You know, I’d feel bad about us not getting a post together tonight, but I know for a fact that you just come here for the comments anyway, so it’s no big deal.
Anyway, you’ve got the whole weekend ahead of you and a wad of cash in your sweaty little fist (which is all covered in Cheeto dust), so maybe you could dump a little of it on one of our fine advertisers.
There’s Rogue Amoeba. They make good stuff. Although Kafasis tried to kill me that one time.
Well, there’s also Delicious Monster. The things they can do with an iSight camera. Tell you what. Although Shipley did call me a… well, let’s just say he said I like to do something to dogs that I don’t. Totally. I mean… really. I don’t even know how that would work.
Anyway, that brings us to our new advertisers: Shiny White Box and Many Tricks. They also make boss software and so far neither of their CEOs has tried to kill me or accused me of being into bestiality.
Of course, we’ve only just met so…
I should probably give them some time.
…
Do you think Gruber has this kind of relationship with his advertisers?
I met a girl once named Latrine. She escaped her parents’ cruelty by legally changing her name to Eau d’ Toilette, and is now a perfume mogul.
I just got to thinking about the whole Tera-Post thing. I think we should reserve all discussions about Microsoft for the Tera-Post.
That way if anyone wants to know what I think of Vista, I can say, “It’s on the TP.”
Croutons or candy corn?
Both. What kind of wine goes with that?
Wine?
What kind of poncy alcoholic and drunken inadequate hang around here?
Methyl alcohol is the only drink.
You can also run diggers on it.
No not Ockers Streetrabbit, mechanical diggers.
I recommend either the ’01 Chateauneuf du Pape, or Saint Emillion from 1998 or 2000 with croutons. If you’re going with the candy corn or with both, I suggest the ’07 Cisco or possibly a recent vintage of Thunderbird.
Nikola Tesla was right.
where is everybody? i know you all aren’t watching the SuperBowl. except for the commercials which will definitely be debuting the Beatles on iTunes. if i’m wrong, may i be summarily executed by a starved (of food and affection) band of NFL Sexbot®™ cheerleaders.
oh yeah, Apple will be debuting Sexbot®™ cheerleaders today, and if i’m wrong, may i have Zunes surgically attached to my ears set to continually Squirt®™ the B sides of Spears, Simpson, Ashlee (pre-nose job), Simpson, Jessica (pre-ProActiv treatments) and William Hung’s enrapturing rendition of “I like big butts” sung at 79.3 bpm until i bleed from the ears. and, by contract, from the anus.
hmm, i’ll have to read that boilerplate again.
Re: #35
No, I most definitely meant Tera Patrick. The following links are provided for educational purposes only.
Safe for work site: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tera_Patrick
Not safe for work (or Mom’s basement) site: http://clubtera.com/
Hmm, what a letdown, the Stupor Bowl was quite anti-climactic. So, I guess I’ll be reporting to Redmond for my personal Zune fitting.
I only saw one mention of Apple at the Stupid Bowl, on a freaking hair coloring ad.
If you want to look like a bimbo you have to download it from iTunes, iGuess.
Hey, since I completely missed the Mega-Post, and only saw the last dwindling remains of the Giga-Post, can I get in on the Tera-Post?
I always have some TP lying around, so it only seems fair to share it with others, right? Of course, I’m not too shabby at swinging a pick-axe, either. That’d be handy for all that digging, wouldn’t it?
Please, oh please let me join the hallowed ranks of the likes of Huh? and his Pantsâ„¢, Del, Psycho, Ace Deuce, Rip Ragged, OMGHAX, Carbonfish, the Col., and especially Mr. Moltz.
Just tell me what I can to be a contributing member! I’ll even be kitty food for Del’s ninja kittens, (I thought of offering myself as kitty litter, but that’s asking just a little too much, even of me.)
Thank you in advance for all your considerations. Yours truly,
Reality Distortion Field? What Reality Distortion Field?
Hey, since I completely missed the Mega-Post, and only saw the last dwindling remains of the Giga-Post, can I get in on the Tera-Post?
I always have some TP lying around, so it only seems fair to share it with others, right? Of course, I’m not too shabby at swinging a pick-axe, either. That’d be handy for all that digging, wouldn’t it?
