47 Responses to “CARS takes a look at Tim Cook, Apple’s new CEO”

  1. michael says:

    works for me!

  2. Terry says:

    He’s got good teeth. He’ll do.

  3. Steve G. says:

    Third! Is his shirt wrinkled?

  4. Moof says:

    He’s smiling because he stole your iPony.

  5. DDA says:


  6. Mr. MacGoo says:

    We know he’ll be a good fit, because his Adam’s apple is as big as his nose.

  7. Magnanimous Wang says:

    Tim Cook is John Gruber!

  8. Steve G. says:

    But MW, if Tim Cook is John Gruber and Moltz is Gruber, then Tim Cook is John Moltz!

    Del — Fire up the critter factory. I think we have a special end-of-times condition.

  9. iMoo says:

    I dunno, the teeth look fake to me…

  10. derekm says:

    Jobs… blue jeans, black shirt

    Cook… blue shirt, no Pants™?

  11. Huh? says:

    My Pants™ are vetting his pants. We’ll keep you advised.

    About the teeth… yeah… but at least his hair is nice.

  12. Jason says:

    So in-depth!

  13. Ace Deuce says:

    Hmm. I like Tim, but he’s not very ethnically diverse. I’d like to see something in a cross between Jackie Chan and Old Spice Guy. With a laser mounted on his head.

  14. Nxxx says:

    NBot sure about the ears. Whoever did them was using pinking shears.

  15. Colin says:

    No one has said the word “First!” yet, so that makes me first on a technicality.

  16. Dr dinglmam says:

    The chicks dig him big time

  17. Ace Deuce says:


  18. John Louis Swaine says:

    CARS back on top!

  19. Nxxx says:

    Del would ask,”Is he cookable?”

  20. Excelon says:

    His hair looks like a shiny gray helmet. Is he a knight or a pawn?

  21. Excelon says:

    One collar up, the other down. Is he waffling already?

  22. Huh? says:

    Mmmmm… Waffles!

  23. Fatbo says:

    26th, bitches

  24. b, trying to look empty, says:

    Too fat.


  25. Brother Mugga says:

    I was in a band with a guitarist called Tim Cook.


    I have nothing more to add. Move along.

  26. Nxxx says:


    I was in a band with an exotic dancer, bit like the bloke in Boney M, called BroMu.

    Correct phrase as taught at Hendon is, “Move along there.” or “There’s nothing to see so move along there.” if you have enough breath left.

  27. Benny says:

    [Do your best, Tim!]

    [Thank you for everything you’ve done, Steve!]


  28. Del says:

    Bahahahah I forgot there was a main post!!!

    I think he will do marvelously once we graft on a few more arms.

  29. Gupta Feldstein from Outsourceistan says:

    They need to pay him more so he can afford a necktie.

  30. Gupta Feldstein from Outsourceistan says:

    I have to add that his name is particularly outstanding for “Talk Like a Pirate Day.” I mean, Cap’n Cook says it all.

  31. Steve G. says:

    How come nobody has created one of those creepy photo-illustrations of Tim Cook like they did with Gruber?

  32. Office Security Camera says:

    Actually, I was just kidding…

    That picture is of Tim Cook wearing his other shirt.

  33. Nxxx says:

    What is it about Tim Cook and three dozen that requires us to stop?

  34. Steve G. says:

    We’re waiting to take another look at Tim, but that would require a new post from Moltz.

  35. Nxxx says:

    It is TLAPD, so Aaaaarrrrrrrh!.

  36. Steve G. says:

    Methinks it be “y’argh,” but why quibble?
    Let’s hoist a flagon of ale instead.

  37. Daid Nunez says:

    He looks like a football coach from the SEC.
    Recruitin: “Ma’am first things first. We want to make sure yer boy gets a fine edyacation.”
    Talkin to the board: “Runnin a apple place can’t tougher en beatin ‘Bama.”

  38. iMoo says:

    “Cook apple stew”

  39. iMoo says:

    Rest in peace, Steve. Thanks for everything.

  40. Rev says:

    Thanks for an insanely great ride, SJ.

  41. Sue says:

    Keep thinking different!

  42. Nxxx says:

    The Mackintosh changed computing, thanks Steve.

  43. Ace Deuce says:

    Sad he’s gone, but glad for what he made, and made possible.

  44. MU4U says:

    Goodbye Apple! Looks like another Sculley. Not a “product” man like Jobs. Just another process man.