37 thoughts on “‘Tis the season”

  1. The first thought that popped into my head was a highly inappropriate comment (even for here), so I’ll just +1 to Reverb. I am unable to finish my breakfast.

    And the Macalope is not funny, so it’s best use might be as a fur coat.

  2. Gruber obviously has been beta testing the next version of Photo Booth! Pretty soon we’ll all be wearing such royal apparel.

    That, or Moltz has been digging into Ms. Gruber’s personal porn folder.

  3. Hey! I was maintaining my Mac. How come you all got here so quick!

    Sod that: I’m off to bed.

    All Praise Moltz for His Beneficent Posting, however.

    Although is Moltz-Gruber-Balmer starting to look a bit like Alfred Molina?

    And, slightly more worryingly . . . what has that unicorn being doing back there? It looks a tad . . . shifty. And M-G-B a tad . . . sated.

  4. And tan-cream two-tone driving gloves.

    And were over 6 foot, so you had to squidge in.

    217-8

    Har har har har har har.

  5. BroMu,

    More like Alfred Molina using some of Chris Breen’s luxuriant hair products.

    And M-G-B might want to consider a restraining order against the artist. Or at least checking the locks on his/its windows and doors at home.

  6. The Venerable Moltz provides us with a Fine Art rendition of Himself and you just walk, or limp, away.

    Disgusting!

  7. Actually I burned it into my retina on purpose.

    Now, at night, people can see it when they shine a torch in my face. Scares the bejeepers out of ’em, so no muggings for me.

    Sort of a ‘CARS-eye’, rather than ‘cats-eye’.

  8. I have received a cash offer from one of the Eastern Orthodox Churches for THE PORTRAIT to be placed behind the altar and to be called St Moltz the Martyr.

    It’s a good offer and will make a Happier Crimbo for me. Can anyone PhotoShop in some arrows and similar painful injuries, please?

  9. I have received a cash offer from the Baby Jesus for THE PORTRAIT to be placed in Hell’s Fire where it will be destroyed for all eternity.

    His only comment was ‘My people have surely suffered enough…’

  10. BroMu,

    If you did that on purpose, the snow and cold weather have had a larger impact than I would have thought.

    I cringe at what your “figgy pudding” might include…

  11. Well its ‘exotic’ filling is certainly very popular, Steve.

    In fact, guests are rather rudely refusing to leave till they get some.

    Which inclines me to squirting a little ‘extra something’ into their cup of good cheer also.

  12. Great. John has time to do Macworld Pundit Showndown while we wait here for a new post. And he didn’t even win. Sigh.

  13. That wasn’t John, Sue.

    That was merely one manifestation of the MGB entity.

    “Entity”?

    Is . . . is that *blasphemy*?

    Oh woe!

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