You know, I’d feel bad about us not getting a post together tonight, but I know for a fact that you just come here for the comments anyway, so it’s no big deal.
Anyway, you’ve got the whole weekend ahead of you and a wad of cash in your sweaty little fist (which is all covered in Cheeto dust), so maybe you could dump a little of it on one of our fine advertisers.
There’s Rogue Amoeba. They make good stuff. Although Kafasis tried to kill me that one time.
Well, there’s also Delicious Monster. The things they can do with an iSight camera. Tell you what. Although Shipley did call me a… well, let’s just say he said I like to do something to dogs that I don’t. Totally. I mean… really. I don’t even know how that would work.
Anyway, that brings us to our new advertisers: Shiny White Box and Many Tricks. They also make boss software and so far neither of their CEOs has tried to kill me or accused me of being into bestiality.
Of course, we’ve only just met so…
I should probably give them some time.
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Do you think Gruber has this kind of relationship with his advertisers?
Mutant Meerkats are good for digging and they eat the scorpions.
So if MS is making a iPrairie Dog Killer, than I assume they are going with the giant vacuums that will pull them out of the ground.
At least then we could say that MS does indeed, literally suck.
Huh?, you can only have adamantium bones. It’s not flexible enough for skin. Maybe a different alloy, or plated like scales. Although Wolverine doesn’t need Adamantium skin because it would just grow back.
I like those mods. Think I will put in an order for a matched set. Septic tank season is looming.
Not worried about the MS iPrairie Dog Killer. It may suck, but probably doesn’t swallow. So just a quick kick in the side and it will spit them out. With the adamantium, they will heal alright
Time for some skittles and Champale.
Prairie Dogs. With a side of pralines and plum pudding. Please.
Pretty please?
I think I have the problem isolated with the “sucking” thing. The problem is “brown.”
OMGHAX, you’re right of course. The ‘shell’ is scale-like.
I should have specified that.
Del- we need to see what we can do about interfacing the iFlame with the iPrairieDog.
Though I have no idea what in the world someone would do with that…
I heard the MS version runs on 32 D-cell batteries, and uses Windows 3.0 for the OS.
Should be a winner. Oh, it also comes in brown.
Question: Does anybody have any idea just how big a Tera-Post can get before it breaks WordPress??
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You know… just askin’
OK. Fess up.
Who’s this?
I don’t know. It ain’t me. Hell, I’m pissing off my wife enough wasting time on the six blogs I mess around on already.
I know it’s not you. It’s either a Brit or a Canadian.
Nxxx?
iPrairiedog comes in an MS version? I’ll bet the system requirements to run it are going to require me to buy a new flux capacitor, or at least install high capacity dwidgets.
Could I have a little extra ketchup on my sweet potatoes?
Hey, my tunnel just broke through into Hef’s grotto. Uh oh, the pool guy’s giving me a nasty look–gotta go.
Rip,
You called?
If you wake me up in the middle of the night and Moltz accuses me of being Canadian again, it’ll be the Death Nine Spot Ladybirds, spray poison from the knees. Thought about sending the Death Ladyboys but you two would enjoy them.
Instead of integrating the iFlame into the next-gen iPrairieDog, wouldn’t the iLaser make more sense?
It’s more energy efficient (since it uses diode lasers), and can generate higher flux densities (megawatts per square centimeter).
As close as Michigan is to Canada I can safety say it is not me. Though I did think it was me for a moment since Artie is an Aries born in the year of the Dragon like myself. Then I noticed it said male. I double checked to make sure and I am female. Then I thought I’d check a couple more times just to be on the safe side.
What finally convinced me that this wasn’t me is the fact I didn’t see any wild genetic experiments, booze, midgets, booze, ponies, booze, kittens or booze around the blog. That can’t be me. I’d write more as to why I am certain this isn’t me, but I think I need to go make sure I’m still female… again. See you again in about an hour.
Can’t be me, neither British or Canadien. Still waiting on confirmation I am even American. I put in a bid for Trinidadian but there is a waiting list. I found a few Middle Eastern ones in the discount bin but none my size.
And I am male though, 37 days in a row and counting.
Del if you need a second opinion on your femaleness, let me know.
And whoever built the tunnel to my bathroom, could you have at least waited until I finished cleaning the mirrors.
iPrairieDogs with iLasers? Are we talking blue or purple diodes. I am partial to muave.
I was thinking the green lasers would look nice…
I’m sure it’s not me. If I even had a blog, I wouldn’t spell “surprise” with a z.
