An analysis conducted by Linux Inside writer Paul Murphy indicates that, contrary to conventional wisdom, Macs are cheaper than PCs.
What Murphy does not note, however, is that Macs are also gayer.
In a scientific analysis conducted by PC user Ryan Wilkins, Macs proved to be 15 times gayer than comparably equipped PCs.
“I went into this with an open mind,” said Wilkins. “I didn’t know how much gayer Macs were than PCs. I was prepared to accept any result that was a positive number.”
Wilkins received 132 hits for the first search and 9 hits for the second, leading him to an incontrovertible conclusion.
“By dividing 132 by 9 and getting 14.6, I then applied a process statisticians call ’rounding’ to determine that Macs are 15 times gayer than PCs,” Wilkins said.
Wilkins declined to offer any commentary on the implications of his findings.
“I offer my results purely as a scientific study of the relative gayness of Macs and PCs,” he said.
“If someone wants to go out there and use a gay-assed computer, that’s their problem. Not my problem.”