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And I was just woderning about that too!
Wooohoooo, months of camping out on this site with no sleep have finally paid off!
Isn’t John Moltz really John Gruber?
Does it matter?
(Top ten! A first!)
Damn! That’s funny stuff right there!
(Please don’t confuse me with the previous commenter, “bill Eccles.” Poor bastard doesn’t know how to use a shift key.)
6theth! No. Guber just wants to be Moltz!
7th! Way to go RSS feed!
Children and stuffed animals flipping him off!?! Oh the humanity. (And I’m glad that’s not my kid. She’d probably do it at school. To the teacher.)
By the way, 8th!
Wait, but John Gruber is already John Moltz.
I don’t get it. Why are people flicking off Gruber? If you don’t like his opinions, don’t read his blog. Seems pretty simple to me.
I was going to hold out for thirteen, but I just couldn’t wait.
Thanks again John for your usual Moltz-y goodness.
why is this still in my rss feed.
Where are the traditional flicked vees from Goode Olde Blighty, eh?
That’s not very inclusive for me and Nxxx (et al).
We’re going to go off and make our *own* video to stick it to Dr Gruber/Mr Moltz. All on our own. It’s going to be splendid (which is British for ‘awesome’).
Yeah, how d’you like that, hmmm? Nurdlingers!
(I’m flicking the vees now, by the way . . . just so you know)
PS: Awww, you’re not nurdlingers really. I just heard it in a movie once and thought I’d like to use it at least once before I die.
PPS: Moltz, alas, you *are* a nurdlinger. And you know it. Which still doesn’t make it *right*.
My Own Private Video
This reminds me of the part in Shipping News where the friends of the Brit who is going to sail away destroy his boat during a party for him because they love him so damn much.
He has spoken again!
Fall down on your knees and worship at the feet of Moltz.
*If we can keep going like this Young Johnnie, we might be able to form a cult and make millions.*
Millions of what?
If this post tunnels to the other posts, some folks will be most unpleasantly surprised. And not just because it’s Halloween.
Anybody who thinks Gruber is Moltz is forgetting one thing — Moltz is funny. I read Gruber and enjoy his work, but funny he ain’t.
Yes but at least Gruber is reliable.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde are not the same person!
I was taught that they were Jesuit Brothers.
People, I just want to say, you know, can we all get along? Can we get along? Can we stop making it, making it horrible for the older people and the kids?…Itâ€™s just not right. Itâ€™s not right. Itâ€™s not, itâ€™s not going to change anything. Weâ€™ll, weâ€™ll get our justice….Please, we can get along here. We all can get along. I mean, weâ€™re all stuck here for a while. Letâ€™s try to work it out. Letâ€™s try to beat it. Letâ€™s try to beat it. Letâ€™s try to work it out.
And that goes double for you, Gruber.
Oi! Rodders, or whatever yer poncy name is. Don’t come in ere makin trubble, if your hard enough, step outside.
*Well that got rid of him. What did you think of my Dick Van Dyke Cockney accent?*
Nxxx, if you can’t stop making fun of my friend Dick Van Dyke’s poor accent from ‘way back in 1964, I’ll have to ask you to step outside.
Next time you should try Sean Connery’s version of Irish, or George W. Bush’s attempt at American English.
Was that English?
I’d bet on our late deputy prime minister, John ‘Two Jags’ Prescott, to be able to out mangle W.
I thought I might write something clever and witty right here, but then decided I’d rather have a sandwich instead.
Mmmmmm…. peanut butter and bacon….
Sh*t video, though. You got iMovie, don’t you? WTF, Moltz?
Nah, just kidding. I liked it. I’m taking it out for breakfast in the morning…
Believe it translates as Happy Christmas.
so this isn’t aimed at that guy from Die Hard 1?
I hope it is too, but I fear that AT T is putting what pruessre they can on Apple to *not* include an AIM (or any) IM client on the iPhone to keep those revenues. I’d otherwise certainly have expected to see iChat it’s the closest analog, and ultimately if they open the APIs, you can be sure one will appear
The Colloquy IRC client has an HTML mode which can be used from a Wii or an iPhone. It wluodn’t surprise me if others create similar gateways for other IM services.
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