As exciting as the Leopard roll-out has been, it has also been revealing. The writing of several so-called “journalists” has revealed them to be willing tools of various nefarious forces.
Most disappointing of all is the venerable Mac publication TidBITS which has been shown by clever readers to be in league with pro-one world government organizations.
Crazy Apple Rumors Site has prepared the following graphical depiction of how TidBITS fits into the global conspiracy.
As you can clearly see, TidBITS is the key propaganda arm of the One World Government forces which send their black helicopter brigades to extract the precious bodily fluids from Mac users which they then give to their Emperor Gallagher.
As difficult as it is to fathom, TidBITS has also been caught supporting Microsoft, absurdly claiming that Apple took technology cues from features that are in Vista.
Microsoft, as everyone knows, is in league with Satan who is worshipped by Al Gore who works in support of One World Government forces who gave him the Nobel Prize.
The circle is closed.
Also, one of Satan’s key operatives on Earth is killer beavers.
When contacted, TidBITS attempted to deny the truth, of course.
“The idea that TidBITS is affiliated with one world government forces is absurd,” said Jeff Carlson. “We do, of course, have tremendous respect for Brother Al because, well, Adam [Engst] is a communist.
“I think that’s fairly obvious. But that doesn’t mean he wants one world government. He wants lots of small communist governments.
“And it’s just Glenn [Fleishman] who really likes Microsoft so much.”