You know, I’d feel bad about us not getting a post together tonight, but I know for a fact that you just come here for the comments anyway, so it’s no big deal.
Anyway, you’ve got the whole weekend ahead of you and a wad of cash in your sweaty little fist (which is all covered in Cheeto dust), so maybe you could dump a little of it on one of our fine advertisers.
There’s Rogue Amoeba. They make good stuff. Although Kafasis tried to kill me that one time.
Well, there’s also Delicious Monster. The things they can do with an iSight camera. Tell you what. Although Shipley did call me a… well, let’s just say he said I like to do something to dogs that I don’t. Totally. I mean… really. I don’t even know how that would work.
Anyway, that brings us to our new advertisers: Shiny White Box and Many Tricks. They also make boss software and so far neither of their CEOs has tried to kill me or accused me of being into bestiality.
Of course, we’ve only just met so…
I should probably give them some time.
…
Do you think Gruber has this kind of relationship with his advertisers?
From the state of my fingers, yes.
I love hammers.
Never realised you were a soccer fan Del, and what a bizarre choice, West Ham United.
At Redwing games we get to throw octopi on the rink. So does that mean during West Ham United soccer games I get to throw hammers?
And to think, I always thought soccer was boring.
Del, If I could afford it, I’d pay your return fare just to see you brighten up a game I don’t follow.
post script:-British jails are fairly comfortable.
Anyone else noticing if they leave the TP open in a Safari tab all day eventually the amazon MP3 flash adds start it using like 200% of the CPU? ( No really that is what top says Safari is using.)
Del,
You are losing it. Safari is what you go on in Africa not CARS.
You means I hadz it?
I do hope so as someone opined, “Try everything once except incest and folk dancing.” Luckily I just played for the folk dancers and all my relatives are ugly.
Good point Nxxx.
Sorry. I fainted clean away when I saw faint praise with no gainsaying.
There is one thing that watching to many horror movies has taught me. Don’t be the naysayer they always get killed.
Aw, those horror movies are bunk. That stuff never happens! My cousin once wen—[gurkxx].
Damn it Ace, you are a literate guy, so what type of a word is [gurkxx]?
Oh! I get it and will wear a black armband for two minutes as a sign of re giggle spect.
Two whole minutes!?
I aim to stay dead until a proper eulogy is uttered.
Del, When you get to my age, planning beyond two minutes is chancy.
It’s a monday morning and I’m out of coffee 🙁
Just have someone paint your eyelids so you appear alert and you’ll be set for the day.
Get them tattooed and you’ll be set for life.
We had a Bank Holiday on Monday.
The swines still kept the doors locked and wouldn’t let us look around. What kind of holiday is that for a Bank.
Just installed the Safari version of Adblock. It is sweet! No more amazon flash ads crashing my browser.
Does Amazon advertise flashing now?
I hate it when flashy amazons browse my crasher. They should make a plug-in for that.
My problem is that Safari has forgotten how to visit secure servers, so I have to switch to Camino or FireFox to do my wheel ‘n’ dealin’.
They do make that plugin Ace,
http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash&promoid=BUIGP
Del,
Can’t help but notice that’s for Prods. Are there suitable versions for Catholics and Atheists?
Sorry it looks like there are only Prod versions ;(
Happy Labor, see I even spelt it your way, Day.
Just one thing, is it only celebrated by pregnant women?
It is celebrated by pregnant women and men who are not the father.
My Cinema Display has a dead pixel. Please join me in a moment of silence.
Thank you.
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Ace,
Black Mark. You conned me into making the jump.
It was good of you to do the honors. Ever since they instituted the toll on page jumps, I’ve found I never have sufficient change in my pocket.
The answer is to carry only paper money. To help you, send me all of your coinage and I’ll take a chance on clearing the jump with the added weight.
Wonder if there might be a medal in this?
The Page Jump is slated to be included in the 2012 Summer Olympics: go for the Gold, Nxxx!
Is their platinum? I’d like to go for that.
It would match your hair.
It would match your hair.
I wish! I only have one grey hair. Waiting for the day for them all to be grey.
You can borrow mine.
It would be easy, it’s all falling out.
Of course that raises the question is it better to weld, splice, or stick the new hair to my head?
Recommend small nails.
The blood soon dries out.
Static electricity works pretty well for me, as long as I run in the direction of the breeze.
Yes, but is that static electricity created by friction with your silk underwear or a Van der Graff generator, Ace?
Oooh I think we need to test that. To the science cave & the LHC!
As you’ve mentioned the LHC, the guy who turned it on and has been one of those responsible for its construction, comes from my home town, Aberdare.
Go on, admit it, you’ve never heard of it.
Correct. I’ve never heard of Aberdare. Nor have I heard of the Large Hadron Collider or CERN.
The Higgs boson I think was named after a friend of my mom’s cousin, who was a merchant seaman.
That’s right: his friend was a bosun named Higgs.
Ace,
I’m disappointed with you, it is spelt boatswain and pronounced bosun.
And how do YOU generate static electricity, answer the previous enquiry please.
My method is to rub two cats together.
Doesn’t that make them stick to your silk underclothes, or has Del modified them with dark matter.