The response to our impending crap giveaway has been phenomenal! You people really love crap!
If you want to get in on the ever-decreasing odds of winning something next week, send an email to email@example.com with “Crap” in the subject line and it’ll go right into our spam filter!
And if you’re lucky, we’ll fish it out and enter you in the giant crap giveaway that will be going on all next week in celebration of our 5th Anniversary. Shirts, bumper stickers and maybe some treasures from my basement.
But not the vintage Cheryl Tiegs t-shirt. No way I’m parting with that baby. At the right moment, I’m gonna sell that on eBay and retire.
UPDATE: If you’ve already sent an email, please don’t send me another one. I can’t respond to all of these, but trust me. I’m combing the spam filter.