Today is the day when we here in the States celebrate our favorite dead presidents.
Harrison Ford and David Palmer.
Wait, that’s not right.
Harrison Ford’s not dead.
Still, he was a great president in Air Force One. And, to all you kiddies out there, in the real Star Wars, Han Solo shot Greedo before Greedo inexplicably fires over his fricking shoulder. I mean, how stupid is that? Greedo’s a fricking bounty hunter and he shoots like three feet over Solo’s shoulder.
Lucas is such a wanker.
That’s why we don’t celebrate him today.
No post today.
What do you think?