41 thoughts on “Apple Offering Some Strange Refubished Items.”

  4. …yes, refurbished them and use them as ponies occasionally… but don’t tell anyone…

  5. Typical Moltz, the click thingies don’t work.

    THIS IS BOGUS.

    I shall never trust CARS again.

  7. Oh, everyone says “Use ponies! They’re environmentally friendly!”

    They poop everywhere.

    EVERYWHERE!

    How is that environmentally friendly?!

  8. You know, I was hoping the Orb would balance out my living room, but all it did was get goat blood on the carpet.

    That stuff never comes out.

    However, it does make a good nightlight when I’m stumbling out to the kitchen for something to drink at 3AM and the noises it makes are pretty boss…

  9. I don’t care if those Ponies poop, AS LONG AS THEY DON’T DO THAT IN MY OFFICE. I’LL SLAUGHTER THESE POOPING LITTLE BASTARDS IF THEY DO SO. BTW: Every tried Pony Salami, Hm….

  10. What the hell is the big deal with ponies anyways?
    It’s the 21st century.

    We don’t eat them!
    They eat our crops.
    They take up and trample potential farm land.
    We have cars [CARS] now.
    Machines plow fields.
    Glue is made from chemicals now.
    They are only here for gambling and show.
    They’re stupid and fall into our rivers.

    Game. Set. Match.

  11. That is strange. The Newton Prototype should have a USB2.0 cable with it.

    Hmm….

    My Pantsâ„¢ want to order the socks to keep them company. Bad idea if you ask me.

    moo

  12. @Ryan: You don´t understand that, it’s an sexual thing. Where’s the COUCH?

  15. The golem reference makes it all worth enduring.

    I’m waiting for the Clarus the Dogcow sculpture to be listed. If the price is right…

  16. Yea, I’m with Small Paul (not literally). I’d snag the socks if they came with a lanyard. Personally, I’m surprised they didn’t just cross list them as iPod socks. No, come to think of it, they have a better chance of selling this way.

  17. Now if the Orb cam with Evil Goat blood then I might be able to use it…..
    Need EGB to change my pony into a Newton that will charge my giant iPod.
    …And Rubinstien keeps eating all my PB&J!

  18. Is Rubenstein frozen in carbonite? That’s the only way I’d buy him. Then he’d make a delightful conversation piece in my living room.

    I could put him right next to my stuffed Amelio-Sculley collection.

  19. I’m waiting for refurbished lanyards personally.

    Will the lanyards come with lanyards?

  24. Must’ve sold awfully fast. I wanted to spring for that executive. Guess I should get up earlier.

    Free shipping on those socks is surprising. It’s not under $50.

  25. Yeah, that’s pretty cool, but I’ve got double elevenses plus one, yay!

    Jon’s coming by USPS to me in Australia, I hope he packed plenty of food!

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  27. Or course, I have been thinking of putting my reality distortion field up for auction, but that won’t happen until I retire.

    Or we actually do have the fastest computers in the world. Which will totally be true on August 7th! And Leopard will ship before Windows Vista (is delayed on more time).

    Bozo

  28. SOCKS! SOCKS! SOCKS! SOCKS! SOCKS! SOCKS! SOCKS! SOCKS! SOCKS! SOCKS!
    SOCKS! SOCKS! SOCKS! SOCKS! SOCKS! SOCKS! SOCKS! SOCKS! SOCKS! SOCKS!
    SOCKS! SOCKS! SOCKS! SOCKS! SOCKS! SOCKS! SOCKS! SOCKS! SOCKS! SOCKS!
    SOCKS! SOCKS! SOCKS! SOCKS! SOCKS! SOCKS! SOCKS! SOCKS! SOCKS! SOCKS!

  32. No socks for the Golem?

    Deception.
    Affliction.
    Despair.

    It will get cold. Or even catch it.

  33. Erno,

    Don’t be silly. Socks don’t come with a lanyard. What do you think they are, mittens?

    -jcr

  36. Aren’t “Orbs” generally spherical? This one seems more ovalar by the description of the size. I think it’s more of a stone with magic powers or something.
    Aw, to hell widdit.

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