It’s been a while since the CARS gang’s been together, so I’m calling for a game party tonight.
No way, man.
That’s right, beeotches! Masako’s got her fleet of vintage Macs, I’ve got the beer and the Entity/Jennifer fricking Connelly has the bag of chips! We are ready to lock, load and kick some Pfhor ass! We’re kickin’ it old school and rebootin’ frequently! We’re sortin’ our System extensions into groups and restartin’ with extreme prejudice! We’re enjoyin’ low res graphics using sprites instead of…
Wait, this sounds like ass. Why are we doing this again?
Oh, right! Marathon! Best! Game! Evah!