Sorry, no Help Desk today as we’re all goin’ drinkin’.
As an aside that you might consider in the comments – and this is a true story – there were three people rolling around in a blanket together in the park outside the top secret Crazy Apple Rumors Site headquarters.
Which, of course, is why we didn’t get the Help Desk written today. It’s hard to write when you’re standing at the window with a pair of binoculars. And tonight we’re going drinking with some Apple employees, which is how we keep you in sweet, delicious rumors. So quitcher bitchin’.
So, what rites of spring are going on in your area?
Um, for those of you in the southern hemisphere… uh… take five.
first !!! finaly
I am but a humble second.
The Triumvirate is complete.
i NEVER get to be triumviraterated. Damnit!
Moltz, what type of cheese does the evil goat make? The question’s been nagging away at me…
This early post has thrown off all of the regular early posters. They’re going out drinking at 3pm. Good choice.
Drinking on friday at 3:40?
…..
You sir, are a Man-God.
I am Sevenumvirated!
Or something like that…
Dang! Just missed seventh…
damn, southern hemisphere here.
the other day it rained like 2 minutes, pretty crappy. it’s not summer but not winter either, and i’m an extremist.
also ninth and tenth.
and yeah, thou art a man-God. drinking at 3:40, damn, i won’t get to drink anything until tomorrow!
Isn’t somebody going to claim 11th?
Twelph!
You got the right rites, baby.
This thread pronounced closed. Move on, nothing to see here ya damn rubber neckers!
I scoff at your thread closing. *scoffs*
I don’t deserve this, either.
dunno about rites, but there’s a few wrongs going on over here…
Oh ah me dearios, oi be watchin a ladies morris side today, saturday, almost as good as sexbots, and tomorrow be playin the ol squeezebox for a saint georges day dance out. reel excitement an real ale. life caint get no better.
My Pants™ are always rite. Er…
um….
right.
whatever.
moo
Three people in a blanket? Cool.
Mmmmm, sweet, delicious rumours. The great yoyo takes five.
By the way ‘twould (that’s a word) be easier to consider the three in a blanket if we knew the gender ratios.
Goats are people too!!
Moltz, how could you think of closing this thread before 22?
I’m glad you gave us the afternoon off, because I’m going to need to go for a long walk, followed by a long spell in the “Angry Dome”!
I’m hoping for a gender ratio of one of each – male, female and convertible.
Gender ratio? What’s that?
I saw bunnies having sex. I think that’s very “spring” of them.
re: the “rites of spring” to which moltz refers, I’ve seen a plethora of smashed carcasses, some feathered, some furred, as I travel our extensive road system. The little fellers are so horny, they’re not even paying attention to the tons of machinery coming at em. :sniff:
happy earth day!!!!
Southern Hemisphere rocks!!!111!!!!!!
Pretty similar to northern hemisphere rocks really.
Except upside down.
29th yeahahahahahahaha whooooo shit
bitchez
> Pretty similar to northern hemisphere rocks really. Except upside down.
And the moss is on the other side.
Unless it’s rolling. And more of your stone than a rock. Per se.
I just had sex with a black chick
hmmm….
That is a highly implausible piece of impersonation.
You weren’t to know that I am currently in Durham, Uk.
But. If you had known. You would have known that there are no black chicks.
Although there are many hatchlings, some of which are almost certainly black. Though very few are sexually desirable…
Not that that stopped me.
Is it OK if I take six? We’re a little short at the house. Thanks!
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