Steve Jobs stopped at Japan airport for having Ninja throwing stars – The Loop
Apple CEO Steve Jobs was reportedly stopped at Japan’s Kansai International Airport because a security scan detected weapons in his luggage.
The weapons were Ninja throwing stars that Jobs was bringing back to the U.S. According to SPA Magazine,
Frankly, Roosevelt’s illness and in the 1960’s helped cover up Kennedy’s philandering, he’s still Superman.
But shame on Jim for not mentioning he was going to do this on the elite Apple press email list we all belong to. We here at Crazy Apple Rumors Site (which, by the way, Wired, is trademarked in the state of Washington) have known of this incident since it happened back in July. But we did what good reporters do: we covered it up.
That’s our commitment to you: covering up the stuff you really shouldn’t know about.
Well, looks like the iTunnel to CrazyAppleNews isn’t quite working right. If you head over, try not to step in the lemming… bits.
It’s still worth heading over to take a look, though.
I looked.
It’s not really worth it.
Almost as pointless as coming here. 🙂
I swear I put that smiley at the very end of my post. Damned Brains must be rearranging the furniture again.
You can still get to Crazy Apple News the long way. Ah, comm’on. Try it. There are cupcakes.
@Sue,
For some obscure reason, I just received a note from someone named “GLaDOS” asking me to relay to you her message that she “feels fantastic” and she’s “STILL ALIVE (the capitalization is hers).” And she added that I should be sure to tell you that “the cupcakes are a lie” — whatever that means.
Anyway, that’s all I have for you. Be seeing you!
There ARE cupcakes. But only for special people. Like Ace and Huh?. Oh, and Jon and Nate too.
*BAMF*
squeak?
*POP!*
Hey, did anyone see a lemming come over this… way… um…
Never mind.
@Huh? I’m a bit concerned about the use of lemmings as test subjects. No, I’m not volunteering.
Well, as long as they don’t all get out at the same time…
I mean, what are the odds of that happening.
So we Europeans are not special enough for cupcakes.
I have to remind you that BroMu still has his GCSE Nuclear physics kit.
How is BroMu with Quantum Physics?
My Pantsâ„¢ aren’t helping much.
Alas, the wavefunction of my Pantsâ„¢ has collapsed, Huh?
Along with all who sailed in them.
Less ψ now.
More ¿
Cupcakes are only for Crazy Apple News commenters. Come over and visit us, Nxxx. I think there are a few more cupcakes left.
Cupcakes. Meh.
Are they shiny?
Do they come delivered on ponies?
I want a divorce. You get the CAN, I’ll keep the CARS.
Huh? has hypothesized that lemming guts from the last CARS-CANS Tunnel Experiment may have materialized in another dimension (rather than just being vaporized). If anyone comes across some lemming guts, please let us know; knowing where they went may help diagnose the setup. Thanks!
Ah Steve, you can have both. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.
Bwah-ha-ha-ha! I cans have them all!
[SLAP!]
Sorry. Got a little carried away for a sec.
Better watch out, or people are going to start calling you “LOLSteve”.
Hey Steve! Wanna cheezburger?
Hey- is anyone up for a game of 43-man Squamish?
I love 43-man squamish! I know I posted the rules in the Giga-Post (or was it the Tera-Post?) a year or two ago. I’m a bit rusty though: haven’t kept up my wicked skillz.
Have you noticed that the Atlantic sea level is rising?
It is caused by the plentiful tears of us Europeans, deprived of Cars cupcakes
CANS cupcakes. Got to keep your fake rumor sites straight.
And your fake cake sites straight.
But at least we have Pudding over IP here.
I have LAN.
Lard Area Noshing.
Got Pudding on MousePad here, but that’s just from sloppiness.
DBAPOS here.
Mmmm… This cupcake is tasty!
But why does it taste of bacon?
That would be my fault. And yes, they are quite tasty.
Huh?, that’s because everything tastes better with bacon.
Except Rastafarians, Muslims and Jews but only out of respect for their dietary rules.
Hence the creation of beef and turkey bacons. Goes great with cupcakes.
Come on guys, need more posts so that Moltz can prove my 113 post theory to be wrong again.
OK, but the cupcakes are all gone.
Sue, we’ve survived on the “Mega-Post is Dead” comments section without cupcakes for a while. Might have something to do with tunnels, various Del-created critters, and the mayoralty of Croydon. And no, I have no idea how those connect either…
I think it has something to do with the chronosynclastic infundibulum.
What he said.
He said what?
He did not say, “what?”
What did I say?
I made more cupcakes. Chocolate, this time. With sprinkles. And a cherry on top of each one.
SPRINKLES!!!!
*ahem*
Sorry… um, may I have one?
Sue’s trying to distract us with food.
Better than fighting for our lives, I guess.
Cupcake for iMoo, coming up!
Do you want some Jammy Dodgers, Nxxx?
Steve? Ace? Sue? iMoo? Huh?
Jammy Dodgers . . . right here.
Anyone.
Oh well . . . be a shame to waste ’em…
I’ll try one of those Jammy Dodgers. Thanks. Any tea? Milk and sugar, please.
Ooo! Yes, please!
Have any with sprinkles?
iMoo,
The loo is down the passage on the left.
BTW:-Do you realise that Jammy Dodgers are cakes and not biscuits for tax purposes. Now that is what I call a good tax dodge.