105 thoughts on “Stanley Yankeeball”

  1. Maraschino is an atomic cherry; as they don’t grow on trees you’d best be wary.

    Baseball is somewhat like cricket, but with even more standing around and scratching.

  2. Obviously never seen a village cricket match.

    Sorry to miss the jump, was aiming at a three and a half and hands off landing on the jump bike. Please let me know when the next one is approaching, so the ambulance ban be booked.

  3. Wow, Nxxx… you cyclists are a tough breed.

    “Ambulances?! Who needs ambulances? So what if I crash? No matter… all I need is a spare inner tube for a tourniquet and I’m good to go. So just ban the ambulances… ban them, I say!”

  4. Rectum?!? Dang near KILLED him!!!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
    hahahahaha
    haha

    ha

    *sniff*

    I’m ok now, thanks.

  5. My representation, Frank Lee and Earnest Lee of the firm Pester, Harry, & Bother, are standing by in the event that one of you cares to insult me.

  6. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

    Now go, or my Pants™ shall taunt you a second time!

  7. Sorry Huh?,your fake French accent needs working on and say it louder as I couldn’t hear it over my coconut shells.

  8. Messers Fuccum & Runne have reviewed my case and decided that I should demand…

    …A SHRUBBERY!

  9. Can recommend “Shrubbery ‘R’ Uz”.

    They installed the best bath shrubbery I’ve ever seen. Slight problems with the vulture mosquitos it attracted but Del has promised to remove them.

  10. Using a spectroscope, they are drinking a sulphuric acid cola mix.

    Del, you been up to mischief again?

  11. I see that there’s a fire blazing behind them.

    I guess this pictureust have been taken in London.

  12. Benny,

    We really haven’t heard from them since this all started. Maybe they’re too busy boozing up and rioting. 🙂 (to borrow from Milk & Cheese).

    Is it wrong to be listening to “London Calling” by The Clash?

  13. Thought I’d given up smoking but here in Croydon, we’ve all taken it up again.

    BTW:-Happy whatever your holiday is this weekend.

  14. Nxxx,

    I saw the pictures of Croydon burning this morning, and thought it was good that I didn’t win that Croydon mayoralty election we had here some time ago.

    Also, my birthday was last weekend. Still not a national holiday yet.

    Benny — Every day is debt day.

  15. So, Croydon is less leafy now?

    Nxxx, while you are looting, try to pick up a wicker rocker for me, so I can upgrade my patio. Thanks.

  16. Sorry Ace, some swine petrol bombed it.

    Received a 150 mm Newtonian yesterday and incredibly grateful that Croydon does not have an astronomical shop.

  17. Evening all.

    Just got back from a week’s holiday in sleepy seaside tat-fest Hastings. Haven’t picked up a paper or turned on the telly for a week, let me tell you.

    Soooo . . . did I miss anything?

  18. Oh that’s good.

    Er . . . why are you carrying three boxed PS3s and a Best of Vanilla Ice CD, Steve?

    And are those glittery bits shards of broken glass?

    Goodness!

  19. Yo, busted. Don’t grass mi to de Feds.

    Seriously: ‘Feds’. Reading the idiotic texts sent by the muppets involved has been by far the most amusing element of proceedings. All those sad little white middle-class boys freshly back from ‘Glasto’ trying to sound ‘gangsta’ when tippy-tapping the Blackberry mummy got them for Chrissymas. There’s the case for allowing The Man to read private mails right there: they should publish them, in fact.

  20. Benny, he wrote, strapping on the padded suit and parachute, I bloody well don’t swear/

    Ah, I see what you mean, the focal length/aperture ratio

    f5 Celestron Omni XLT but where are the XLT coatings on a Newt?

    Braces for the expected G force and presses “Post”.

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