10 Oct 07No post.

I’m sorry. I really tried to work on something.

It’s just…


I’m so broken up about this ZFS thing.


I’ve been crying about it for the last hour. I just…

I just hate to see it break up this family!

Please. I’m begging you. Find the love again!

22 Responses to “No post.”

  1. Dreil says:



  2. Ace Deuce says:

    ZFS is going to be fine. Whoever sues Sun and Apple over this will melt like so much candle wax in hell, if it is really hot like they say.

  3. Carbonfish says:

    Geez John, pull it together man. We’re all a little shaken up, but you’re scaring the kids…

    Man, you’re a wreck. Go and get a drink or something, and straighten up your tie and tuck in that shirt.

  4. Lord Percy Percy says:

    Love? I still love money. Well, that and a gorilla suit and some motor oil.

  5. Carl says:

    Just concentrate on the one thing we can all agree on: IPod Socks.

  6. Wes Grogan says:

    Well, iPod Socks and Lesbian Ninja Sexbots. So two things. Let’s try that entrance again.

  7. Nxxx says:

    Go Easy on John. Every time he tries to pull JFC she turns into The Entity.
    Problem is, he still keeps trying.

  8. Jesper says:

    Hey. John. Listen.

    It’s all right. It’s all right, John. Just use the ZFS snapshot feature to revert the sense of community you had three days ago.

    What? You don’t use ZFS? Okay. Well, you can still do something, right?

    What’s that? You use FAT32 under MacFUSE? And you don’t keep backups?

    Oh geez.

  9. CB says:

    something’s fishy here. i am making top X too many times in a row. wazzup?

  10. mjharper says:

    My first Top 10! Yay! Go me!

  11. Streetrabbit says:

    Reminds me of the old Two Ronnies sketch.

    F U N E X

    9 V F N 10 E X

    On second thoughts it doesn’t remind me of anything. My mind was just wandering again.

  12. Streetrabbit says:

    Wow! How about my record the last three days?

    1 1 11

    “Something’s going to happen. Something wonderful.”

  13. chicken says:

    Hey! Who said you could use that recording i made. That chicken you here there is me, and nobody else. So you better clean up your act or i’ll sue the h…

    What? No chicken sound in this post. What the…? OMG I hate those snapshotty thingies. Went back a couple of days to see if i was having a better time then – forgot to come back… Aaaaarghhhhh

  14. fractured cell says:

    i missed #13. phew.

  15. agent smith says:

    we are here because of you, mr.Moltz.
    we are here to take from you what you tried to take from us.

  16. TuCats says:

    I have consulted the “Tome of Relevant Haiku” using today’s date, an MD5 hash of Moltz’s name, and the appropriate astral positioning data. I found this somewhat germane entry:

    ZFS on Mac
    is like sex with Jennifer
    Frickin Connelly

    I think that means both are awesome… and for most of us, largely imaginary.

  17. Streetrabbit says:

    Well… there’s always Reese Witherspoon. She’s back on the market.

  18. Phil Ryan says:

    Sharing a Reese’s Peanut butter cup while spooning with Reese Witherspoon, makes all my problems wither away. John, you might want to try that.

  19. I’m working on a case-insensitive version of the Xabyte File System to tide you over, Mr. Moltz, until the ZFS is up and running.

    And by running I don’t mean like your nose, or that sore on your Johnson. Okay?

    Now, back to working out the Fourier transfer diagram that makes it clear this story is out in the hinterlands of the bell curve.

  20. Ahnyer Keester says:

    Sorry no comment today. I tried but I too have been in tears most of the day. It is the whole iBrick thing. It just…gets to me. Yah know?

  21. monkeys says:

    found it! right under my seat. ahh, crap, it has been there all the time.

  22. Cruger says:

    It’s vonderful.
    It’s fine.