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Nothing. Nadda. Zip. Zilch.

You know, I’d feel bad about us not getting a post together tonight, but I know for a fact that you just come here for the comments anyway, so it’s no big deal.

Anyway, you’ve got the whole weekend ahead of you and a wad of cash in your sweaty little fist (which is all covered in Cheeto dust), so maybe you could dump a little of it on one of our fine advertisers.

There’s Rogue Amoeba. They make good stuff. Although Kafasis tried to kill me that one time.

Well, there’s also Delicious Monster. The things they can do with an iSight camera. Tell you what. Although Shipley did call me a… well, let’s just say he said I like to do something to dogs that I don’t. Totally. I mean… really. I don’t even know how that would work.

Anyway, that brings us to our new advertisers: Shiny White Box and Many Tricks. They also make boss software and so far neither of their CEOs has tried to kill me or accused me of being into bestiality.

Of course, we’ve only just met so…

I should probably give them some time.

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Do you think Gruber has this kind of relationship with his advertisers?

A point of clarification

Computerworld has republished Macworld magazine’s the Apple Year in Preview with a date of January 24th and I’d just like to point out that it actually first ran on Macworld’s web site on January 3rd – before the keynote – and that Chris Breen, Adam Engst, John Gruber, Andy Ihnatko and I actually had to write our predictions back in November since it also appeared in the print copy of Macworld.

Why do I bring this up?

Question one.

What will be the most significant new hardware to appear in 2007?

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Moltz: The Apple iPhone, as it will have only one button.

Of course, this will come as no surprise to our loyal readers who already tune in to Crazy Apple Rumors Site for its accurate and timely reporting.

No post for tonight

Well, we were going to post something, but reality interfered.

And it was totally weird because, as you can imagine, reality isn’t something we see a lot of here at the top-secret Crazy Apple Rumors Site headquarters. And we were like, reality! Yo! What’s up?!

As it turned out, reality was pissed. I dunno. Maybe because we’ve been dodging her for so long.

Anyway, reality rode us like a Schwin all afternoon and we didn’t have time to put the finishing touches on that 8-part series on illegal cock-fighting rings inside Apple.

We’ll get to that next week…

Whoops. No we won’t. Just got a fax from Apple legal.

Darn it. We did a lot of work on that.

Chet even went under cover. He got his ass kicked in a chicken suit numerous times.

On the plus side, Howard and Ugluk made about $500 betting against him. I would have cut myself off a slice of that but our personnel policy expressly forbids managers betting on cock-fights involving their employees dressed up as chickens.

I’m not sure how that got in there. It was a template we got from Oracle. I think they put that in there after some “incidents” in the mid-1990s.

Well, anyway, I don’t think reality’s planning on staying long. We put her in the spare bedroom and the mattress on the pull-out couch is about an inch thick. We’ll see you next week.