Ace,
Although the Oxford Dictionary prefers the ‘z’ spelling, miserable old gits like you and me will not comply.
There’s a tunnel here marked “Mount St. Helen’s Eruption Control”. Do you think it is near enough to Moltz to get him?
What shall we aim at his ‘hood, lava, poisonous gas, hot ash or a bit of everything?
He’s probably got a Jobs Force Screen.
I think we should use that “Mount St. Helen’s Eruption Control” to do a little blackmail on Moltz, that or could tunnel under MS,… no, nevermind, you can’t get any lower than MS and there is already a lot of molten lava and brimstone around there already.y
It would be more efficient to gain control of Mt. Rainier:
In 1995, four of the top lahar scientists in the country, including Pringle, wrote a USGS paper on the Osceola Mudflow. “The inundation area of a modern cohesive lahar of the same size could extend to Puget Sound, through Tacoma along the Puyallup River and through Seattle by way of the Green River system and the Duwamish Waterway,” they wrote. “The lower resistance to flow of the modern unforested river valleys would allow a recurrence of this flow to go farther and faster than the original. . . . ” Scientists now understood that giant lahars could come without warning and destroy much of the Puget Sound region “within a matter of hours,” according to Don Swanson of the USGS, considered to be one of the world’s elite volcanologists.
I vote for mounting iLasers on iPrairie Dogs and then mounting the iPrairie Dogs on iPonies then the iPonies.
That would show them.
Do we really what the iPonies down in the tunnels, it’s kind of dark and I would hate to step into a steaming pile of iPonieshit.
I think the direct iFlame on the iPrairie Dog would make for some spectacular viewing. Imagine a hawk swooping down on one. All of a sudden, POOF, no hawk. Nothing but the slight stench of burnt feathers. iPrairie Dogs have been running all their lives. Now, the tables have turned…
Excuse me. Did someone here order an iShotthesheriff and an iFeelpretty? I also have a six-pack of iBelieveicanfly that nobody claimed at my last stop.
Save the grapes.
iBelieve the iShotthesheriff is mine. It should have a side of BBQ sauce?
Rip, you weren’t supposed to get a six-pack of iBelieveicanfly. It was supposed to be a six-pack of midgets; that’s why you still have left-overs.
I vote with Del. That would definitely show them. What? I’m not sure, but it definitely show them.
Oh, and the problem with the MS iPraire Dog Killer isn’t just that it’s “brown”, it’s that it’s “brown” and it Squirts®™. Anything brown and Squirty®™ can’t be good!
kingthedestroyer, I read somewhere that iPonies don’t leave steaming piles. Instead, they leave neatly folded, perfumed, and fluorescent little squares. Actually, they come in quite handy in the dark tunnels, because they are a natural light source. That way, we can save the batteries for the iLasers mounted on the iPraire Dogs mounted on the iPonies. Gee, does that make the whole system self-guiding, too? Hmmm?
No, sorry, I wasn’t speaking to you Huh? I was asking your sister.
Rip, you weren’t supposed to get a six-pack of iBelieveicanfly. It was supposed to be a six-pack of midgets; that’s why you still have left-overs.
I vote with Del. That would definitely show them. What? I’m not sure, but it definitely show them.
Oh, and the problem with the MS iPraire Dog Killer isn’t just that it’s “brown”, it’s that it’s “brown” and it Squirts®™. Anything brown and Squirty®™ can’t be good!
kingthedestroyer, I read somewhere that iPonies don’t leave steaming piles. Instead, they leave neatly folded, perfumed, and fluorescent little squares. Actually, they come in quite handy in the dark tunnels, because they are a natural light source. That way, we can save the batteries for the iLasers mounted on the iPraire Dogs mounted on the iPonies. Gee, does that make the whole system self-guiding, too? Hmmm?
No, sorry, I wasn’t speaking to you Huh? I was asking your sister.
Rip, you weren’t supposed to get a six-pack of iBelieveicanfly. It was supposed to be a six-pack of midgets; that’s why you still have left-overs.
I vote with Del. That would definitely show them. What? I’m not sure, but it definitely show them.
Oh, and the problem with the MS iPraire Dog Killer isn’t just that it’s “brown”, it’s that it’s “brown” and it Squirts®™. Anything brown and Squirty®™ can’t be good!
kingthedestroyer, I read somewhere that iPonies don’t leave steaming piles. Instead, they leave neatly folded, perfumed, and fluorescent little squares. Actually, they come in quite handy in the dark tunnels, because they are a natural light source. That way, we can save the batteries for the iLasers mounted on the iPraire Dogs mounted on the iPonies. Gee, does that make the whole system self-guiding, too? Hmmm?
