26 Jul 07Time Off.

As there were some bad feelings over my escapades with the Swedish women’s gymnastic team in the company break room, I’ve decided to give the staff the rest of the week off. I think with John off exploring the wonderful world of waffles, it’s a good idea to let everyone rest up as much as possible since he’ll probably be being chased by hordes of killer automatons when he gets back.

And we’ll be doing a little weapons training next week so I want everyone to be alert. Not like the last time.

Also, the Norwegian women’s volleyball team arrives in an hour and I thought it would be best just to clear everyone out.

I understand it’s traditional to not leave you without something to talk about and, never fear, I have something prepared. Your homework is to discuss the following equation.

Please show your work.

56 Responses to “Time Off.”

  1. nehemiah says:

    duh, think of the “developers developers developers developers developers developers, [repeat] … speech, clearly if a dick like Dick Chaney thought aerobics, he would be Steve Ballmer.

  2. Ahnyer Keester says:

    0 + 0 = 0

  3. Well, what do you want me to chant?

    Newbs Newbs Newbs Newbs Newbs Newbs Newbs Newbs Newbs
    Newbs Newbs Newbs Newbs Newbs Newbs Newbs Newbs Newbs
    Newbs Newbs Newbs Newbs Newbs Newbs Newbs Newbs Newbs
    Newbs Newbs Newbs Newbs Newbs Newbs Newbs Newbs Newbs

  4. Walking Contradiction says:

    Not fair.

    Now I have to gouge my eyes out with sharp pointy instruments of destruction. That should not have been seen and I’m envious of the people who don’t know about this site because they haven’t seen the equation. Therefore they don’t have to gouge out their eyes with sharp pointy instruments of destruction.

    How am I supposed to see again after that? Huh? Did you once think about the poor virgin-eyed folks who might not want to spend the rest of their lives blind?

    Better yet, once I gouge out my eyes how do I prevent myself from seeing that image in my mind for the rest of my life?

    The equation:

    (someone who shoots people in the face) + (someone who shoots people in the ass) = (someone who can’t do anything but scream at people’s faces)

    Not much work to show there, it’s pretty straight forward. Now please excuse me while I gouge out my formerly virgin eyes.

  5. Karen says:

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