Richard Brooks of the Herald Tribune of southwestern Florida created an immense backlash when he penned a column supporting a plan by Nazi-commie terrorists to eradicate the Mac from a local school district.
And by “Nazi-commie terrorists” I mean the school superintendent.
While Brooks’ paper has published some of the massive amount of negative feedback it has received for harboring someone who fully supports the terrorists, they have not published all of it.
Here are some letters the Herald Tribune didn’t have the guts to print – because they can’t handle the truth!
And, uh, a lot of them have curse words in them.
To Whom It May Concern:
My newspaper was delivered into my bird bath again this morning. This is unacceptable. As I’ve taken up this matter numerous times with the circulation department and have not received satisfaction, I am addressing this to you, the editorial board.
Please give this your immediate attention or I will be forced to cancel my subscription.
Oh, and on an unrelated note, Richard Brooks is an ass clown.
Deer Mistur Brouks:
I red ur artikle. Eet was reel bad.
PCs stink. U stink.
I dru a pikture of u stinking.
Macs rool! Apple 4 eva!
Dear Mr. Brooks:
You #($*ing $*&@. $*#& your +$*#& and put it in a *#@% where you can *$&@^@&!&!*@&@ with a &#^@^. Your mother is a *#^@ who *#&@ *#&@s and likes to *#&@ with #&@^ while *=@^# a @&*# with her *&@! So why don’t you go #&@^! a $*#&@ and @*@&! your #*@& #*@&@ing #@&@, you #@*^.
And *#&@ your *@&!@# *&!^ and I hope Boba Fett &@^&! *@&# your &*@& &@*&.
I was highly offended by your description of Mac users as a “cult.” Yes, while many of us devote large amounts of time to memorizing obscure Mac texts, engage in ritualistic sex and are stockpiling weapons, we lack several crucial components of the modern cult.
Organization, for one. We are so unorganized it’s pathetic.
A set of codified bylaws that specify a hierarchy of command.
I think that’s it. But still, not a cult.
I look forward to your correction.
Dear Richard Brooks:
Please contact us immediately regarding your outstanding balance from your student loan. Our records indicate that in 1982 you left a $10 balance outstanding. With interest you currently owe us $78,219.43.
FM&L Loan Company
I AM THE FORMER MINISTER OF ECONOMIC AFFAIRS FOR WEST AFRICAN DICTATOR LAURENT MKOWAI. I AM LOOKING FOR PARTNERS IN THE U.S. FOR A DISCREET BUSINESS TRANSACTION THAT WILL NET YOU SEVERAL HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS. IN ORDER TO GAIN ACCESS TO OVER $3.4 MILLION OF MY ASSETS THAT ARE LOCKED UP IN SWISS ACCOUNTS, I WILL NEED YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER AND ANY PASSWORDS.
AND I FIGURED AFTER THAT ARTICLE YOU WROTE, YOU’D BE STUPID ENOUGH TO GIVE IT TO ME.
PLUS, YOU’VE GOT THAT SCHOOL LOAN THING.
PLEASE RESPOND AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE.
CHARLES NDAYU, FORMER MINISTER OF ECONOMIC AFFAIRS