02 Apr 06Spring break!

Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Spring break! Alright! Par-tay! Whoooooooooo!!!

Crazy Apple Rumors Site will be off this week for our annual drunken festival of sexual encounters followed by bitter recriminations in Ft. Lauderdale or Daytona Beach or anywhere else there are chicks and liquor and fast cars and…


Actually, we’re staying home and doing our taxes.

But we’re totally having a drink after we’re done. Totally.

What’s your week look like?

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  1. Abe Lincolnlogski says:

    What’s next …. Dual booting Sexbots!!!

  2. Simon "Chucklehead" Simpleton says:

    Yes, you reboot your sexbot, hold down the option key and choose from Mary Anne, Ginger, Lovey Hathaway, Gilligan, the Skipper, the Professor, and Mr. Magoo.

  3. Walking Contradiction says:

    Hey, that boot camp thing. OK, I thought it was a nightmare that I had the other night, but apparently others had the same nightmare. It’s like a bad Freddie movie – Nightmare on Infinite Loop!

    Question – if you pollute your mac this way, is it considered a MacWinTel, or a WinMacTel?

    I guess they figured out a way to truly get viruses to work on a Mac! My only hope was to find something here on CARS to make me laugh at this, but alas I find nothing. Pardon me while I run to my abandoned shack in the hills and prepare for the end of the world. Don’t worry – the bombs are in the mail.

  4. Nxxx says:

    Even the pint of whiskey doesn’t seem to help, CARS, I’m hot for you!
    Still I’ve survived and it is Friday so there’s only the weekend to survive. I forgot the eight hours, so that makes Friday, the weekend and eight hours to survive, and then bloody Moltz will probably go drinking rather than posting. Dante will be easy after this.

  5. 3:15am – a drunk Bill Gates leaves a rambling message on the CARS office voicemail:

    Wha did I do to uou,CARS-baby?!1!! huh/?? I’m sorryy about calling youur sister a whore, imeant to say shes’ just really slutty.that’s all. comeon CARSbaby, pick up! I LOVE YOU!!!1! I said it, and I don’t care whu heasr me!11! I lOvee yu DAMMIT!!! Come on, CARS-baby? dotn dothis to me,baby… what!? look, ossifer, I am merelyly leaveinnng a message for my sweeetie; CARSbabykins, who is super-cooll and hads the biggest tits. [okay, that’s enough, sir, you need to move on now.] no. NO! come on you fuckin’ pig, haven’t yu ever been in love before. [sir, I am trying to be nice, will you end your call and stop your yelling, please?!] fuck you an youer stupid mustacheio, lokk at you,Ipay your salary goddammit… OUCH!!! what the f”

    message ends

  6. Well Greaved Achean says:

    So this is what withdrawal feels like. I knew I wasn’t addicted to CARS since I could have stopped anytime I wanted. But no CARS for almost a week! Why does my skin feel like a thousand ants? My brain feels like there are 104 wasps buzzing and stinging, but then it always feels like that.

  7. Nxxx says:

    Was it Fats Domino who sung “Saturday Morning”? Should have been “Saturday mourning”. Still forty-eight hours to go and my blood aches and my teeth itch.


    Glad I got that out of the system.

  8. Ace Deuce says:

    Who needs little old CARS? Not me. I don’t even check it anymore, let alone make comments. I’m doing fine without it.

    Right now, for example, I’m receiving a foot massage from Emma Peel. The only way I could be happier is if I were a centipede.

  9. blank says:

    Still haven’t done the taxes, but the drinking is going well…

  10. Some-no-body says:

    Señor Moltz seems to have gone somewhat more mainstream: http://www.macworld.com/2006/04/features/carstimeline/index.php

  11. bill says:

    was that fat chicks in slow cars?

  12. blank says:

    The link in comment #59 explains a lot. My remaining question: Who here is posting there, and under what names?
    (It’s pretty obvious which posters there have never been here.)

    Taxes still not done, but I continue to stay well ahead in the drinking part of the plan.

  13. blank says:

    Well, the link was in comment #59 when I wrote that. I hadn’t drunk very much yet, I know for sure. A comment must have been inserted.

    but how??? [cue eerie music]

  14. Streetrabbit says:

    I can’t believe Moltz abandoned us to write for Macworld.

    Of course a sure way to get him back is to all go over there and comment.

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