Crazy Apple Rumors Site is on indefinite hyenas.
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Wait, that’s not right…
Oh, no, it is. Upon closer inspection, these do indeed appear to be some indeterminable kind of hyena.
Man, it’s a good thing they’re asleep! Ha-ha! What with the fangs and all!
Ahh…
Anyway, more to the point, we’re also on hiatus.
So that’s why we are here.
Who needs babes? I thought we had the betas of the lesbian ninja sexbots.
Oh. [Head slap.] I just read my own writing. Now I get it. Where are the babes (besides, Del, I mean)?
Del is really a babe? Is (s)he it cheap and easy?
Babe, yes. Cheap, No. Easy? Nothing in these forums is easy, you should know that!
Moof,
How dare you question De’s purity.
My seconds will call on you demanding satisfaction.
No. We don’t want Mick Jagger.
I have no doubt Del is pure of heart. Have your seconds be very wary of the sign at the door, assuming they get by the dogs. The sign reads “Never mind the dogs, beware of the Owner”. Lately, I’ve been accused of looking rather rough around the edges and have been unjustly accused of misusing ponies, old alpha versions of the sexbots (twins!) and old women.
Moof,
That’s why I’m sending the seconds.
I call thirds.
*sigh*
Just want all of you here at the Hiatal-Post to know that this place is very important to me, and I expect to make a significant contribution here in the not-too distant future.
*Note to self: that should buy me some time…*
I am waiting with baited breath.
BTW:-What bait do you suggest I use?
Good choice. If you waited with ‘bated (abated) breath, you would soon asphyxiate. This way, you’ll merely have to deal with an obnoxious cat.
Cats aren’t obnoxious. Ninja kittens are another matter.
And cookies with opposable thumbs are REALLY obnoxious!
I dated a girl named cookie once. She WAS REALLY obnoxious!
That must have been a crumby date.
Was her dandruff that bad?
She was a real flake!
All those friggin’ wasted egos getting wasted in wasteland. Time for a road trip, Howard!
As it is breakfast time here, I quite fancy a fried ego.
You’ve been watching too many “This is your brain on drugs; any questions?” commercials!
Excellent commercials! Especially when stoned. I’d tell my friend “Crispy” about them, but his mind is permanently fried.
I can recommend Matt Groening’s high school film debut, “Drugs: Killers or Dillers?”
Dillers?
Dill pickles are called gherkins over here or Wallies if you’re in the chip shop.
Are you seriously suggesting that gherkins are hallucinogenic?
Just popping out to get a jar.
Dillers as in Phyllis Diller, obviously.
By way of illustration:
Illustrative AND Enlightening! My world will never be the same.