Please, oh please let me join the hallowed ranks of the likes of Huh? and his Pantsâ„¢, Del, Psycho, Ace Deuce, Rip Ragged, OMGHAX, Carbonfish, the Col., and especially Mr. Moltz.
Just tell me what I can to be a contributing member! I’ll even be kitty food for Del’s ninja kittens, (I thought of offering myself as kitty litter, but that’s asking just a little too much, even of me.)
Thank you in advance for all your considerations. Yours truly,
Reality Distortion Field? What Reality Distortion Field?
Hey, since I completely missed the Mega-Post, and only saw the last dwindling remains of the Giga-Post, can I get in on the Tera-Post?
I always have some TP lying around, so it only seems fair to share it with others, right? Of course, I’m not too shabby at swinging a pick-axe, either. That’d be handy for all that digging, wouldn’t it?
Please, oh please let me join the hallowed ranks of the likes of Huh? and his Pantsâ„¢, Del, Psycho, Ace Deuce, Rip Ragged, OMGHAX, Carbonfish, the Col., and especially Mr. Moltz.
Just tell me what I can to be a contributing member! I’ll even be kitty food for Del’s ninja kittens, (I thought of offering myself as kitty litter, but that’s asking just a little too much, even of me.)
Thank you in advance for all your considerations. Yours truly,
Reality Distortion Field? What Reality Distortion Field?
Hey, since I completely missed the Mega-Post, and only saw the last dwindling remains of the Giga-Post, can I get in on the Tera-Post?
I always have some TP lying around, so it only seems fair to share it with others, right? Of course, I’m not too shabby at swinging a pick-axe, either. That’d be handy for all that digging, wouldn’t it?
Please, oh please let me join the hallowed ranks of the likes of Huh? and his Pantsâ„¢, Del, Psycho, Ace Deuce, Rip Ragged, OMGHAX, Carbonfish, the Col., and especially Mr. Moltz.
Just tell me what I can to be a contributing member! I’ll even be kitty food for Del’s ninja kittens, (I thought of offering myself as kitty litter, but that’s asking just a little too much, even of me.)
Thank you in advance for all your considerations. Yours truly,
Reality Distortion Field? What Reality Distortion Field?
Hey, since I completely missed the Mega-Post, and only saw the last dwindling remains of the Giga-Post, can I get in on the Tera-Post?
I always have some TP lying around, so it only seems fair to share it with others, right? Of course, I’m not too shabby at swinging a pick-axe, either. That’d be handy for all that digging, wouldn’t it?
Please, oh please let me join the hallowed ranks of the likes of Huh? and his Pantsâ„¢, Del, Psycho, Ace Deuce, Rip Ragged, OMGHAX, Carbonfish, the Col., and especially Mr. Moltz.
Just tell me what I can to be a contributing member! I’ll even be kitty food for Del’s ninja kittens, (I thought of offering myself as kitty litter, but that’s asking just a little too much, even of me.)
Thank you in advance for all your considerations. Yours truly,
Reality Distortion Field? What Reality Distortion Field?
Hey, since I completely missed the Mega-Post, and only saw the last dwindling remains of the Giga-Post, can I get in on the Tera-Post?
I always have some TP lying around, so it only seems fair to share it with others, right? Of course, I’m not too shabby at swinging a pick-axe, either. That’d be handy for all that digging, wouldn’t it?
Please, oh please let me join the hallowed ranks of the likes of Huh? and his Pantsâ„¢, Del, Psycho, Ace Deuce, Rip Ragged, OMGHAX, Carbonfish, the Col., and especially Mr. Moltz.
Just tell me what I can to be a contributing member! I’ll even be kitty food for Del’s ninja kittens, (I thought of offering myself as kitty litter, but that’s asking just a little too much, even of me.)
Thank you in advance for all your considerations. Yours truly,
Reality Distortion Field? What Reality Distortion Field?
Hey, since I completely missed the Mega-Post, and only saw the last dwindling remains of the Giga-Post, can I get in on the Tera-Post?
