Nothing. Nadda. Zip. Zilch.

You know, I’d feel bad about us not getting a post together tonight, but I know for a fact that you just come here for the comments anyway, so it’s no big deal.

Anyway, you’ve got the whole weekend ahead of you and a wad of cash in your sweaty little fist (which is all covered in Cheeto dust), so maybe you could dump a little of it on one of our fine advertisers.

There’s Rogue Amoeba. They make good stuff. Although Kafasis tried to kill me that one time.

Well, there’s also Delicious Monster. The things they can do with an iSight camera. Tell you what. Although Shipley did call me a… well, let’s just say he said I like to do something to dogs that I don’t. Totally. I mean… really. I don’t even know how that would work.

Anyway, that brings us to our new advertisers: Shiny White Box and Many Tricks. They also make boss software and so far neither of their CEOs has tried to kill me or accused me of being into bestiality.

Of course, we’ve only just met so…

I should probably give them some time.

…

Do you think Gruber has this kind of relationship with his advertisers?

2,949 thoughts on “Nothing. Nadda. Zip. Zilch.”

  1. Since shiny spoons are so entertaining, someone should play spoons on stage while Nxxx plays sax.

    Or would they just cancel each other out?

  3. I drink claret does that count?

    One small problem. Shiny is so distracted people won’t be able to throw money.

  4. I really like the pirate ads on the top of the page. Del, did you do that just for me?

    I’m honored. Either that or my sock is stuck to the hardwood floor again.

  5. Shiny objects give us the chance to steal their wallets. Now if you’ll please excuse me while I enjoy this spoon…

    Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Shiny!

    MARK

  6. YaY Pirates.

    You know what would be cool? If we built a pirate ship out of aluminum so it would be extra shiny!

  7. Aluminium oxidises easily. So it either has to be anodised and who is going to pay for that or polished continuously.
    Women’s work, methinks.
    Hmmm. I wonder who?

  8. Aluminium oxidises easily. So it either has to be anodised and who is going to pay for that or polished continuously.
    Women’s work, methinks.
    Hmmm. I wonder who?

  9. Aluminium oxidises easily. So it either has to be anodised and who is going to pay for that or polished continuously.
    Women’s work, methinks.
    Hmmm. I wonder who?

  10. Aluminium oxidises easily. So it either has to be anodised and who is going to pay for that or polished continuously.
    Women’s work, methinks.
    Hmmm. I wonder who?

  11. Sorry, I couldn’t resist. And I wanted to help Nxxx, as he was trying very hard to make his point.

  15. Del, first break out the anti-shine goggles. We’ll never get any work done without them. The anodizer is far too sh-Ooooooooooooooooh! I see it guys! I see it! SHINY!

    *Runs off*

    It’s over here! Look at all the pretty shiny bits! And here comes the aluminum!

    MARK

  19. The other display of my incredible power is that both postings are at the same time.
    I am the Ruler of Parallel Universes.
    Good job I’ve got a good spellchequer.

  21. My spidey sense is telling me that another century-jump is coming soon, so fasten your seat belts. Seats in the upright postion, please. Except for hammocks.

    Is your Last Will and Testament up to date?

  23. Please make sure you have your barf bags ready as well. The jump can be a bit disorienting, and, as the junior member here, I’m sure I’d have to clean up.

    MARK

  24. Whoever posts #3000 has to remember to put the cat into the carrier before hitting “Submit Comment” or there will be scratches everywhere. There’s some Dramamine in the jar by the door. (sorry, Sir Paul)

  27. I got the cat and the carrier.

    I hope you don’t mind but I had to take it away from it’s can of salmon and it’s nice warm bed.

    Oh yeah… the kitty might be a bit grumpy. Be careful putting it in the carrier.

  29. Oh Del, no worries. I’m sure you’re over exaggerating the situation.

    Here kitty, let’s put you in your nice and cozy little carrier here…

    *Madness ensues.*

    OH MY GOODNESS! THIS ISN’T A CAT IT’S A DEMON WITH FUR!!

    NOO!
    AHHHHH!!

    THE PAIN! CALL A SURGEON, I WANT MY ARM BACK!!!

    *Madness continues.*

    …

    *Sobbing.*

    I win… But it’s an empty victory.

    Ow.

    *Faints.*

    MARK

  30. Gee, that wasn’t so bad–I slept through the whole thing.

    Did you guys make it in one piece?

  32. Hell. The kid’ll be complaining, providing he’s survived the blood loss. Doesn’t he realise you only need one arm to drink beer?

  35. Great! The rollover would occur on a weekend. 🙁

    Oh well, only 95 to the next one……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

  36. Hey I guess it is time to dust off the replacement limb business. There hasn’t been a huge demand since we stopped playing iFlame tag. I think I still have an arm in your size.

    *Attaches new arm to Psyko*

    Um…. I guess you needed a new right arm. Well enjoy the two lefts, I’ve got the right on backorder. I new something wasn’t right when the arm stuck out the wrong direction.

    Oh well.

  37. Fantastic job Del. Now Psyko can hold my beer but can’t drink it providing I put it in the correct left arm.

  38. Nxxx I think you’d be safe with either hand. I don’t believe Psyko drinks.

    On the other hand, you know I’d be happy to hold a beer for you any time 🙂

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    I HOPE yOV D0N’T H4VE TrOUBlE UNDEr5T4NDINj ME. I WA5 A rIjHTy. IS THErE 4 WAy TO IN5TAll A WrITINj PrOjrAM ON My NEW ArM, DEl?

    MArK

  41. Psyko, I think the best feature is that now you can congratulate yourself by shaking your own hands instead of patting yourself on the back (which always looks lame).

    And if you decide to arm-wrestle yourself, I’m putting my money on you.

  42. We’re done for. Abandoned with the Tunnels uncompleted.
    Let us surrender to fate, after all, as the Irish chiropodist said, “Yer fates in me hands.”.

  45. Since this hangout has a dubious future, I’ve decided I’m going to archive it page by page. I already have the Mega-Post, so I just need to do the Giga-Post and this here Tera-Post.

    Because someday when I show it on Antiques Roadshow, the bearded fellow will tell me that, at auction, my CARS posts could fetch fifty billion quatloos!

  46. No, Ace, the bearded bloke will be long dead before this out rates Shakespeare or even Enid Blyton.

  47. I already went through the archives to find my favorite post to save. A long time a go I had a post about loading an iPod done in Foreigner song titles. I think that is my favorite post ever!

  48. Been practising “Abide with me” for the close down concert but that doesn’t mean you can.

    Anyone know where the best reverberation site is in the Tunnels?

  49. Any junction of three or more tunnels give a good chorus echo effect, damn, I’ll miss this place when it’s torn down to build a parking lot.

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