19 Jan 07No post for tonight

Well, we were going to post something, but reality interfered.

And it was totally weird because, as you can imagine, reality isn’t something we see a lot of here at the top-secret Crazy Apple Rumors Site headquarters. And we were like, reality! Yo! What’s up?!

As it turned out, reality was pissed. I dunno. Maybe because we’ve been dodging her for so long.

Anyway, reality rode us like a Schwin all afternoon and we didn’t have time to put the finishing touches on that 8-part series on illegal cock-fighting rings inside Apple.

We’ll get to that next week…

Whoops. No we won’t. Just got a fax from Apple legal.

Darn it. We did a lot of work on that.

Chet even went under cover. He got his ass kicked in a chicken suit numerous times.

On the plus side, Howard and Ugluk made about $500 betting against him. I would have cut myself off a slice of that but our personnel policy expressly forbids managers betting on cock-fights involving their employees dressed up as chickens.

I’m not sure how that got in there. It was a template we got from Oracle. I think they put that in there after some “incidents” in the mid-1990s.

Well, anyway, I don’t think reality’s planning on staying long. We put her in the spare bedroom and the mattress on the pull-out couch is about an inch thick. We’ll see you next week.

No Responses to “No post for tonight”

  1. Ace Deuce says:

    That’s cool … I like it better that way, all techy lookin’ and codish.

  2. DimBulb says:

    And the italic!

  3. DimBulb says:

    Crap! That’s what I get for reading all the comments before I post.

  4. Del says:


    If you would really like reality to leave I suggest you get the Giga-Post working. Reality always had a good time staying with us.

    *Going through Giga-Post withdrawl 🙁 *

  5. Ahnyer Keester says:

    Thanks everyone. What troubles me is that there are people who will read that post and not see the formating. It will appear to them as I intended it with bold and italics and all.

    Yes, those people scare me.

  6. Del says:

    YaY I’m scary!

  7. Rip Ragged says:

    What formatting? Where?

    Hey John. We’re out of anchovies again. Anybody want a chocolate-covered avocado?

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