I always have some TP lying around, so it only seems fair to share it with others, right? Of course, I’m not too shabby at swinging a pick-axe, either. That’d be handy for all that digging, wouldn’t it?
Please, oh please let me join the hallowed ranks of the likes of Huh? and his Pantsâ„¢, Del, Psycho, Ace Deuce, Rip Ragged, OMGHAX, Carbonfish, the Col., and especially Mr. Moltz.
Just tell me what I can to be a contributing member! I’ll even be kitty food for Del’s ninja kittens, (I thought of offering myself as kitty litter, but that’s asking just a little too much, even of me.)
Thank you in advance for all your considerations. Yours truly,
Reality Distortion Field? What Reality Distortion Field?
So I actually get first post and my user name doesn’t even show? Thats the price I pay for posting from my new Black MacBook!
why, oh why, is the giga-post broken. Did I miss something here??
oh right, I was off trying to have a life…
2000guitars,
After reading every comment posted on half a dozen other blogs, I perpetuate the inanity by writing something even more useless on mine.
A life? What’s that about? Please report back.
Back off. I need fifteen more minutes. The new National Geographic is here with a photo gallery from Zimbabwe.
Geez. Working from the library can be a pain in the ass sometimes.
If you are really twisted, make this page your home page and you’ll never miss the cheerbot action.
That’s right, hang out at the Tera-Post, where anything can happen but usually doesn’t.
We have various domesticated and wild animals in our biting zoo, and there is a special room for agoraphobes.
You can demo the iFlame and iFlume, try on different sexbots to see what fits, talk like a pirate and launch pumpkins in Del’s catapult. It’s all ages (including the jurassic) and the beer is free as in “free beer,” not “Free Angela Davis.”
The Tera-Post as home page. Of course.
The Stupidbowl was lame again this year. Next year I think I’ll watch the conference championships, then spend the day out in town all by myself on stupor Sunday.
The worst thing is that I can *NEVER* eat another Snickers bar. From now on I won’t be able to even look at a Snickers bar without thinking “EEEEeeeeeeew. Ick.“
Why are you bunch of donuts nattering on about the Superbowl?
Sadly the most important event in the world was Wales being beaten by Ireland, the shoulder to shoulder side, at home.
The end of the world is nigh, but before that, the American Sevens side was coming along nicely at the New Zealand round.
So the Stupor Bowl is history.
That was real enlightening. (NOT!)
YAY! I have a new post to call home. The Tera-Post it is. I’ve been all lonely without the Giga-Post.
I was close to offereing Moltz a large sum of money to fix it, but this comment area looks nice so I’ll start the ordering process to get the jacuzzi, sexbot race track, pudding wrestling pit, jelly wrestling pit, and mud wrestling pit installed. (Yes the pudding is wireless.) All our booze and cheeze-whiz is still n the Giga-Post so we’ll need a few cases of that. Does anyone have time to get some midgets? I don’t think I’ve got time today with all the other arraignments and this place just won’t feel at home without Lesbian Ninja Midgets. Of course on such short notice any midget will do.
Have you seen the add for yFlicks? “Not just for viewing your latest Lesbian Ninja Sex-bot footage.” I can’t think of a better ad to start the new Mega-Giga-Tera Post off.
Just don’t stick your tongue on the Tera Post. It will freeze solid.
(It was -31 F here this AM; that’s -35 C for those of you across the pond. Or anywhere else in the world, for that matter.)
Of course, up in Winnipeg, it was -40. At that temperature, it doesn’t matter what scale you are on. Except Kelvin, can’t do negative Kelvin.
(Does this count toward the Tera Post? or do I need to disparage the Zune or Moltz or Gruber or…)
Not Moltz! Don’t dis him; he’s the host!
Don’t worry, Del. I picked up a six-pack of midgets at the convenience store, then I went across town to the inconvenience store (I hate how you have to climb over the Cyclone fence) and grabbed a six-pack of dwidgets and a bag of assorted gadgets.
Then I started to fidget, as I had forgotten the entertainment, so I went to Video Bargainville and rented “Gidget.”
Now all we need is popcorn or the equivalent.
And the last time I tried wrestling pudding, it got the butter of me.
