Hiatus? They *loved* us!

Crazy Apple Rumors Site is on indefinite hyenas.

Wait, that’s not right…

Oh, no, it is. Upon closer inspection, these do indeed appear to be some indeterminable kind of hyena.

Man, it’s a good thing they’re asleep! Ha-ha! What with the fangs and all!


Anyway, more to the point, we’re also on hiatus.

478 thoughts on “Hiatus? They *loved* us!”

  1. Who needs babes? I thought we had the betas of the lesbian ninja sexbots.

    Oh. [Head slap.] I just read my own writing. Now I get it. Where are the babes (besides, Del, I mean)?

  2. Moof,
    How dare you question De’s purity.
    My seconds will call on you demanding satisfaction.

    No. We don’t want Mick Jagger.

  3. I have no doubt Del is pure of heart. Have your seconds be very wary of the sign at the door, assuming they get by the dogs. The sign reads “Never mind the dogs, beware of the Owner”. Lately, I’ve been accused of looking rather rough around the edges and have been unjustly accused of misusing ponies, old alpha versions of the sexbots (twins!) and old women.

  4. Just want all of you here at the Hiatal-Post to know that this place is very important to me, and I expect to make a significant contribution here in the not-too distant future.

    *Note to self: that should buy me some time…*

  5. Good choice. If you waited with ‘bated (abated) breath, you would soon asphyxiate. This way, you’ll merely have to deal with an obnoxious cat.

  6. Excellent commercials! Especially when stoned. I’d tell my friend “Crispy” about them, but his mind is permanently fried.

  7. I can recommend Matt Groening’s high school film debut, “Drugs: Killers or Dillers?”

  8. Dillers?
    Dill pickles are called gherkins over here or Wallies if you’re in the chip shop.
    Are you seriously suggesting that gherkins are hallucinogenic?
    Just popping out to get a jar.

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