!” as a child, unless you’re under 35.

  25. Dwartz Farquhartz says:

    I admit it – I was addicted to the Splits. I never knew one from the other though, except for Snorky. And those Sour Grape Girls!