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John has work.
Where is he standing? I’d like to run him over.
Hello lo lo…
Wow, it sure does echo in here.
I’ll have to use “WhatTheFont” app to find out what font that is.
Woo hoo! Another new post!
Does this mean…? Could it really be…?
HEY GUYS! Moltz is back at CARS!!!!!!!!!!
At least he da*n well better be! Maybe my hundreds of nastygrams to him paid off.
I shall play your game.
Thought he looked familiar when I shooed him away from my windshield the other day. Damned squeegee quys.
Eleven. That’s more like it.
These morning posts are throwing me off my game, so I’m late to the party and miss the boat.
For years I’ve been saying for years that John Moltz is John Gruber. This confirms it.
Are we really sure that this is our John Moltz?
All together now, “KILL THE FAKE JOHN MOLTZ. KILL THE FAKE JOHN MOLTZ.”
Think you’ve got?
Right out on the streets (No. Not the Band) now.
I’ve asked this before and I’ll ask it again: Is “Gruber” pronouced with a short U as in “grubby” (see picture above) or with a long u as in “rube” (see picture above)?
And by the way… I’m staking out thirtieth now. Because I like 30. And I’m an optimist.
Mine goes to 16!
Millimetres, I presume.
Anybody got a secret decoder ring?
So if Fake Steve is now back, can Crazy Apple Rumors be far behind?
John Moltz, I saw this article and thought about you.
At last! The word is getting out on the Robot Apocalypse:
THE MOON LANDING DID HAPPEN! Stop spreading these false rumours!
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