You know, I’d feel bad about us not getting a post together tonight, but I know for a fact that you just come here for the comments anyway, so it’s no big deal.
Anyway, you’ve got the whole weekend ahead of you and a wad of cash in your sweaty little fist (which is all covered in Cheeto dust), so maybe you could dump a little of it on one of our fine advertisers.
There’s Rogue Amoeba. They make good stuff. Although Kafasis tried to kill me that one time.
Well, there’s also Delicious Monster. The things they can do with an iSight camera. Tell you what. Although Shipley did call me a… well, let’s just say he said I like to do something to dogs that I don’t. Totally. I mean… really. I don’t even know how that would work.
Anyway, that brings us to our new advertisers: Shiny White Box and Many Tricks. They also make boss software and so far neither of their CEOs has tried to kill me or accused me of being into bestiality.
Of course, we’ve only just met so…
I should probably give them some time.
…
Do you think Gruber has this kind of relationship with his advertisers?
Nxxx violently threw this out into the masses:
It was at first. Then VW started calling it the Golf here as well, likely just to cause confusion. Us American’s have to keep you ‘others’ on your toes, you know!
(Why do I get the sudden feeling that our current nazi administration has taken all the humor out of that last statement?)
Yeah, I guess you’re right about Chuck Norris. The Texas Rangers are more in need of a hitter than a Walker.
I WISH TO ANNOUNCE THAT I WANT POST 1075.
If anyone else wants it, bring a gun.
A gun like this?
First one to 1111 gets four ones!
Well, 1077 isn’t prime.
So let’s pass it by…
Sorry Nxxx! You need to stack post quicker.
I think there is about to be fight in the TP. I suggest Mud Wrestling, but you both have to wear snorkels for safety reasons.
I’d prefer a food fight (with snorkels, of course). Pudding at five paces!
Right.
Get this.
The tunnels have been extensively mined and if anyone takes my 1,100 or 1,111
BANG!
Forgot to mention all tunnel entrance and exits have been sealed.
*Chuckles evilly to himself*
Lucky for you I don’t have any bunker busters.
But I do have an iFlume and an iFlame. Care for a steam bath?
Why yes thank you. I just finished lining the walls with cedar. You’re timing couldn’t be any better.
I’ve discovered the downside of the Tera-Post.
(No, really, there is one!)
If you get less-than-marvelous download speed on the TP page, it takes FOREVER to load when there are > 1,000 posts.
Maybe, Doc W., that’s why the posting rate is slowing down. People are still waiting for the page to load.
There could be another reason the Tera-Post is slowing down, are some of you getting a life?… Well, stop it, another life will just leave you bitter and disapointed. It’s better to live in constant and abject misery than to come crashing down after a momentary uptic. After all, there is something to be said for consistancy. (If anybody know what that is, please let me know)
Oh, and I would like to claim post 1212, double dozen!! ( And yes, I am a well armed member of good standing in the NRA)e
J0n, try it on dial-up. That is why I don’t often post on the weekends when I’m at home. Who do the kittens need to kill in order for their to be high speed in my area?
Right. Gonna start stacking now.
This is going well.
Arrgh.
The pain.
RSI claims another victim.
My turn for a while.
Stacking, Stacking, Over the Bounding Main…
Or something like that.
Even on broadband, it takes multiple seconds *GASP* to reload!
The erection of the parking garage next door is going well.
They just finished taking apart the giant yellow crane they have been using for the past many months to lift the pre-cast concrete pieces into place.
At this rate, we should see 1111 by the time John posts his next erudite tome.
Hello, hello, anybody out there?
If I can keep this up, will that make the iTunnels safe for kitten-kind?
I mean, a pudding fight will mess up their fur, won’t it?
Yawn…
Just 13 more to go!
12…
11…!!!
Whoops! I lost count there somewhere!
Well, kittens do like to eat pudding. I think we should use vanilla or tapioca.
Eight more…
Glad someone is still here to talk to…
I vote for tapioca, myself.
counting, counting
Your binary counting is a little off doc.
1100 is = to 10 not twelve.
You did good on 1101
Is this mike on?
Thanks for the correction, Del.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/06/05/microsoft_mvp_threats/
Only M$ would make someone a MVP and sue them in the same week.
Eleventy Ten?
Well, I got it, even if mis-labeled.
Nice talking with you, Del. See you tomorrow!
TTFN
Oooh we need to schedule our pudding fight tomorrow.
YAY
Hey Doc, you still here? I need to borrow a couple of your oness as I’m learning how to program my toothbrush and I ran out of ones. I have plenty of zeros that I could trade.
1116. A goodly number. I shall not quibble with it.
It is impossible to lick chocolate off of your own elbow. Peanut butter is even harder.
Bang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Rumble etc., etc..
Start digging, suckers.
Congrats, Doc W., on the string of 1’s!
I still think THE post to get will be 2048 (2^11).
Wow!(not the MS type), we really seem to be moving along, wait,… Doc!, such a stacker, oh well, it has us well into the 4 digits.
Also, thanks for the big bang Nxxx, so much destruction over a bunch of 1’s, the tunnels will never be the same.Ù
Okay Del, you asked for it…here’s a pint of tapioca on your head:
*GLOP*
I’m glad I remembered to wear my hazmat suit today!
And Nxxx, I’m pumping butterscotch pudding into the East Grinstead tunnel as we speak. The blob will engulf you before the day is over. Even Steve McQueen can’t save you now!