Underestimated my reach

97 thoughts on “Underestimated my reach”

1. First!

   And: Woo-hoo! Lawsuit! Fight, fight, fight! (Sorry, the lawyer in me got carried away.)

2. Ooooh, is he back?

3. Yeah, sue her good!!

   Oh, and THIRD!!

4. FOURTH!

5. Has it really been eight years since Painfully Serious Dell Rumors?

6. You Can’t Rumor On MicroSoft.
   Because the rumors turn to be true, in the end…
   Like, er… the Zune. Who could have expected they would really try to sell a Brown iPod ?

   I suspect those Seattle guys to search inspiration in rumors.

   Oh, by the way, I know a lawyer with laser-eyes and claws. He glows in the sunrise, too, but I can’t comment, it’s a trial he works on.

7. I didn’t count Five, and Sixth.
   Done.

8. Can’t sue her blind, Mr. Moltz. I checked, and she’s already blind. Hence her acquisition of such a stupid , pointless domain.

9. Where’s Wang?

   I want my Gruber dig.

   Come on, Wang. Get with the programme. It’s 0030 over here but *I’m* still optimistically loading up John’s Charabanc of Shite.

   Sorry, John. I’m just a sucker for alliteration.

10. Any time I see a Mary Jo Foley article I can’t stop picturing her as Mary Foley a la Tom Clancy. How can she have the time to spy for the US, take such good care of her kids, AND write for ZDNet???

11. It’s Friday 13th. Will something nasty happen from posting here today?

12. Is this a fake?

    Moltz would never buy anything if it could be stolen.

    Opinions please.

13. An opinion?
    Here.. take mine.

    13th on the 13th.

14. I have no opinion. But my eyes hurt from looking at that link.

15. Actually the hurting eyes are from a lack of tasty cheesecake. I suggest taking care of that ASAP.

16. Mmmmmm……cheesecake. Yes, please.

17. Huh?,
    Followed your advice and slept with cheesecake on my eyes.

    They don’t hurt but can’t see a thing.

18. *sniff sniff*
    That…. might not have been cheesecake.

19. No, no, it was cheesecake. Just not the right kind of cheese.

20. Hmm… That can’t be a Gouda thing,

21. Now CARS is the second result when searching for ‘crazy microsoft rumors’. So all those MS fans after rumors will end up here…. so yeah, sue her!

22. I had heard the Entity would remove creators of such filth suggested as CMRS to another dimension. Why would anyone seriously write rumors about brown zune droppings or even read them?!

    I like rumors about Entity much more anyway.

23. Here’s a Microsoft rumor for you: they will put Windows in everything, and we will have “information at our fingertips.” Any day now.

24. Is “Windows” the new Micro$oft version of GEM?

25. *furiously working on a recipe for “Mac & cheesecake*

26. Paula Deen would want you to add bacon. Because, as we all know, everything is better with bacon. (Appy-polly-loggies to the veggies.)

27. No problem.

    We have access to vegetarian bacon from vegetarian pigs, who fight to reach the slaughter house first.

28. The Mac & cheesecake has been scrapped. The sugar corroded the circuits and the cheese left a strange film all over the screen.

    Now on the menu- Stout macaroni and cheese.

29. Is that Macaroni the first bloke to send a wireless message over the Pond or a member of the Scottish Clan, please?

30. No, that would be just another feather in your cap.
    You’re thinking of a macaroon.

31. (Ns)CMR — TLTR.

    And I bet it won’t be too long before comments to her posts start appearing from people with names like “Wha…?” and “Xnnn” and “Mother Buggah.”

32. Too bad that her corporate overlords would probably delete all the “First!” comments. And they certainly wouldn’t allow something like the Giga-Post (5492 comments over 6+ years, and still going).

33. Might want to add this to the list:

    http://blogs.computerworld.com/19701/the_crazy_apple_rumors_guide_to_ipad_3

    The nerve of some people.

34. “Crazy Apple Rumors Site” — “crazy Apple rumors guide”

    “Jony Ive” — “Jonny Evans”

    Methinks ’tis not only this site’s name he’s nicked…

35. This is getting squirrelier than the Moltz-Gruber conundrum.

36. I’d call it the Moltz-Gruber-Macalope conundrum. That’s one disturbing squirrel.

    Take the acorns and go, just don’t hurt me, Sparky!

37. Please tell me that Moltz isn’t the Macalope. That’s the complete opposite of CARS. Not funny.

38. Never realised that CARS was supposed to be funny.

39. SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE!
    SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE!
    SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE!

40. Sigh. Getting so tired of waiting for a new post. Took CARS off my bookmark bar.

    Maybe a new post will be inspired by the March 7th event?

    Anybody want to have a ‘discussion’ that doesn’t include sexbots? Where’s Silly Rabbit when you need him? Men….so unreliable. Rabbits ain’t much use either.

41. [Silly Rabbit is pouting, arms crossed, facing partly away from you, and looking over his shoulder at you. And… is that a tear in his eye?]

    I don’t even have to say anything to suffer abuse anymore.

    *sniff*

42. Aww…. Dinner invitation is still open.

    Here, have a tissue. Buck up and act like a man….er….rabbit.

43. Rabbits are prototype sexbots.

    1. [For some inexplicable reason, Silly Rabbit is inspired to stand a little taller. He reaches over to Sue and snatches the tissue, then noisily blows his nose in it.]

       Thanks!

       […he says, handing it back to Sue.]

       This cold is so bad, it’s been making my eyes water!

44. Sigh. It always comes back to sexbots.

45. …and disgusting bodily fluids.

46. What’s wrong with sexbots?

    Now if one of Del’s critters were to tunnel over here from the Giga-Post, then we might have some problems.

47. You all can take over now. I busy trying to order my New iPad.

    Later.

48. Quick… while she’s out… let’s put a thumbtack on her chair!

49. Please amend previous pst to add “evil” to the rabbit descriptors.

50. Maybe she’ll be distracted from the tack if we page jump!

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