97 thoughts on “Underestimated my reach”

  1. You Can’t Rumor On MicroSoft.
    Because the rumors turn to be true, in the end…
    Like, er… the Zune. Who could have expected they would really try to sell a Brown iPod ?

    I suspect those Seattle guys to search inspiration in rumors.

    Oh, by the way, I know a lawyer with laser-eyes and claws. He glows in the sunrise, too, but I can’t comment, it’s a trial he works on.

  2. Can’t sue her blind, Mr. Moltz. I checked, and she’s already blind. Hence her acquisition of such a stupid , pointless domain.

  3. Where’s Wang?

    I want my Gruber dig.

    Come on, Wang. Get with the programme. It’s 0030 over here but *I’m* still optimistically loading up John’s Charabanc of Shite.

    Sorry, John. I’m just a sucker for alliteration.

  4. Any time I see a Mary Jo Foley article I can’t stop picturing her as Mary Foley a la Tom Clancy. How can she have the time to spy for the US, take such good care of her kids, AND write for ZDNet???

  5. Huh?,
    Followed your advice and slept with cheesecake on my eyes.

    They don’t hurt but can’t see a thing.

  6. Now CARS is the second result when searching for ‘crazy microsoft rumors’. So all those MS fans after rumors will end up here…. so yeah, sue her!

  7. I had heard the Entity would remove creators of such filth suggested as CMRS to another dimension. Why would anyone seriously write rumors about brown zune droppings or even read them?!

    I like rumors about Entity much more anyway.

  8. Here’s a Microsoft rumor for you: they will put Windows in everything, and we will have “information at our fingertips.” Any day now.

  9. No problem.

    We have access to vegetarian bacon from vegetarian pigs, who fight to reach the slaughter house first.

  10. The Mac & cheesecake has been scrapped. The sugar corroded the circuits and the cheese left a strange film all over the screen.

    Now on the menu- Stout macaroni and cheese.

  11. Is that Macaroni the first bloke to send a wireless message over the Pond or a member of the Scottish Clan, please?

  12. (Ns)CMR — TLTR.

    And I bet it won’t be too long before comments to her posts start appearing from people with names like “Wha…?” and “Xnnn” and “Mother Buggah.”

  13. Too bad that her corporate overlords would probably delete all the “First!” comments. And they certainly wouldn’t allow something like the Giga-Post (5492 comments over 6+ years, and still going).

  14. “Crazy Apple Rumors Site” — “crazy Apple rumors guide”

    “Jony Ive” — “Jonny Evans”

    Methinks ’tis not only this site’s name he’s nicked…

  15. I’d call it the Moltz-Gruber-Macalope conundrum. That’s one disturbing squirrel.

    Take the acorns and go, just don’t hurt me, Sparky!

  16. SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE!
    SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE!
    SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE!

  17. Sigh. Getting so tired of waiting for a new post. Took CARS off my bookmark bar.

    Maybe a new post will be inspired by the March 7th event?

    Anybody want to have a ‘discussion’ that doesn’t include sexbots? Where’s Silly Rabbit when you need him? Men….so unreliable. Rabbits ain’t much use either.

  18. [Silly Rabbit is pouting, arms crossed, facing partly away from you, and looking over his shoulder at you. And… is that a tear in his eye?]

    I don’t even have to say anything to suffer abuse anymore.

    *sniff*

  19. Aww…. Dinner invitation is still open.

    Here, have a tissue. Buck up and act like a man….er….rabbit.

    1. [For some inexplicable reason, Silly Rabbit is inspired to stand a little taller. He reaches over to Sue and snatches the tissue, then noisily blows his nose in it.]

      Thanks!

      […he says, handing it back to Sue.]

      This cold is so bad, it’s been making my eyes water!

  20. What’s wrong with sexbots?

    Now if one of Del’s critters were to tunnel over here from the Giga-Post, then we might have some problems.

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