11 Jul 06Apple Offering Some Strange Refubished Items.

Has anyone looked at Apple’s sale page recently?

That’s a little weird.

41 Responses to “Apple Offering Some Strange Refubished Items.”

  1. His Steveness says:

    Yihaw!

  2. His Steveness says:

    Run Pony, run!

  3. Nxxx says:

    I am so disappointed. No Windows 98 engineers.

    Or maybe there are.

  4. His Steveness says:

    …yes, refurbished them and use them as ponies occasionally… but don’t tell anyone…

  5. Nxxx says:

    Typical Moltz, the click thingies don’t work.

    THIS IS BOGUS.

    I shall never trust CARS again.

  6. His Steveness says:

    CARS suck, use Ponies instead…

  7. John Moltz says:

    Oh, everyone says “Use ponies! They’re environmentally friendly!”

    They poop everywhere.

    EVERYWHERE!

    How is that environmentally friendly?!

  8. Gizmo says:

    You know, I was hoping the Orb would balance out my living room, but all it did was get goat blood on the carpet.

    That stuff never comes out.

    However, it does make a good nightlight when I’m stumbling out to the kitchen for something to drink at 3AM and the noises it makes are pretty boss…

  9. His Steveness says:

    I don’t care if those Ponies poop, AS LONG AS THEY DON’T DO THAT IN MY OFFICE. I’LL SLAUGHTER THESE POOPING LITTLE BASTARDS IF THEY DO SO. BTW: Every tried Pony Salami, Hm….

  10. RyanH says:

    What the hell is the big deal with ponies anyways?
    It’s the 21st century.

    We don’t eat them!
    They eat our crops.
    They take up and trample potential farm land.
    We have cars [CARS] now.
    Machines plow fields.
    Glue is made from chemicals now.
    They are only here for gambling and show.
    They’re stupid and fall into our rivers.

    Game. Set. Match.

  11. Huh? says:

    That is strange. The Newton Prototype should have a USB2.0 cable with it.

    Hmm….

    My Pants™ want to order the socks to keep them company. Bad idea if you ask me.

    moo

  12. His Steveness says:

    @Ryan: You don´t understand that, it’s an sexual thing. Where’s the COUCH?

  13. Gub says:

    2 millionth Chesssssssss

  14. Small Paul says:

    No lanyard with the socks?

    How am I supposed to hang them from my neck and benefit from the restorative aromas?

  15. Ace Deuce says:

    The golem reference makes it all worth enduring.

    I’m waiting for the Clarus the Dogcow sculpture to be listed. If the price is right…

  16. Ahnyer Keester says:

    Yea, I’m with Small Paul (not literally). I’d snag the socks if they came with a lanyard. Personally, I’m surprised they didn’t just cross list them as iPod socks. No, come to think of it, they have a better chance of selling this way.

  17. Banana Man says:

    Now if the Orb cam with Evil Goat blood then I might be able to use it…..
    Need EGB to change my pony into a Newton that will charge my giant iPod.
    …And Rubinstien keeps eating all my PB&J!

  18. UhhhDude says:

    Is Rubenstein frozen in carbonite? That’s the only way I’d buy him. Then he’d make a delightful conversation piece in my living room.

    I could put him right next to my stuffed Amelio-Sculley collection.

  19. DNS says:

    I’m waiting for refurbished lanyards personally.

    Will the lanyards come with lanyards?

  20. Gag Halfrunt says:

    Oh yeah, nineteen baby!

    w00t!

  21. Typo says:

    Shoot. I was hoping we’d get some old reality distortion field generators…

  22. Ooh! Double elevenses.

  23. NWJR says:

    You can cut up Nancy Heinen socks to make EIGHT iPod socks!

    That’s a good deal, right there…

  24. Abe says:

    Must’ve sold awfully fast. I wanted to spring for that executive. Guess I should get up earlier.

    Free shipping on those socks is surprising. It’s not under $50.

  25. Buthidae says:

    Yeah, that’s pretty cool, but I’ve got double elevenses plus one, yay!

    Jon’s coming by USPS to me in Australia, I hope he packed plenty of food!

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  27. Steve Jobs says:

    Or course, I have been thinking of putting my reality distortion field up for auction, but that won’t happen until I retire.

    Or we actually do have the fastest computers in the world. Which will totally be true on August 7th! And Leopard will ship before Windows Vista (is delayed on more time).

    Bozo

  28. The Invisible Evil Towel Boys' Choir says:

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  29. Erno says:

    I’d go for the socks except they don’t come with a LANYARD

  30. OMGHAX says:

    Only if the newton has a laser attached to its head.

  31. socks, oh yeah, oh yes, ooooooooooooooooooh.
    goodnight

  32. scared monster says:

    No socks for the Golem?

    Deception.
    Affliction.
    Despair.

    It will get cold. Or even catch it.

  33. John C. Randolph says:

    Erno,

    Don’t be silly. Socks don’t come with a lanyard. What do you think they are, mittens?

    -jcr

  34. The Highly Esteemed YoYo says:

    What no refurbiched sexbot prototypes? Wait that’s yicky!

  35. They should give away Ubuntu too. LOL!

  36. Rev says:

    Aren’t “Orbs” generally spherical? This one seems more ovalar by the description of the size. I think it’s more of a stone with magic powers or something.
    Aw, to hell widdit.

  37. I’m just glad Jon Rubinstein comes with a lanyard. Because otherwise you’d have to buy it separately! Now I can rest assured.

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