Friday Feature: Crazy Apple Poll!

We’re thrilled to announce that, enjoyed the gratuitous profanity.

You people are impossible to please.

Hence the poll. We take your opinions seriously here at CARS. After receiving the results, we’ll put the data into a sophisticated database system with a Java front end and MySQL back end which Ugluk coded himself. We’ll crunch the numbers and then run some spreadsheets using complex formulas to determine trends and print out some charts. The charts will be airlifted to the Mohave Desert where an elite strike force will dispose of them by means of detonation with C4.

And then we will never speak of this again.

Now, please, take the poll!

How do you feel about the profanity on CARS?
Too much profanity.
Not enough profanity.
The profanity is juuuust riiiight… OH, MY GOD, A BEAR!
I don’t care about the profanity. But I would like to see more porn by Rip Ragged.
Why don’t you take your %^&*ing poll and stick it in your @$$?
There’s been profanity? Oh. Sorry, I wasn’t paying attention.
Does Jack Miller know you’ve stolen his bit?
¿Dónde está mi sombrero nuevo?
Current Results

64 thoughts on “Friday Feature: Crazy Apple Poll!”

  4. Damn, I was hoping there would be a pole.
    And Nude Jennifer Connolly.

    Yike, that does make your poll work…

  5. Damn, I was hoping there would be a pole.
    And Nude Jennifer Connolly.

    Yike, that does make your poll work…

  8. I think the third option should read: “OH MY GOD! A BEAR!”

    And as for your new hat, maybe you should ask the bear. I think he may have Zuned in it.l

  10. Sorry to be picky Moltz, but the opening paragraph is incomplete:

    We’re thrilled to announce that, starting today, alternating Fridays will feature the Crazy Apple Rumors Poll, where we ask you, the CARS reader (and those of you who got here by accident when you Googled “nude Jennifer fricking Connolly”)

    What exactly are you going to be asking the CARS reader?? You seem to have been sidetracked thinking about what Jennifer fricking Connely was going to do to your poll.

  14. I have to say, that I could not agree with you in 100% regarding Friday Feature: Crazy Apple Poll!, but it’s just my opinion, which could be wrong 🙂

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