LONG LIVE THE MEGA-POST!
You should be able to view it again, but Masako had to shut off the comments at…
3821.
She had to delete one spam comment to get it viewable again (link).
Please, let’s hear a big round of applause for all of you who posted in the Mega-Post and kept it alive for a year and four months. Please use this comment thread to post your fondest memories of the post with the most…
the Mega-Post.
Was watching Bloomberg TV on Eurobird when Game Changers came on, this edition all about Steve and Apple.
At no point during a scheduled one hour programme, was The Moltzster mentioned.
Can we convert the station to BOOOOOOOOOMberg?
Better be quick about it, Mr. Bloomberg is a little short. Tempered, that is.
Well, Moltz said to carry on, and everything has ground to a halt. That’s leadership.
You expected one of _us_ to pick up the Mantle of Leadership?
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
I can’t even lift the Mantle of Cantbearsedness.
Not could I be buggered to try, to be honest.
I can’t even lift the Mantle of Cantbearsedness.
Nor could I be buggered to try, to be honest.
But apparently I *can* be arsed to post twice to correct ‘Not’.
Even though I didn’t think I’d sent the first one.
Weird…dude…
Leadership? Is that as in the heavy, poisonous, heavy metal?
Del? I’ve got that thing you wanted. Where shall I put it?
Ace,
Don’t encourage her.
OOOH Send it over here. Sorry guys I’ve been on vacay in the Keys. I have decided that Manatee are glorious noble creatures and I’m ticked about them getting run over by speed boats so I’ve decided to even the score.
If I give them squid beaks and tentacles do you think that will be enough? I mean besides the lasers of course.
Please let me know which Key you’ll be releasing it/them near, so I can avoid that one for my vacation.
Okay, it’s on its way. I punched some air holes in the sides of the container, so be careful.
It needs to *breathe*?
…
So . . . is that some kind of blow-hole . . . you know…?
Promise me they cannot swim the Atlantic.
‘They’?
You mean Ace has . . . multiples?
…
Oh. My.
Even my multiples have multiples. It’s fractal, man!
I just wish my Mandelbrot would set these days.
More gelatine.
As a vegetarian, I regret typing that.
But it wobbles enough as it is, Nxxx.
My wife suggested ‘slamming it in the freezer’.
…
I’m sure she just meant ‘pop it in the freezer’.
…
Yes . . . yes, I’m sure that’s what she meant.
Not only will we be reaching the 5000-comment mark soon, but also the 100-pages-of-comments mark. I have to start thinking about what outfit to wear to the party. I’m leaning toward the Mexican cowboy duds the Three Amigos wore. How about you people?
Considering Nelson.
Trouble is cannot remember how many limbs and eyes he lost, so having the lot chopped off. Might make dancing difficult.
BroMu,
What about “Cramming it in the boot?”
Steve, I tip my hat to your smuttliness.
In which context I’ll be coming to the party as a Giant Innuendo.
Or possibly we could harmonise as a Double Entendre?
BroMu,
Sadly, I cannot claim originality for that one, just the apropos use here.
It was from a Super Bowl ad for a new Mini. In context, the ad showed a game show where the contestant had to cram all this stuff (golf clubs, wedding cake, etc.) into the boot of the Mini.
Those filthy Germans…
(cue appropriate doingy-doingy muzak)
It’s near the jump again.
Over to the heroes.
Nxxx, it’s 28 (after this one) to the jump. No need to hand it over just yet. We can keep plodding along and eventually get to the jump. No rush.
Whoops.
That should have said “18.” But it’s now 17, so I guess it’s OK.
17? I think not. It’s closer than you think…
Hang on, so is this going to jump or not?
Not until we get to 4950.
Shuffling our way to armageddon. Or the next page of posts, whichever comes first.
Armageddon tired of all this waiting. But fools rush in where angels fear to tread. Which is why angels have wings. Shoot me if I start to make sense, and resurrect me if the cents begin to add up to real money.
Is that ‘Ace’ Anonymous, or the *real* Anonymous?
I hope you’re not insinuating that I would write such insipid dross as has this “Anonymous” who has has the audacity to join us here on the Giga-Post as if it were his home away from home. Or that I am so chuckleheaded as to forget to put my name in the little box that says “Name.” Sheesh, like I could overlook such an important aspect of social networking. Let us never speak of this again.
I know what you are up to.
You hope to make me utter Bluebottle’s famous,”You rotten swines. You have deaded me.”
But I feel better! (Or somesuch nonsense.)
Just trying to nudge us closer to 5000. Mostly to see what will happen. If we could tunnel some of that cake from The Setup over here, we’ll at least have party snacks.
No, Steve, you’re definitely not not dead yet.
I got my sister a new mini so I dont have to remove spyware from her pc any more 😉
Is that a skirt, as in Mary Quant or an Apple as in Saint Steve?
Or a car, as in Austin Powers?
Or a Moon-faced muppet, as in Driver?
I would posit a certain female cartoon mouse character, but I don’t want to drag The Lawyers into this.
Not unless ‘this’ is either a furnace or acid-pit ringed with broken glass, Steve.
Maybe mini as in pony 🙂
http://www.strangezoo.com/images/content/163889
Good idea Brother, lets throw them in.
BroMu,
How do you know what I have in my yard?
Damn. Spoiled the surprise.
Hey, where’d everyone go?
It’s lonely here on the hundredth page.
Oooh! We jumped!
Has someone reserved a room somewhere for the party?
We’re not sure when it will be or how many will attend, but we’d like to know where to go when we need to go there.
(Hmmm. I think I just confused myself.)
I’d like to know where it is so I can pretend I’m not really interested in attending while simultaneously misanthropically plotting the traumatic downfall of those who don’t even realise they would have snubbed me.
100 pages.
Ahhh, why it just seems like yesterday we were at 99.
They grow so fast, don’t they?
Like lice on a Frenchman.