05 Feb 08Hiatus? They *loved* us!

Crazy Apple Rumors Site is on indefinite hyenas.

Wait, that’s not right…

Oh, no, it is. Upon closer inspection, these do indeed appear to be some indeterminable kind of hyena.

Man, it’s a good thing they’re asleep! Ha-ha! What with the fangs and all!


Anyway, more to the point, we’re also on hiatus.

478 Responses to “Hiatus? They *loved* us!”

  1. Nxxx says:

    So that’s why we are here.

  2. D0c Wolfram says:

    Who needs babes? I thought we had the betas of the lesbian ninja sexbots.

    Oh. [Head slap.] I just read my own writing. Now I get it. Where are the babes (besides, Del, I mean)?

  3. Moof says:

    Del is really a babe? Is (s)he it cheap and easy?

  4. D0c Wolfram says:

    Babe, yes. Cheap, No. Easy? Nothing in these forums is easy, you should know that!

  5. Nxxx says:

    How dare you question De’s purity.
    My seconds will call on you demanding satisfaction.

    No. We don’t want Mick Jagger.

  6. Moof says:

    I have no doubt Del is pure of heart. Have your seconds be very wary of the sign at the door, assuming they get by the dogs. The sign reads “Never mind the dogs, beware of the Owner”. Lately, I’ve been accused of looking rather rough around the edges and have been unjustly accused of misusing ponies, old alpha versions of the sexbots (twins!) and old women.

  7. Nxxx says:

    That’s why I’m sending the seconds.

  8. D0c Wolfram says:

    I call thirds.

  9. iMoo says:


  10. Ace Deuce says:

    Just want all of you here at the Hiatal-Post to know that this place is very important to me, and I expect to make a significant contribution here in the not-too distant future.

    *Note to self: that should buy me some time…*

  11. Nxxx says:

    I am waiting with baited breath.

    BTW:-What bait do you suggest I use?

  12. Ace Deuce says:

    Good choice. If you waited with ‘bated (abated) breath, you would soon asphyxiate. This way, you’ll merely have to deal with an obnoxious cat.

  13. Nxxx says:

    Cats aren’t obnoxious. Ninja kittens are another matter.

  14. D0c Wolfram says:

    And cookies with opposable thumbs are REALLY obnoxious!

  15. Moof says:

    I dated a girl named cookie once. She WAS REALLY obnoxious!

  16. Ace Deuce says:

    That must have been a crumby date.

  17. Nxxx says:

    Was her dandruff that bad?

  18. Moof says:

    She was a real flake!

  19. […] Frickin’ Connely”, and to the rest of us as CARS, passed into the silent grave of hiatus. ┬áSince then the world of Apple-centric blogging has been barren, a wasteland of egos and […]

  20. Moof says:

    All those friggin’ wasted egos getting wasted in wasteland. Time for a road trip, Howard!

  21. Nxxx says:

    As it is breakfast time here, I quite fancy a fried ego.

  22. D0c Wolfram says:

    You’ve been watching too many “This is your brain on drugs; any questions?” commercials!

  23. Moof says:

    Excellent commercials! Especially when stoned. I’d tell my friend “Crispy” about them, but his mind is permanently fried.

  24. Ace Deuce says:

    I can recommend Matt Groening’s high school film debut, “Drugs: Killers or Dillers?”

  25. Nxxx says:

    Dill pickles are called gherkins over here or Wallies if you’re in the chip shop.
    Are you seriously suggesting that gherkins are hallucinogenic?
    Just popping out to get a jar.

  26. Moof says:

    Dillers as in Phyllis Diller, obviously.

  27. Ace Deuce says:

    By way of illustration:

  28. Moof says:

    Illustrative AND Enlightening! My world will never be the same.

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