California resident Timothy Smith has filed a lawsuit over Apple’s bricking of the iPhone, a move that lends credence to a recently published series of how-to books.
As Daring Fireball correctly noted, Smith is one of the first to purchase both of Crazy Apple Rumors Site Editor-In-Chief John Moltz’s new books, Take Control of Being A Whiny-Assed Apple Customer The Missing Manual for Dummies and Take Control of Suing Apple The Missing Manual for Dummies.
Smith is, obviously, a highly satisfied customer and offered this testimonial.
Hmm. That’s not it. That’s a chicken.
Oh, wait, here it is.
Ah, crap, that’s not it either.
Oh, wait, actually that is it.
Huh. That’s weird.
Still, you can tell how satisfied he is.
That’s because he’s followed the Take Control of Being A Whiny-Assed Apple Customer The Missing Manual for Dummies and the Take Control of Suing Apple The Missing Manual for Dummies 12-step programs for releasing your inner jackass and being all the douche you can be. The programs clearly work, just look at Timothy Smith.
Well, OK, he hasn’t made any money off Apple yet. But at least the first few steps work.
Read the books!
They should be on Amazon any minute now.
There’s obviously a market.