LONG LIVE THE MEGA-POST!
You should be able to view it again, but Masako had to shut off the comments at…
3821.
She had to delete one spam comment to get it viewable again (link).
Please, let’s hear a big round of applause for all of you who posted in the Mega-Post and kept it alive for a year and four months. Please use this comment thread to post your fondest memories of the post with the most…
the Mega-Post.
Does anyone know if The Entity knew Thor?
Does anyone know if The Entity is Thor?
But if that’s true, then how did they make the movie? I mean, since The Entity disappeared and all.
The Ashes and the Series, wow!
*AND* some rather splendid songs about various Aussie ‘cricketers’.
Marvellous.
And here endeth the Ashes saga for another couple of years. Apologies to all our transatlantic chums: we shall speak of cricket no more till then.
Honest.
Maybe he disappeared to make the movie?
I never had the Entity down as a blondie, Del.
But who knows what lurked under that cowl.
Not ‘Cowell’.
We know what lurks under there.
Pure unadulterated evil.
Worse than the unholy Moltz/Gruber/Ballmer trinity.
Things have taken a dour turn here at the Giga-Post. Nobody talks about sparkly ponies any more.
Maybe if we inhaled some helium and performed “Taming of the Shrew?”
Careful, Ace.
We have a Police Shrew Protection Unit over here.
Ace,
It because of all the %$#! snow we keep getting here that makes us dour. Then again, Philadelphians are a naturally grumbly lot.
Steve,
Pholadelphia! Are you the guy who makes all that cream cheese?
Nope.
The cream cheese is not made here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cream_cheese#Origin
Ace,
You bring up a sore point. See when I heard sparkling ponies I thought they meant sparking ponies and that turned into the great Electric Eel/Pony debacle of aught 8.
We don’t talk about in any more since the incident, and the restraining order.
So that’s why the saddle didn’t fit and Trixie always wanting to live in the bath.
I want my money back.
You really ought to use a rubber saddle when riding a superconducting poneel.
Now why would Ace know where to get a rubber saddle, I wonder…?
BroMu,
Ace said you should use a rubber saddle. Nothing about how to acquire one.
Reminds me of a Pinky and the Brain bit:
Brain: Are you pondering what I’m pondering, Pinky?
Pinky: I think so Brain. But where are we going to find rubber pants our size?
I’d suggest you google where to find one, but your results may wind you up in jail.
It sounded more like a sales pitch, Steve.
Almost as if Ace had bought in bulk.
Please don’t cast aspersions on me, at least not in my presence. Cast them on that pile over there by the door. You know, the one next to the rubber saddles.
I’m getting worried. Just realised that “Rubber Saddles” could be substituted for “Little Pony” in that egregious Crimbo song.
Apologies. Song was “Little Donkey” but I can’t tell the difference.
Thanks, Nxxx. That’s another Christmas Classic ruined.
And what precisely would the ‘precious *load*’ be, hmmm?
Learnt yesterday that all odd numbers are the sum of three prime numbers and that this has been proved. BBC Radio 4 is a wonderful service.
Although the majority believe that even numbers are the sum of two prime numbers, this cannot be proved at the moment. Can Ace or Bro Ų, our resident math(s) experts explain this or is the existence of The Brains easier?
I’ve recently discovered that all odd people are the result of an almost normal person getting together with a very strange one. This has been proven to the satisfaction of most researchers in the world who have bothered to investigate.
That explains my kids (Monkey and Kwik-Fit), Ace.
And the answer, Nxxx, is that two Prime Suspects cannot definitively be shown to equal one Even Stevens due both to a category error of comparison and also some of the characters from the former burying parts of the characters from the latter in three separate States, thereby destroying the evidential trail of derivation.
Moreover, any demonstration relating to Even Stevens involves ‘Method of Exhaustion’ for all concerned, hence ennui and Mind Death.
Oh, lovely.
I was all nice and happy and OK with “mind death” but you HAD to bring up ennui. Dammit.
But surely ennui was going to, Steve?
Prime suspects? Even Stevens?
Any relation to Shakin’ Stevens?
Excellent. That’s me sorted for meds then….
Current forecast for the Crazy Apple Rumors Site: Partly dowdy with scattered showers of spam, followed by hordes of ravenous poodles, or maybe poodlous ravens.
What about ravaging raisins?
Has Del been experimenting again?
Ace,
You nailed it on the “showers of spam” part of your forecast. Looks like the Russian drug peddlers are at it again.
I hate it when they let the riffraff in. On the other hand, that’s how I got here, so I shouldn’t complain.
Ace,
I was thinking Riff Raff from the Underdog cartoon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riff_Raff_%28Underdog%29#Riff_Raff
I actually bought all those drugs.
I thought it was a mid-directed order for John.
And taking the same meds is the closest I can get to stalking him short of hopping on a plane.
It appears that they’ve been evicted for now. Good work, Akismet spam catcher!
Oh bollocks. The nutters are back.
And I don’t mean us.
As we are repeatedly being advised, I may well go an ‘Find the best Canadian pharmacy’.
And then, my friends, you will see the true meaning of a ‘Gravesend Muting’.
With my ‘curvaceous’ 6’4″ frame on the end of it.
Ah… huh. Turns out Akismet was off for some reason. Back on. Please carry on.
Sir! Yes, Sir!
Settle down, Anonymous. Jeez, what a sycophant!
You are an ungrateful wretch, Ace, the actual Moltzster has spoken.
I obey, Master.
You are an ungrateful wretch, Ace, the actual Moltzster has spoken.
I obey, Master.
Could you say that again? I didn’t hear you the first or second time.
How much does this “on” weigh?
And where am I supposed to be carrying it to?
(Trying to calculate freight charges…)
Frying tonight!
Steve,
As anchors are weighed, why not pop down to your local yacht chandlers and ask them to weigh a few. Should give you an inkling.
BTW:-If they offer you an Anchor Replacement Device with a long armed or legged? octopus, run for your life, it has a ‘Del’ label on it.
Nxxx,
Is there a safe version without the “Del” label on it?
If so, is there sufficient time to find the label before I’m (predictably) horribly maimed and/or eaten?