Ummmm!

Pudding!

Hey, nothing tonight or tomorrow.

Because we’ve got pudding!

Aw, yum!

Oh, man, that is some damn good pudding!

See ya Monday!

Mmm…

52 thoughts on “Ummmm!”

  3. Since this is all we’ve got ’til Monday, I may as well claim first and second posts, or as I like to say, “Ace!” + “Deuce!”

  7. Since Moltz is lazy and thus there’s nothing better to discuss…

    Ace Deuce aren’t you Brit or European or something? Or are you Australian? I can’t ever keep all you furriners straight around here.

    Anyway, I’s just asking ’cause I was thinking Omaha is the poker game of choice in most of Europe in which case your name is half missing.

  12. Since my grandparents were from Finland and Sweden, I should be bobbing in the Gulf of Bothnia, but I’m not. Streetrabbit and CB are clinging for dear life to the bottom of the globe, Nxxx is in leafy Surrey, and I’m in Clackamas County, not far from where Linus Torvalds lives.

  13. I can’t think about wallabies or kookaburras for thinking about sea eagles…and whatever the Twenty20 side’s called…the good eyesight guys maybe.

    But if Moltz isn’t going to produce then I think all of us who aren’t already stalking him on twitter should hop to it and make sure he doesn’t have a weekend of puddinged debauchery.

    Did I really say “good eyesight guys”? Man I wish we still had the preview button or were able to edit our stupid posts.

    Too late now though. Fuck!

  16. I’m just off to immerse my torso in disinfectant as I have no wish to pass West Nile Virus on to my newly acquired Grizzly Bear Kingfisher. Please have your posts cleared by the local medics in future please Ace Deuce.

  19. Is it regular pudding or Pudding over IP (PoIP)?
    ‘Cause, you know, PoIP would be newsworthy. Heck, you might even be able to get a PoIP Help Desk out of it.

  20. Hey wait a minute. I didn’t know we had Foreigner here? Man. My favorite bland, derivative, pop-rock band ever (well, except Journey, Kansas, Asia, and Styx). Can I have an autograph?

  21. Streetrabbit, that’s not an orgy, just a snapshot of the famous McDougall conjoined quintuplets. The last of the train popped out eight years ago after a thirty-five year labor. The first-out had graduated from college just prior. iIn retrospect, the mother wishes she had had a caesarian instead of a traditional event.

  22. Sirs,

    Recent conversation with fellow Mac fans has caused me to doubt the veracity of CARS reporting. CARS has repeatedly broken stories unreported in other Apple and Mac rumor sites, and for this it has won my respect and affections. However, recent stories (specifically, that NBC shows are returning to iTunes, that Wozniak has been euthanized, that Apple is holding back the electric iWhisk) have been contradicted (and in some cases, disproven) by most of my MSN contacts list.

    My confidence in CARS hinges on the accuracy of your latest report. I shall confer with my Mac-lovin’ brethren to check this latest John Moltz/pudding claim. I sincerely hope that its accuracy cannot be disproven, that I may continue using CARS articles as a basis for my stock purchasing decisions.

    Yrs Sncrly,

    Apple Lopsider

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  25. Ummmm…. Don’t you mean Yummmmm? or Mmmmmm? Ummmmm is used as I’ve just used it, as an interjection that implies that the person to whom you are talking is, as the limeys say, “daft.”

  26. Ace Deuce,

    Those of us that live down river from you would appreciate it if you would quit peeing in the river.

    Thanks.

  28. Moltz must have found the hidden pudding function button (lower left corner on the back, it is seemless and frictionless, but does make some gooood pudding) on the iPod touch.

    PS. if ya aint from TEXAS you’re a foreigner anyhow!!!!

  29. I bought pudding with my lunch today, but completely forgot about it. This story reminded me of it. This CARS article has impacted my day immeasurably. Thank you. You truly are a lunch saver.

    True story.

  30. My pudding is not here. I wil return home tomorrow to seek out my pudding.

    My pudding calls to me, though I cannot answer.
    It calls with a yearning, the likes of which have not yet been seen in pudding-kind.

  32. John,
    Is there no end to your genius?
    First, the absolutely best Help Desk ever, then becoming the Bill Gates of Pudding Distribution, maybe that’s why my portion is not to tasty and finally for the free orgy/party we are all invited to.

  33. My first post from my new.iPod! I’m touching it!

    This touch-typing is a trick, though. Tedious.

    Other than that, I got nothing…

  36. Hey Ace (Deuce),

    I didn’t realize that we were neighbors. I happen to reside in Clackamas County myself, although that is an admission that I usually make rather guardedly.

  37. Hmm.

    I don’t actually live near Clackamas county, but then, I’ve always been a little leary of “Tualatin.” It sounds like one of those illnesses you catch at summer camp.

  39. Yes, Tonya Harding brought shame on Clackamas County many years ago, yet we can’t shake it off. I was in Multnomah County at the time, so I shouldn’t feel like trailer trash, but I sometimes do anyway. Maybe I AM trailer trash.

    Rip, Tualatin’s annual crawfish festival might explain the illness.

  40. Hey,
    I’m from elsewhere, strictly talking.
    And I don’t even like pudding.
    Lemon Tart, please. Without Meringue.

  41. Tualatin has a crawfish festival? When? Deal me in. I’ll be there. My wife wouldn’t touch the nasty things with a ten foot slaughter pole, but then I’m sure you guys can come up with a cheeseburger to shut her up.

  44. http://www.tualatincrawfishfestival.com/

    “As hard as it is to believe, some people find the Tualatin Crawfish Festival a bit unorthodox. In 1961, Tennessee Ernie Ford declared the festival the “only Crawfish Festival in the world”; much to the dismay of Breaux Bridge Louisiana. A letter was sent to Peggy Gensman as well as the Tualatin Times that informed the Tualatin community that the Louisiana Legislature had declared Breaux Bridge Louisiana the “Crawfish Capitol of the World”. In 1976, a self proclaimed Voodoo Queen named Mrs. Shelby Davis placed a curse on the festival for attempting to steal the title to crawfish supremacy.

    Is Voodoo real? Well, in 1977 a riot broke out during the Tualatin Crawfish Festival and police had to be called in. Because of this, the festival was almost permanently cancelled. Instead of its demise, the event has grown. The adversity that faced the festival has provided opportunity for continued growth and an opportunity for community celebration.”

  45. The advantage of going to Breaux Bridge Crawfish Festival is the music and the ability to buy an accordion with a crawfish on the bellows.

    Why doesn’t Moltz come up with these interesting internet conversations?

    ‘Cos he’s a lazy git.

  48. How about these:

    alleMANde
    desMANs
    eMANcipate
    MANsfield Park (Jane Austen novel)
    MANteau
    nonperforMANce
    nymphoMANia
    penMANship
    roMANce

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