No, sorry, I wasn’t speaking to you Huh? I was asking your sister.
Rip, you weren’t supposed to get a six-pack of iBelieveicanfly. It was supposed to be a six-pack of midgets; that’s why you still have left-overs.
I vote with Del. That would definitely show them. What? I’m not sure, but it definitely show them.
Oh, and the problem with the MS iPraire Dog Killer isn’t just that it’s “brown”, it’s that it’s “brown” and it Squirts®™. Anything brown and Squirty®™ can’t be good!
kingthedestroyer, I read somewhere that iPonies don’t leave steaming piles. Instead, they leave neatly folded, perfumed, and fluorescent little squares. Actually, they come in quite handy in the dark tunnels, because they are a natural light source. That way, we can save the batteries for the iLasers mounted on the iPraire Dogs mounted on the iPonies. Gee, does that make the whole system self-guiding, too? Hmmm?
No, sorry, I wasn’t speaking to you Huh? I was asking your sister.
Rip, you weren’t supposed to get a six-pack of iBelieveicanfly. It was supposed to be a six-pack of midgets; that’s why you still have left-overs.
I vote with Del. That would definitely show them. What? I’m not sure, but it definitely show them.
Oh, and the problem with the MS iPraire Dog Killer isn’t just that it’s “brown”, it’s that it’s “brown” and it Squirts®™. Anything brown and Squirty®™ can’t be good!
kingthedestroyer, I read somewhere that iPonies don’t leave steaming piles. Instead, they leave neatly folded, perfumed, and fluorescent little squares. Actually, they come in quite handy in the dark tunnels, because they are a natural light source. That way, we can save the batteries for the iLasers mounted on the iPraire Dogs mounted on the iPonies. Gee, does that make the whole system self-guiding, too? Hmmm?
No, sorry, I wasn’t speaking to you Huh? I was asking your sister.
Rip, you weren’t supposed to get a six-pack of iBelieveicanfly. It was supposed to be a six-pack of midgets; that’s why you still have left-overs.
I vote with Del. That would definitely show them. What? I’m not sure, but it definitely show them.
Oh, and the problem with the MS iPraire Dog Killer isn’t just that it’s “brown”, it’s that it’s “brown” and it Squirts®™. Anything brown and Squirty®™ can’t be good!
kingthedestroyer, I read somewhere that iPonies don’t leave steaming piles. Instead, they leave neatly folded, perfumed, and fluorescent little squares. Actually, they come in quite handy in the dark tunnels, because they are a natural light source. That way, we can save the batteries for the iLasers mounted on the iPraire Dogs mounted on the iPonies. Gee, does that make the whole system self-guiding, too? Hmmm?
No, sorry, I wasn’t speaking to you Huh? I was asking your sister.
Not me. Wikipedia vandalism is my new hobby. Hehe I got a message sent to my ip for touching up Rob Enderle’s page.
I need to cite a source about him getting his tongue stuck on that pipe in North Dakota.
Midgets?!?!?!? Wait. No. I have five dwidgets.
I also have an extra large cold shredded cabbage and chick pea pizza with a side order of lutefisk.
Those maybe my midgets that were on backorder. Unfortunately, the lahar is late. So you can use them now. The iLaser with the iFlame option package iPrairiedogs mounted iPonies may be an effective deterrent to elequitos. Or at least so killer aerial battles. Minus the entrails raining down.
I am in a tunnel in near the Los Alamos with a door that says “Don’t Open”. Do you think it is ok to go in?
No, no, no, no. The creamed corn goes in the tub. The ricotaa cheese goes in the jacuzzi.
I don’t think we should show them. I mean this is after all a family TP. Or is this just a family sized TP? Wait. No. That can’t be right. Not if I still have five left over dwidgets, and an iFeelpretty that no one wants.
I’m confused. No, wait. Maybe I’m not. Am I ?
Fill in the little circles completely with the number two pencil.
My cloned Charles, Prince of Wales listening post, has just reported that Cisco are developing an iFart to clear these tunnels.
I always knew that those ears would come in handy, so please stop calling him “Dumbo”.
Show them your Wow. That’ll show them!
By the way, I’m really liking this Tera-Post. In some ways it’s better than real life.
Which reminds me, when I last looked in Second Life, it was almost deserted. Apparently most of the population has gone off to Third Life. And that’s okay, ’cause it leaves more pudding for me.
England won the first leg of the triangular!!!!!!!!
Streetrabbit,
What did you give to your side that sedated them?
What? A Vista advert. