13 Oct 07Thrilling CARS Audio Extravaganza!

Shum Stra iz in our interwebs recordin’ our Help Desks and has the audio of the first question in yesterday’s Help Desk. Why go to all the trouble of reading it when you can just give it a listen (936k MP3)?

Why don’t we do this all the time? Because we hate you. And we suck.

It’s a rather unfortunate combination.

31 Responses to “Thrilling CARS Audio Extravaganza!”

  1. Vermilion says:

    I can’t believe that I got first post two articles in a row.

  2. da Fritz says:

    Gimme more. I wantz da hole daanze.

  3. mjharper says:

    Oh, and the mp3 is pretty damn awesome! More, more, more!

  4. Nxxx says:

    John,
    Your writings are more than enough for the unworthy, like us.

    The other problem is that the police might recognise the ‘heavy breathing’ voice as well as the ‘threatening violence’ and ‘death’ calls.

  5. Slevin says:

    Mambo numba 5

  6. Slevin says:

    Crap seis… The new CARS audio is quite odd but funny! Lets get some more Help Desk up!

  7. Piggy says:

    Podcast pleaaaaze

  8. Loose Leaf says:

    This on a saturday!?!?

    I can’t take it, too much. CARS overload. Brain shutting down.

  9. CB says:

    I cry NOT FAIR. On a Saturday.without.warning. Now I missed top 10 2x in a row. Bah humbug.

  10. CB says:

    However, love the audio. Can I have another helping?

  11. Ace Deuce says:

    I almost felt like dancing for a sec there.

    And I disagree with Nxxx on this one. CARS needs to move into video podcasts, with comments allowing imbedded images, sounds, and olfactory and kinesthetic touches.

    All you need is bandwidth, banddepth, and bandbreadth. And a server farm.

    CARSTube!

  12. Sudo Nym says:

    The audio is very fine, but since we’re talking about a dance, I was hoping for some sort of Labanotation or something.

    On the other hand, I can’t read Labanotation, or, really any kind of dance notation, so don’t go to a lot of trouble on my account.

  13. Apple Lopsider says:

    That would require quite a lot of funding, Ace. There’s very little profit in farming servers, especially trying to compete with today’s industrial agriculture. What happened to good old fashioned server husbandry?

    The costs mount fast: a soundboard, lighting, makeup artists… that’s right: makeup artists. The Entity may have evolved beyond the need for a “meaty sack” body, but that doesn’t mean it takes no pride in its appearance. Quantum makeup’s expensive, even the cheap Revlon stuff.

  14. scared monster, better known as A Man that goes On and On, says:

    Hey ! Doesn’t it sound like Zappa ?
    And, er…in fact CARS doen’t need real actors, as there’s lot’s of pretty voices in every mac !
    Oh, Vicki…
    Princess…
    and, oooooooh
    Deranged.

    Mmmh.

  15. michael says:

    Finally! A podcast — sort of. Now my life is complete.

  16. Steve says:

    That was flippin’ awesome!

  17. Streetrabbit says:

    All I’ve got to say is nyt online tegneseriemagasin
    kommer snart.

  18. peter says:

    *shudder*

  19. Shum says:

    Thank you, Streetrabbit.

    (hint: it’s a the-site-is-not-live-yet page. Which makes the linkety somewhat pointless.)

  20. fractured cell says:

    wibble…

    *_*

    please can you take me back to my nice safe padded cell now?

  21. Poisednoise says:

    I’d always assumed it was pronounce Vorjak, like the composer. Guess I was wrong…. 🙂

  22. Zo says:

    Vermilion, post # 1, now you got some idea the direction this site is going. as in tubes, down the,

  23. Leibnitz,N. says:

    Somehow I don’t think we’ll be hearing you on TWiT anytime soon, John.

  24. off topic says:

    “Shum Stra iz in our interwebs recordin’ our Help Desks …”

    Non-native-speaker here: What does this actually MEAN? (Not that I expect it to be worth the bother.)

  25. goofy says:

    nyt online tegneseriemagasin kommer snart = new online store coming soon.
    or something.

  26. Streetrabbit says:

    off topic, im in ur headz explaining lol catz

  27. ripragged says:

    Argh. Really. Argh.

    On the whole, I’d rather be in Philadelphia.

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