27 Nov 07Housekeeping Note

This site has been attacked by vicious robot spammers, bent on making us pay for our sterling coverage of the Cyber Apocalypse (something you won’t see at those other rumor sites, by the way).

Masako has temporarily been able to delete the code, but we’ll be doing a full WordPress upgrade later today. If you have trouble connecting, you know who to blame: those soulless metal bastards.


28 Responses to “Housekeeping Note”

  1. nameless norman says:

    you should dismantle the vicious robot spammers with vicious robot spanners

    also woo! firstest!

  2. nameless norman says:

    here comes another one now


  3. Top5? says:

    Wow. Top 5. That NEVER happens.

  4. nameless norman says:

    Quick, Top5?, use my spanner.


  5. Ace Deuce says:

    Funniest spam-related article so far today!

    Wanna buy some \/ia gra?

  6. wllw[w says:

    well how r u getting on

  7. Klayman says:

    top ten top ten top ten!!!

    amazing, now I know what it feels like…

    ::goes off to smash robots again::

  8. g3m4nn says:

    \/ery cle\/er

  9. Klayman says:

    and just for the fun of it, I’ll take another top ten slot. Who knows when this will ever happen again…

  10. well wat the crk im a donkey

  11. Curieuse says:

    Woah, that was awesome..

  12. mjharper says:

    “souless metal bastards”?

    bite my shinny metal ass…

  13. Huh? says:

    Wow… I am so paying for that top three stack from yesterday.
    Two posts without a top ten.

    Could somebody get this ‘bot off my leg. It’s getting just a bit too frisky for my tastes.

  14. mjharper says:

    oops… “shiny”

    Even robots make mistakes, said the Dalek climbing off the dustbin.

  15. blank says:

    Where’s “Magnus–Robot Fighter” when you need him?

    In the meantime, those soulless metal bastards can bite my pasty human ass!

    I know, TMI…

  16. Nxxx says:

    Bloody sixteenth. Well first once a day is enough for anyone.

  17. TuCats says:

    First Post Frenzy for what is essentially an administrative message? Wow, doesn’t this seem like we all need to … I don’t know … get a life? If it’s not clear, I’m still steamed that my time zone prevents a meaningful shot at being in the top ten.

    Besides, in these drought-filled times, I was hoping for viscous robot spammers, because we need the lubrication.

  18. Sudo Nym says:

    I’ve already got a life, thank you very much. I come here to escape it.

  19. Streetrabbit says:

    I used to come here to buy pharmacy products.

  20. FilmPhotoWeb says:

    Wow. A morning post. Must’ve been serious. BTW, robots are mostly plastic, sometimes inflatable.

    21. Whohoo!

  21. Walking Contradiction says:

    Speaking of housekeeping, who cleaned up the Tera Post? Who gave you permission to do so? What are we supposed to do now??

    A fine fuckin mess you caused there. Now I gotta go get lost somewhere else. Thanks for nothin.

  22. Ace Deuce says:

    Mr. Moltz:

    That’s right! What happened to the Tera-Post? There are at least 1,875 comments missing. I’ve been using it for research, and now I’m going to flunk all of my post-graduate studies. If we can’t study our past mistakes, how are we ever to progress toward enlightenment?

    Please get your best people on this right away, or all of us Terapostians will suspend your weekly stipend. Our Treasurer /has/ been sending it, hasn’t she?


  23. Ace Deuce says:

    The location of the Tera-Post, by the way, is http://www.crazyapplerumors.com/?p=782#comments

  24. g says:

    Wait, are sexbots soulless? Because I really thought we had something more meaningful.

  25. John Moltz says:

    No idea what happened there, Ace. Clearly something wrong with the WordPress upgrade.

  26. Del says:

    Everybody to the tunnels! If we can get in the tunnels from some other location we may be able to find our way back to the TP. I can’t live without my TP.

  27. dykrba says:

    hi wery good site