A failure of ethics in journalism

Steve Jobs stopped at Japan airport for having Ninja throwing stars – The Loop

Apple CEO Steve Jobs was reportedly stopped at Japan’s Kansai International Airport because a security scan detected weapons in his luggage.

The weapons were Ninja throwing stars that Jobs was bringing back to the U.S. According to SPA Magazine,

Frankly, Roosevelt’s illness and in the 1960’s helped cover up Kennedy’s philandering, he’s still Superman.

But shame on Jim for not mentioning he was going to do this on the elite Apple press email list we all belong to. We here at Crazy Apple Rumors Site (which, by the way, Wired, is trademarked in the state of Washington) have known of this incident since it happened back in July. But we did what good reporters do: we covered it up.

That’s our commitment to you: covering up the stuff you really shouldn’t know about.

163 thoughts on “A failure of ethics in journalism”

  1. Well, looks like the iTunnel to CrazyAppleNews isn’t quite working right. If you head over, try not to step in the lemming… bits.

    It’s still worth heading over to take a look, though.

  2. @Sue,

    For some obscure reason, I just received a note from someone named “GLaDOS” asking me to relay to you her message that she “feels fantastic” and she’s “STILL ALIVE (the capitalization is hers).” And she added that I should be sure to tell you that “the cupcakes are a lie” — whatever that means.

    Anyway, that’s all I have for you. Be seeing you!

  3. So we Europeans are not special enough for cupcakes.

    I have to remind you that BroMu still has his GCSE Nuclear physics kit.

  4. Alas, the wavefunction of my Pants™ has collapsed, Huh?

    Along with all who sailed in them.

    Less ψ now.

    More ¿

  5. Cupcakes are only for Crazy Apple News commenters. Come over and visit us, Nxxx. I think there are a few more cupcakes left.

  6. Huh? has hypothesized that lemming guts from the last CARS-CANS Tunnel Experiment may have materialized in another dimension (rather than just being vaporized). If anyone comes across some lemming guts, please let us know; knowing where they went may help diagnose the setup. Thanks!

  7. I love 43-man squamish! I know I posted the rules in the Giga-Post (or was it the Tera-Post?) a year or two ago. I’m a bit rusty though: haven’t kept up my wicked skillz.

  8. Have you noticed that the Atlantic sea level is rising?

    It is caused by the plentiful tears of us Europeans, deprived of Cars cupcakes

  9. Sue, we’ve survived on the “Mega-Post is Dead” comments section without cupcakes for a while. Might have something to do with tunnels, various Del-created critters, and the mayoralty of Croydon. And no, I have no idea how those connect either…

  10. Steve? Ace? Sue? iMoo? Huh?

    Jammy Dodgers . . . right here.

    Anyone.

    Oh well . . . be a shame to waste ’em…

  11. iMoo,
    The loo is down the passage on the left.

    BTW:-Do you realise that Jammy Dodgers are cakes and not biscuits for tax purposes. Now that is what I call a good tax dodge.

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