Crazy Apple Rumors Site is on indefinite hyenas.
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Wait, that’s not right…
Oh, no, it is. Upon closer inspection, these do indeed appear to be some indeterminable kind of hyena.
Man, it’s a good thing they’re asleep! Ha-ha! What with the fangs and all!
Ahh…
Anyway, more to the point, we’re also on hiatus.
FIRST!!!
I really like that thing, with the latest post being on the top. Makes being first so much easier.
ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTIETH! First is sooo over-rated…
keep taking mescaline!
mmmmmm mescaline. Next thing you know, you eat some magic mushrooms and maybe some peyote and find yourselves taking a trip (pun intended) down memory lane with Carlos Castaneda.
The entity definitely fell out of one of my plateaus.
Moof..
Who’s tripping with Carlos?
I’ll never tell, but doing so is a great way to get in touch with your inner Entity.
Clubbing.
I’ve never been clubbing.
Yeah, I know, I know, I’m 37 and I haven’t been clubbing yet.
Maybe we can organize a cruise?
Cruising?
I’ve never been cruising and don’t intend to start now.
Start? I’ve never gotten started, and won’t budge now or ever.
I can’t believe you’re *just* on hiatus/hyenas and suddenly, completely coincidentally, mainstream media is talking about sexbots. You got a job working for the man, didn’t you?
Moltz is probably to busy being a beta tester.
Does that mean that Alpha testers are into straight and Beta testers are into the kinky stuff, or the other way round?
Well, I was a Gamma tester on the sexbots for a short time, and it was not pretty, as they were simply cardboard mock-ups at that stage. Nor were the mock-ups pretty, as in “to look at.”.
Ace,
How did they waterproof the cardboard?
163!
I hate it when the comments roll backwards like this. Who made the comments roll backwards like this? Ace Deuce, was it you? I suspect it was, Mr. 101.
Let’s leave 70 or so anti-comments so the comments roll forwards again. Then I can leave the 101st comment; and it’ll be better than Ace’s.
Ah well. As long as they do roll. I hate square comments. Bloody red-headed pig-tailed Wendy’s comments had to be different, didn’t they…
163! Ooops. Anti-Comments didn’t work.
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Not to be confused with shiatsu.
Not good enough, Doc.
It must be at least three screens wide.
Yes, your finger will hurt but it is for art’s sake.
Not good enough, Doc.
It must be at least three screens wide.
Yes, your finger will hurt but it is for art’s sake.
Not good enough, Nxxx.
It must be at least three comments long.
Yes, your finger will hurt but it is for art’s sake.
Not good enough, Ace.
It must be at least three comments long.
Yes, your finger will hurt but it is for art’s sake. ???
Who’s this art guy anyways? Why should we care for his sake? If he can’t take care of it himself he doesn’t deserve to keep it.
Not good enough, you guys.
It must be at least three comments long.
Yes, your finger will hurt but it is for art’s sake.
Art’s sake is Arthur’s Sake or Japanese rice wine.
Think I’ll try some.
Is that three comments long?
Well Nxxx, I hope Artie’s Sake take care of that pain in the fingers from all this posting…. uh,… is there any Sake left, never tried any, just curious ya know..
Sure ktd, will this forty gallon drum do?
Remember, not all at once.
My favorite brand of rice wine isn’t Japanese but German: Weiss-Rhein. It pairs very well with flied lice, but the alcohol content is high–whenever it is drunk, the drinker is drunker,
Weiss-Rhein defintely pairs very well with flied lice, do bout adout it.
Dam I miss the grammer notzis.
Nine days nobody said anything.
Are you all dead ?
Or something ?
My oh my.
I can’t even count properly.
Yeah, I know; the reverse order can bite.
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Is that wide enough?
So… It isnt dead.
Doc,
Still not enough.
Yes we are hard taskmasters but you like it hard.
You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike
There is some very nice ã¯ãã¤ã‚‹ sake here.
Anyone see my red, white and blue sake? I thought I left it under my bed, but it isn’t there. Maybe Motlz’ beta sexbot took it?
Can anyone explain to me why I still have CARS on my bookmarks bar? What with all this hiatus crap going around.
ahhh… so that’s what it is. Hiatus crap. I thought it was just a cold. Now I know how to treat it. Bring on the tequila!!!
Phish is high on anus, too.
First to utter the word “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” and really mean it. Somebody answer the phone.
Wrong number.
Well it didn’t really matter as I haven’t paid the phone bill for years.
You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike. Drop phone … dropped
Ooh I like text adventures.
Ok twisty passages…
North
Rip,
Do tuck your skirt into your socks when you are umbrella flying, less embarrassment all round.
Nxxx Says:
February 22nd, 2008 at 8:27 am
Rip,
Do tuck your skirt into your socks when you are umbrella flying, less embarrassment all round.
Dang this text adventure is touch
Look
You see a pair of boxer shorts laying on the ground
Pick Up boxer shorts
I do not understand “Pick Up”
Damn…
Watch it the wizard is watching you
Hey I didn’t type that last comment No fare!
I do not understand “Hey i didn’t type that last comment No fare!
Take shorts
You now have a pair of boxer shorts in your inventory
Jerk..
I heard that
Give shorts to Rip
You have given the boxer shorts to rip
PAUSE
Dang this game is tough, but I think I got full points for the solution
I can tell i forgot to close a bold oops
I forget that sort of thing all the time.
There is a shiny thing here.