OK, I just couldn’t stay on the sidelines about this one. I had to rush out here, skin bleeding and all, and weigh in on this subject.
There’s been a lot of talk about Dvorak’s recent praise of the Mac Mini being the final sign of the coming Cyber-Apocalypse. Indeed, some have even gone so far as to speculate such without properly crediting Crazy Apple Rumors, the site that first brought the Cyber-Apocalypse to the attention of the Mac community.
Let me state this as unequivocably as I can:
I like big butts.
Um, wait. That’s true, but that’s not what I meant to say. I meant to save that for later for an exposé on the turn-ons and turn-offs of the CARS staff.
What I meant to say is that Dvorak long ago relinquished his ability to act as harbinger to the Cyber-Apocalypse.
Think about it.
Big butts. They just make sense.
Back on track now.
The guy relentlessly bashes Apple beyond all reason for years. It was just too obvious that he’d have the opposite of a Sister Souljah moment.
“Luke, I am your father!”
“You’re not my father!”
Dooj! Wrreaaaaaaarrrrrrnnnnn! Fzzzzt! Skzzzzzzzzzt!
“Luke, you’ve got to save yourself!”
“No! I’ve got to save you!”
“You already have! Tell your sister! You were right! You were riiiiiiiight!”
That kind of thing. Except in the form of an almost tepid endorsement of the Mac Mini.
So don’t get all bent out of shape.
Remember, we’re the site to come to for all your Cyber-Apocalypse needs. We’ll tell you when the Cyber-Apocalypse is coming.
Um, plus you’ll notice that it’s raining blood and there will be robots everywhere trying to kill all humanity.
That should be a dead giveaway.