21 Apr 06No Help For You

Sorry, no Help Desk today as we’re all goin’ drinkin’.

As an aside that you might consider in the comments – and this is a true story – there were three people rolling around in a blanket together in the park outside the top secret Crazy Apple Rumors Site headquarters.

Which, of course, is why we didn’t get the Help Desk written today.  It’s hard to write when you’re standing at the window with a pair of binoculars.  And tonight we’re going drinking with some Apple employees, which is how we keep you in sweet, delicious rumors.  So quitcher bitchin’.

So, what rites of spring are going on in your area?

Um, for those of you in the southern hemisphere… uh… take five.

No Responses to “No Help For You”

  1. Modrak says:

    first !!! finaly

  2. Gary says:

    I am but a humble second.

  3. GordonC says:

    The Triumvirate is complete.

  4. Ozi says:

    i NEVER get to be triumviraterated. Damnit!

    Moltz, what type of cheese does the evil goat make? The question’s been nagging away at me…

  5. Mark says:

    This early post has thrown off all of the regular early posters. They’re going out drinking at 3pm. Good choice.

  6. jobo da hobo says:

    Drinking on friday at 3:40?

    …..

    You sir, are a Man-God.

  7. Jebus says:

    I am Sevenumvirated!

    Or something like that…

  8. Shade says:

    Dang! Just missed seventh…

  9. monkeys says:

    damn, southern hemisphere here.

    the other day it rained like 2 minutes, pretty crappy. it’s not summer but not winter either, and i’m an extremist.

  10. monkeys says:

    also ninth and tenth.

    and yeah, thou art a man-God. drinking at 3:40, damn, i won’t get to drink anything until tomorrow!

  11. Ace Deuce says:

    Isn’t somebody going to claim 11th?

  12. MCJE says:

    Twelph!

    You got the right rites, baby.

  13. John "wadda yyou lookin at" Moltz says:

    This thread pronounced closed. Move on, nothing to see here ya damn rubber neckers!

  14. oik says:

    I scoff at your thread closing. *scoffs*

  15. shadowfax says:

    I don’t deserve this, either.

  16. 2000guitars says:

    dunno about rites, but there’s a few wrongs going on over here…

  17. Ficko says:

    Oh ah me dearios, oi be watchin a ladies morris side today, saturday, almost as good as sexbots, and tomorrow be playin the ol squeezebox for a saint georges day dance out. reel excitement an real ale. life caint get no better.

  18. Huh? says:

    My Pants™ are always rite. Er…
    um….

    right.

    whatever.

    moo

  19. Chris says:

    Three people in a blanket? Cool.

  20. yoyo says:

    Mmmmm, sweet, delicious rumours. The great yoyo takes five.

  21. yoyo says:

    By the way ‘twould (that’s a word) be easier to consider the three in a blanket if we knew the gender ratios.
    Goats are people too!!

  22. Buthidae says:

    Moltz, how could you think of closing this thread before 22?

    I’m glad you gave us the afternoon off, because I’m going to need to go for a long walk, followed by a long spell in the “Angry Dome”!

  23. GordonC says:

    I’m hoping for a gender ratio of one of each – male, female and convertible.

  24. Herman Aphrodite says:

    Gender ratio? What’s that?

  25. NWJR says:

    I saw bunnies having sex. I think that’s very “spring” of them.

  26. thumper says:

    re: the “rites of spring” to which moltz refers, I’ve seen a plethora of smashed carcasses, some feathered, some furred, as I travel our extensive road system. The little fellers are so horny, they’re not even paying attention to the tons of machinery coming at em. :sniff:
    happy earth day!!!!

  27. J dizzy says:

    Southern Hemisphere rocks!!!111!!!!!!

  28. Tom says:

    Pretty similar to northern hemisphere rocks really.

    Except upside down.

  29. g0rdo says:

    29th yeahahahahahahaha whooooo shit

    bitchez

  30. Werner Waimarana says:

    > Pretty similar to northern hemisphere rocks really. Except upside down.

    And the moss is on the other side.

    Unless it’s rolling. And more of your stone than a rock. Per se.

  31. Tom says:

    I just had sex with a black chick

  32. Tom says:

    hmmm….

    That is a highly implausible piece of impersonation.

    You weren’t to know that I am currently in Durham, Uk.

    But. If you had known. You would have known that there are no black chicks.
    Although there are many hatchlings, some of which are almost certainly black. Though very few are sexually desirable…

    Not that that stopped me.

  33. UhhhDude says:

    Is it OK if I take six? We’re a little short at the house. Thanks!

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  35. Emily says:

    Ping…

    The more one is hated, I find, the happier one is…

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