12 Jan 12Underestimated my reach

A year or so ago, ZDNet Microsoft blogger Mary Jo Foley from back in June.

First off, no link? Where’s the love?

Second, I am going to sue you blind, lady.

100 Responses to “Underestimated my reach”

  1. Steve G. says:

    First!

    And: Woo-hoo! Lawsuit! Fight, fight, fight! (Sorry, the lawyer in me got carried away.)

  2. Sue says:

    Ooooh, is he back?

  3. axólotl says:

    Yeah, sue her good!!

    Oh, and THIRD!!

  4. "Dad" says:

    Has it really been eight years since Painfully Serious Dell Rumors?

  5. b, trying to look empty, says:

    You Can’t Rumor On MicroSoft.
    Because the rumors turn to be true, in the end…
    Like, er… the Zune. Who could have expected they would really try to sell a Brown iPod ?

    I suspect those Seattle guys to search inspiration in rumors.

    Oh, by the way, I know a lawyer with laser-eyes and claws. He glows in the sunrise, too, but I can’t comment, it’s a trial he works on.

  6. b, trying to look empty, says:

    I didn’t count Five, and Sixth.
    Done.

  7. Ace Deuce says:

    Can’t sue her blind, Mr. Moltz. I checked, and she’s already blind. Hence her acquisition of such a stupid , pointless domain.

  8. Brother Mugga says:

    Where’s Wang?

    I want my Gruber dig.

    Come on, Wang. Get with the programme. It’s 0030 over here but *I’m* still optimistically loading up John’s Charabanc of Shite.

    Sorry, John. I’m just a sucker for alliteration.

  9. derekm says:

    Any time I see a Mary Jo Foley article I can’t stop picturing her as Mary Foley a la Tom Clancy. How can she have the time to spy for the US, take such good care of her kids, AND write for ZDNet???

  10. Nxxx says:

    It’s Friday 13th. Will something nasty happen from posting here today?

  11. Nxxx says:

    Is this a fake?

    Moltz would never buy anything if it could be stolen.

    Opinions please.

  12. Huh? says:

    An opinion?
    Here.. take mine.

    13th on the 13th.

  13. iMoo says:

    I have no opinion. But my eyes hurt from looking at that link.

  14. Huh? says:

    Actually the hurting eyes are from a lack of tasty cheesecake. I suggest taking care of that ASAP.

  15. Sue says:

    Mmmmmm……cheesecake. Yes, please.

  16. Nxxx says:

    Huh?,
    Followed your advice and slept with cheesecake on my eyes.

    They don’t hurt but can’t see a thing.

  17. Huh? says:

    *sniff sniff*
    That…. might not have been cheesecake.

  18. Steve G. says:

    No, no, it was cheesecake. Just not the right kind of cheese.

  19. Huh? says:

    Hmm… That can’t be a Gouda thing,

  20. one man and his mac says:

    Now CARS is the second result when searching for ‘crazy microsoft rumors’. So all those MS fans after rumors will end up here…. so yeah, sue her!

  21. PonyRD says:

    I had heard the Entity would remove creators of such filth suggested as CMRS to another dimension. Why would anyone seriously write rumors about brown zune droppings or even read them?!

    I like rumors about Entity much more anyway.

  22. Ace Deuce says:

    Here’s a Microsoft rumor for you: they will put Windows in everything, and we will have “information at our fingertips.” Any day now.

  23. Nxxx says:

    Is “Windows” the new Micro$oft version of GEM?

  24. iMoo says:

    *furiously working on a recipe for “Mac & cheesecake*

  25. Steve G. says:

    Paula Deen would want you to add bacon. Because, as we all know, everything is better with bacon. (Appy-polly-loggies to the veggies.)

  26. Nxxx says:

    No problem.

    We have access to vegetarian bacon from vegetarian pigs, who fight to reach the slaughter house first.

  27. iMoo says:

    The Mac & cheesecake has been scrapped. The sugar corroded the circuits and the cheese left a strange film all over the screen.

    Now on the menu- Stout macaroni and cheese.

  28. Nxxx says:

    Is that Macaroni the first bloke to send a wireless message over the Pond or a member of the Scottish Clan, please?

  29. Huh? says:

    No, that would be just another feather in your cap.
    You’re thinking of a macaroon.

  30. Office Security Camera says:

    (Ns)CMR — TLTR.

    And I bet it won’t be too long before comments to her posts start appearing from people with names like “Wha…?” and “Xnnn” and “Mother Buggah.”

  31. Steve G. says:

    Too bad that her corporate overlords would probably delete all the “First!” comments. And they certainly wouldn’t allow something like the Giga-Post (5492 comments over 6+ years, and still going).

  32. blank says:

    Might want to add this to the list:

    http://blogs.computerworld.com/19701/the_crazy_apple_rumors_guide_to_ipad_3

    The nerve of some people.

  33. Office Security Camera says:

    “Crazy Apple Rumors Site” — “crazy Apple rumors guide”

    “Jony Ive” — “Jonny Evans”

    Methinks ’tis not only this site’s name he’s nicked…

  34. Steve G. says:

    This is getting squirrelier than the Moltz-Gruber conundrum.

  35. blank says:

    I’d call it the Moltz-Gruber-Macalope conundrum. That’s one disturbing squirrel.

    Take the acorns and go, just don’t hurt me, Sparky!

  36. Steve G. says:

    Please tell me that Moltz isn’t the Macalope. That’s the complete opposite of CARS. Not funny.

  37. Nxxx says:

    Never realised that CARS was supposed to be funny.

  38. The Invisible Evil Lawyer's Choir says:

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    SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE!
    SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE!

  39. Sue says:

    Sigh. Getting so tired of waiting for a new post. Took CARS off my bookmark bar.

    Maybe a new post will be inspired by the March 7th event?

    Anybody want to have a ‘discussion’ that doesn’t include sexbots? Where’s Silly Rabbit when you need him? Men….so unreliable. Rabbits ain’t much use either.

  40. Silly Rabbit says:

    [Silly Rabbit is pouting, arms crossed, facing partly away from you, and looking over his shoulder at you. And… is that a tear in his eye?]

    I don’t even have to say anything to suffer abuse anymore.

    *sniff*

  41. Sue says:

    Aww…. Dinner invitation is still open.

    Here, have a tissue. Buck up and act like a man….er….rabbit.

  42. Nxxx says:

    Rabbits are prototype sexbots.

    • Silly Rabbit says:

      [For some inexplicable reason, Silly Rabbit is inspired to stand a little taller. He reaches over to Sue and snatches the tissue, then noisily blows his nose in it.]

      Thanks!

      […he says, handing it back to Sue.]

      This cold is so bad, it’s been making my eyes water!

  43. Sue says:

    Sigh. It always comes back to sexbots.

  44. Sue says:

    …and disgusting bodily fluids.

  45. Steve G. says:

    What’s wrong with sexbots?

    Now if one of Del’s critters were to tunnel over here from the Giga-Post, then we might have some problems.

  46. Sue says:

    You all can take over now. I busy trying to order my New iPad.

    Later.

  47. Silly Rabbit says:

    Quick… while she’s out… let’s put a thumbtack on her chair!

  48. Nxxx says:

    Please amend previous pst to add “evil” to the rabbit descriptors.

  49. Steve G. says:

    Maybe she’ll be distracted from the tack if we page jump!

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