You know, I’d feel bad about us not getting a post together tonight, but I know for a fact that you just come here for the comments anyway, so it’s no big deal.
Anyway, you’ve got the whole weekend ahead of you and a wad of cash in your sweaty little fist (which is all covered in Cheeto dust), so maybe you could dump a little of it on one of our fine advertisers.
There’s Rogue Amoeba. They make good stuff. Although Kafasis tried to kill me that one time.
Well, there’s also Delicious Monster. The things they can do with an iSight camera. Tell you what. Although Shipley did call me a… well, let’s just say he said I like to do something to dogs that I don’t. Totally. I mean… really. I don’t even know how that would work.
Anyway, that brings us to our new advertisers: Shiny White Box and Many Tricks. They also make boss software and so far neither of their CEOs has tried to kill me or accused me of being into bestiality.
Of course, we’ve only just met so…
I should probably give them some time.
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Do you think Gruber has this kind of relationship with his advertisers?
According to membership article 4 we can now be considered as a potential large thread, tera-post if you will.
Read the articles of association here http://www.thickopedia.org
Has someone been messing with my medicine?
So I just started a new Anime series. If the rest of the discs are as funny as the first I think it is going to be right up their with Hellsing (TOS) and Hyperpolice. It is called Kiddy Grade and it is SOOOoooooo Silly. One of the weapons is a tube of lipstick that when you write on something you can pull the lipstick off in a long whip thing.
It is exactly what I’m looking for in an Anime series right now.
YAY!
But does it have Evil Goatsâ„¢ or kittens? (or tentacle porn) If not, that anime is obviously inferior.
So far there has only been robots, but the computer that runs the ship is really neat. It does have underage scantily clad females. One is probably around 13 (they say she is several years younger than the 16 year old).
I get the second disk today. If I get a chance to watch it I’ll let you know the progress.
Del, thanks for putting a link to the Tera post in today’s comments. It reminded me to come back and add to the pile.
Good to see you all again!
I think that it is very appropriate that the TeraPost started out life as a response to “Nothing. Nadda. Zip. Zilch.”
Very Appropriate.
I think we need to give up on the solar powered prairie dogs, the holes are getting so deep that even a fully charged praire dogs runs out of juice before it makes it to the bottom of the shaft.’
Hey, like wow (you know, not one of them Vista wows) triple digits on my lost post, we’re really movin’ now.
Elephants are responsible for killing more human beings than any other animal.
Where do you want them?
Feng Shui allowing.
I would have put my money on mosquito for animal that has killed more humans than anything else. That is why I’ve been crossing them with elephants to make elequito’s. They are huge and fly through the air. Be careful because their droppings are more dangerous than a flying pony by about 1.2 tons.
All this talk about a place with a waterfall and tunnels reminds me of a place I visited a number of years ago.
I left after the grue moved in.
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West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
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An iFlame will keep grues at bay. Just don’t run out of fuel at the end of the tunnel.
And over on the current post, there is an attack of ligatures!
e.g., fluoride
Grues are scary. I wonder if grues are similar to undead kittens? They both look and feel very similar in the dark.
Gee, I didn’t even realize until today that the Giga-post died. Must have been one hell of a funeral, sorry I missed it.
That’s the story of my life – I miss all the good stuff … dying. You see, I have this issue with death. I don’t trust him, so I stay as far away as possible.
So now we’re firing up the Tera-Post, or TP for short. Sweet, I always can use more TP in my shorts!
But now I’m feeling angry at missing the death knell of the GP. Did anyone see where Vista went, I want to kick his sorry ass again.
The good news Ace is I’m right here with ya. At least physically, mentally I think I’m still having a nasty Winblows induced flashback, but I’m getting used to that. It’s like being raped by demons in the hottest corners of hell, at first it seems unbearably horrible but after a while you get used to it. Eventually some people even get to like it. I just wish it was more like dropping acid and less like …. well, less like being raped by demons in the hottest corners of hell.
J0n- look mailbox
Yes, look in the mailbox, maybe the cold fusion powered prairie dogs I bid on last week on Ebay came in. I thought three bars of gold pressed latinum would drive away all the other bidders, (Unless that guy with the quatlos started bidding again)
I can’t pass it up guys, here it is….. eleventy-onee
Kewl! I know ColdFusion, and the two different Star Trek references.
And today, awaiting the arrival of the Snow Storm of the Century, I had the distinct pleasure of reading about a psycho, love-stricken astronaut (no relation to Lesbian Ninja Sexbots) and Gill Bates lack of “Wow” in various interviews regarding Vis… Vi… Vist… I can’t say it!
