Bonus Pre-Paid CARS!

This one‘s free because the fine folks at Macworld magazine already paid for it!

Of course there are no curse words or excessive use of the word “butt” or gratuitous references to Jennifer fricking Connelly.

Those we keep between the two of us.


Don’t tell Macworld.

18 thoughts on “Bonus Pre-Paid CARS!”

  1. Ok… Read the other article…

    Funny. VERY funny.
    But needed at least one excessive butt.

    Whoa. That butt just came out ALL wrong.

    Um… I mean… uh… Forget it.

  2. it says the Moltz makes up stories on CARS? Have I been swindled? Did I just risk my butt to get 10 million put on next years budget for the acquisition of a coupla dozen of those long-awaited frickin lesbian sexbots? OMG! Anyone need an IT consultant?

  3. BTW, what’s with all the spammy ad-like ‘buy Viagra here and buy thisorthat there’ links on the bottom of the page? Moltzy being sponsored by his pharmacist? Ugluk got out of his cage?

  4. I don’t know. Here’s one more: “butt!”

    Is this a one-off Macworld gig, or creeping O’ Grady-ism?

    I’m feeling the fear.

  5. Well, don’t know about you, but as a refugee coming from Alderaan, I don’t find it excessively humorous.
    I mean : why was it ? M. Jobs destroyed it just to extend the Interstellar Apple Loop. Unappropriate.

  6. Oh, I forgot about it :
    butt, butt, butt. Butty-butt.

  7. I couldn’t understand some parts of this article Bonus Pre-Paid CARS!, but I guess I just need to check some more resources regarding this, because it sounds interesting.

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