“It’s a long long way to Tipper-Tera-posty”
Everyone join in, we can’t do this thing unless we all pitch in !!!!
Moltz you need to go on vacation, which is how the whole mega thing started.
Long Live The Tera Post!!!!!! What direction shall we dig, I think sideways would be interesting.~
Sorry gang I am late getting to the Tera-Post. Was at the Inconvenience store and someone took the last 6-pack of dwidgets. So I just got a case of TP, a case of dwarves. I know midgets are better, but these were on sale.
And I know we nixed the irradiated badgers but do we still want to used the meth-fueled prairie dogs. I think they would be good for starter holes.
One unfortunate spark and those meth-fueled prairie dogs could go off like a compact nuclear device. I think the coal fired prairie dogs are safer, but we would need to vent all that smoke.”???”z
The greenhouse gas emitters are problematic: even Dubya has had to admit it.
Don’t we have any nuke-powered diggers? There were some in the garage last week, I think.
Hey this post has a sweet locale. I just noticed how close it is to the waterfall over there. Once I finish hooking up the giant turbines we should have free hydro-electric power! No more causing brownouts to the eastern seaboard, no more having to bribe the meter reader with sexbots and midgets so he keeps the bill low. No more shall the comments run out of power causing them to stall like the Giga-Post and the Mega-Post before it.
Think of what we can accomplish with an free source of power.
MMWAAAAA HAAA HAAA HAAAAAAAA
And with all that free power, we could generate hydrogen by electrolysis, and then use the hydrogen to power the latest in fuel-cell prairie dogs. We will be so GREEN!
[Grin]
Bleh.
Hey, this place is starting to look real nice. A few holes here and there…
As soon a Del gets the hydro station up, we can get the iFlume running.
Nice.
I noticed the grass is getting a bit tall, though.
I’ll be right back. Got some cows that’ll take of this place in a jiffy.
When they’re done, burgers for everyone. Except the vegitarians.
Sorry guys…
Um, could someone get this prairie dog off me. The leg-humping is getting a bit annoying.
I brought TP. Is it okay if I brought my own prairie dogs? They’re not fuel cell. They run on Tater Tots, Rose’s Lime Juice, and Neutral shoe polish (Kiwi). They run pretty clean, even though it kind of smells like an airport men’s room.
I don’t care if it is my brand. I don’t smoke ’em if they have lipstick on ’em. That’s just nasty.
Re: #78
With all the interconnected prairie dog mounds, the individual holes should provide adequate venting.
Typing would be easier if it weren’t a brisk 60F here in the home office, with the heater set at 70F. Damn concrete slab and 10F temperatures!
Anybody seen any womprats? I used to bullseye womprats in my T-16 back home, and they’re not much bigger than two meters.
Hey Huh?, quit sniveling about a little prairie dog action. Think of all those poor tech reporters trying to shake Gates off their Dockers. Now that’s nasty.
Cheez Whiz, Ritz, and a can of Schmidt’s. Life is good.
I know it’s tempting, but don’t play Whack-a-Mole with those prairie dogs. They need to be watered and fed, and pampered with things they like. Luckily they really dig tunnels.
Rip, thank you for spelling Cheez Whiz correctly. After all, Moltz started this particular post with product placement.
For the record, I don’t snivel.
I whine.
Thank you.
The crazy eighty-eights!!!!
“They thought it sounded cool …”
What movie’s that from? I’ll give you five crazyapplerumors bucks if you know!
Not sure, but there’s a dead Bill over in the corner…
Bill? Where? Oh, I see it, attached to that duck. It appears to be inebriated. Let’s see what happens when I sneak up behind Huh? and stuff it down his Pants™®
Will it be the Texas Two-Step?
Sorry to be a wet blanket, but has anyone applied for planning and development permission?
If not, it might be wise, as the local council can get quite nasty if you don’t fill in the required forms.
Pant-a-Loon, made from cotton duck.
Ahh, the smell of coffee in the morning…
Wait, that’s not coffee, it’s Ovaltine with Postum and Marmite!
Suddenly….
My Pantsâ„¢ feel quite sung.
hmmm…
Not bad.