Anyway, quite entertaining. Gill Bates, not the other thing.
Kewl! I know ColdFusion, and the two different Star Trek references.
And today, awaiting the arrival of the Snow Storm of the Century, I had the distinct pleasure of reading about a psycho, love-stricken astronaut (no relation to Lesbian Ninja Sexbots) and Gill Bates lack of “Wow” in various interviews regarding Vis… Vi… Vist… I can’t say it!
Anyway, quite entertaining. Gill Bates, not the other thing.
Kewl! I know ColdFusion, and the two different Star Trek references.
And today, awaiting the arrival of the Snow Storm of the Century, I had the distinct pleasure of reading about a psycho, love-stricken astronaut (no relation to Lesbian Ninja Sexbots) and Gill Bates lack of “Wow” in various interviews regarding Vis… Vi… Vist… I can’t say it!
Anyway, quite entertaining. Gill Bates, not the other thing.
Kewl! I know ColdFusion, and the two different Star Trek references.
And today, awaiting the arrival of the Snow Storm of the Century, I had the distinct pleasure of reading about a psycho, love-stricken astronaut (no relation to Lesbian Ninja Sexbots) and Gill Bates lack of “Wow” in various interviews regarding Vis… Vi… Vist… I can’t say it!
Anyway, quite entertaining. Gill Bates, not the other thing.
Kewl! I know ColdFusion, and the two different Star Trek references.
And today, awaiting the arrival of the Snow Storm of the Century, I had the distinct pleasure of reading about a psycho, love-stricken astronaut (no relation to Lesbian Ninja Sexbots) and Gill Bates lack of “Wow” in various interviews regarding Vis… Vi… Vist… I can’t say it!
Anyway, quite entertaining. Gill Bates, not the other thing.
Kewl! I know ColdFusion, and the two different Star Trek references.
And today, awaiting the arrival of the Snow Storm of the Century, I had the distinct pleasure of reading about a psycho, love-stricken astronaut (no relation to Lesbian Ninja Sexbots) and Gill Bates lack of “Wow” in various interviews regarding Vis… Vi… Vist… I can’t say it!
Anyway, quite entertaining. Gill Bates, not the other thing.
Kewl! I know ColdFusion, and the two different Star Trek references.
And today, awaiting the arrival of the Snow Storm of the Century, I had the distinct pleasure of reading about a psycho, love-stricken astronaut (no relation to Lesbian Ninja Sexbots) and Gill Bates lack of “Wow” in various interviews regarding Vis… Vi… Vist… I can’t say it!
Anyway, quite entertaining. Gill Bates, not the other thing.
Dachsund Ribs, Medium?
Dinner’s Ready Men?
Depressed Republican Monkeys?
David Retorts, Maybe?
Are the prairie dogs ready yet? Dammit. Hurry up. They can put their make up on in the car.
Wahoo! My first ever post and it’s on the Tera Post!
There we have the plan. When the TeraPost dies – The Ever Post.
Then we can all have our first Ever Post.
Wow. I’ve never seen peanut butter do that before.
Oooo, I see you found my trained peanut butter. Be careful, it REALLY hates jelly.
Nasty…
Anyway, I finally got the drunken duck out of my Pantsâ„¢(it kinda started to stink). Thanks 2000Guitars…
I’m having trouble cross-connecting the cold-fusion generator and the feedback diagnostic circuitry.
Last thing we want is to have one of the prairie dogs go boom with someone near by. Plus, think of how many tunnels it would ruin.
I’m thinking shunting the motivator across the flux capacitor might do the trick.
Does this make my spleen look big?
I have a question, if I’m allowed to ask one: How long were the Mega-Post and Giga-Post? Does the Tera-Post have a chance?
And, since no one else brought this up before (which, in the few months I’ve been lurking and slowly posting seems rather odd, but then again, what’s “odd” around here anyway?), but this started on Friday. Which is Crazy Apple Help Desk day. Where the f%$! is the Help Desk?!?!
Q: I’d like some help getting Vista?
A: You forced a question. Look outside.
Q: What?
A: Vista. It means “view” in Spanish. Look outside, you’ll get your view.
Q: Why Spanish?
A: Why not. And for no reason, “Fumo”.
Q: Huh?
A: Spanish for “I smoke”. I was just reading some headlines, and Fumo got indicted today on 139 counts.
Q: What’s that got to do with Vista?
