Nothing. Nadda. Zip. Zilch.

You know, I’d feel bad about us not getting a post together tonight, but I know for a fact that you just come here for the comments anyway, so it’s no big deal.

Anyway, you’ve got the whole weekend ahead of you and a wad of cash in your sweaty little fist (which is all covered in Cheeto dust), so maybe you could dump a little of it on one of our fine advertisers.

There’s Rogue Amoeba. They make good stuff. Although Kafasis tried to kill me that one time.

Well, there’s also Delicious Monster. The things they can do with an iSight camera. Tell you what. Although Shipley did call me a… well, let’s just say he said I like to do something to dogs that I don’t. Totally. I mean… really. I don’t even know how that would work.

Anyway, that brings us to our new advertisers: Shiny White Box and Many Tricks. They also make boss software and so far neither of their CEOs has tried to kill me or accused me of being into bestiality.

Of course, we’ve only just met so…

I should probably give them some time.

Do you think Gruber has this kind of relationship with his advertisers?

2,949 thoughts on “Nothing. Nadda. Zip. Zilch.”

  1. Del,
    I’m confused. Could you please proffer an explanation of running balloons on cats? It’s the chemistry, engineering and technology that intrigues me.

  2. You just need a treadmill, a washing machine, 40 gallons of heavy water, and then you can run balloons on cats.

  3. Which Intelligence agency are you connected with, Ace? Didn’t realise anybody in the States knew I flirted with a MiniSail and spent many happy years racing her.
    That’s the only scow that I’ve associated with.

  4. Seriously worried about this item about an experiment regarding cars. No not Crazy etc..

    To see if this reflex extends to automobiles, a team of researchers led by Karl Grammer of the University of Vienna asked 40 young adults — half women, half men — to rate the front ends of 38 recent-model cars, all of the same colour.

    “Half women, half men”. Del have you been messing around again?

  5. If the half ‘n’ half people dress like Ralph on “Green Acres,” there shouldn’t be a problem, especially if they are named Pat, Chris, Kim, Dale, Jackie, Sandy, and Val.

  6. Oh, so they are gals, not halflings? I couldn’t tell. Dr. Frank-N-Furter forgot to put the labels on.

  7. I always thought Del was of the opposite gender. With a name like Del, you can be any gender you want to be.

    Some clever parents named their twins Melanie and Melvin, both Mel for short. I could never be sure which was which as they were almost identical.

  8. Mel is also short for Melissa. But yes they are both and halflings and girls…. Wait are we getting back to the old MegaPostian roots with Dwarf and/or midget Porn?

  9. Getting worried as it is three whole days since the last post. Still I suppose Del will reappear with a big smile on her face.

  10. Since I try to post only when I can think of something to say, my comments will become fewer and fewer as my mind goes.

    I know, it’s never stopped me before…

  11. One can of Cheez Whiz and a bottle of beer is headed your way.

    For some reason the sexbot I’ve been testing keeps asking for money. I hope a service pack comes soon to fix it, because I’m running low on funds.

  12. *Picks up banjo and using up picking, frailing and double thumbing just to show off*
    “Down the road here from me,
    There’s an old hollow tree
    Where I lay me down a dollar or two.
    I go round the bend and when I return………………………………………………

  13. Moonshine. I went into a liquor store and asked where they kept the moonshine. They looked at me like I was crazy and tried to sell me some Akvavit.

    So, what do you ask for if you really want moonshine?

  14. An old Irish trick in trying to get Poteen through UK customs was to declare it as Holy Water. When it was shown to be alcoholic, the usual exclamation was “Another miracle!”.

  15. Ace thats the point of moonshine…. you can’t buy it in the stores. You find some toothless hillbilly and get it from them. Warning do not buy moonshine from the blind toothless hillbillies since they still use led kit.

  16. Light Emitting Diodes in a still.
    Your toothless blind hillbillies using modern technology? We still use peat, wood, coke or coal.

  17. Sorry I haven’t been around for awhile… though it seems that I’m not the only one. Went ahead and got a life,… and dammmmn, it sucks.

  18. I had a life for a while, but I messed with it and voided the warranty. Now it’s broken and I can’t afford to get it fixed.

  19. For best results, glue before rinsing.

    Mr. Lennon said that life is what happens while you’re busy making other plans. Death is what happens when you neglect breathing.

    Note to self: in … out … in … out …

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