A: Nothing, but at least you asked a question. He’s a state senator from PA, represents my home district in Philly. Says (and I can’t believe this will be the most accurate thing ever on CARS), “I believe in my heart that I haven’t done anything wrong.” Apparently there are 139 reasons to disagree.
Q: This is really no help.
A: I help those who help themselves. Or something like that.
Del,
Must take issue with you regarding mossies. It is Malaria that kills, not the Mosquito.
When was the last time you saw a Mosquito trampling a human or lifting a person in its trunk prior to dashing it on the ground?
Just a moment.
Upon further consideration, you are correct.
The Mega-Post was stopped by Masako at 3821 comments, and the Giga-Post ended at 2603.
We’re taking wagers on the final count of the Tera-Post. I’m betting my bippy that we won’t get past 2602, because of the impending heat-death of the universe.
Now, I’m not an engineer, but I’m thinking we have too many tunnels going at once. It looks like an ant farm here. Shouldn’t we tackle one destination at a time?
Actually, the tunnels loop into themselves.
Kinda moebius-like.
I expect a rip in the space-time continum right about…
Actually, the tunnels loop into themselves.
Kinda moebius-like.
I expect a rip in the space-time continum right about…
Actually, the tunnels loop into themselves.
Kinda moebius-like.
I expect a rip in the space-time continum right about…
So I’d gone to the fridge to see if there was any of that herring strudel left and there’re ants the size of cats in there, which is strange enough in itself, but these ants are dressed in lederhosen!
They aren’t ants, they’re cockroaches! I know it’s hard to tell the difference with the lederhosen.
And then another post so I snag 5 cubed!
Sorry Streetrabbit. Another experiment of mine gone awry. I figured who is more industrious than ants and the Bavarians make some pretty fine beer. I thought if I put them together I’d have all the beer the TP could ever need. Especially with all the new guests here.
Well it is not working out. It seems all they are good for is getting drunk and eating everything! I was about to call the exterminator, but thought it would be more fun to cross shrews with with Frenchman and set the result on the Bavariants. I think they will be ready to release tomorrow.
Whu huah hueah heey!
Aight homies. Keep it real.
Hey, I just took the time to read the comments here and guess what! I am apparantly in a hallowed rank! Didn’t know that. I kinda thought I was a no0b. But hey. Sounds good to me.
Del, if the beret wearing shrews don’t work out. I have a batch of hummingbirds I crossed with Italians. I think that will do the trick
Huh?, instead of shunting the motivator across the flux capacitor, you might try connecting the plasma conduit to the oscillation overthruster. Buckeroo said that that had a better chance of working.
Ahhh, the smell of coffee in the morning! Wait, that’s not coffee, it’s Texas tea! Oil, that is. Black gold. Bubbling crude.
We’ve struck oil! Saudi Arabia, Russia, Venezuela, Nigeria, Canada, and now the Tera-Post! We’ve struck it rich!
Now I’ll be able to afford an iPhone.
Huh? while you at it could you add a couple of GPS units multilinked with directional transmitters. I think that would solve the multiple tunnels and rip in the space-time continuim mobius holes.
Cold-fusion prairie dogs why hydrogen fuel cell back ups, we need to be careful during the hunting season. Maybe dress them up as girl scouts will reduce the chances of them being shot
Ace, some guys are up at the entrance talking about the pressure in their pipeline has dropped to nothing, nadda, zip zilch, ~
Ace,
I think i’d rather have the coffee.
Well, here’s the next-gen prototype iPrairieDog.
ColdFusion generator, for long term digging
Adamantium skin, to protect against stray bullets
Quantum-State quad processors linked to a v2.0 Flux Capacitor with Quantum GPS, for digging those holes you needed yesterday, and knowing exactly where they’re at
Reverse Bias Plasma Manifolds, to keep the mess to a minimun when there is an ‘incident’. also improves power effciency 20%
Link multiple iPrairieDogs for a 37% aggregate increase in productivity.
WiFi and Bluetooth built in, with full ARD complience
All this and more, available in black, white, or silver. Custom colors available on request.
Well, we should keep digging. There’s bound to be huge coffee deposits just a little deeper.
Then when the electric/coffee hybrids hit the market, we’ll be sitting pretty, surfin’ that green wave. Wozniak will be able to drive his electric/coffee Hummer to the South Pole and back without having to take a nap.
I’m ready to trade in my clam gun for an iPrairieDog. I’ll pay the premium for the black model.
I was thinking Apple inc. would move into the modified prairie dog market, and like they have done so many times in the past, they leave the market changed for ever, but watch, next week MS will anounce plans for its own, the iPrairie Dog killer.t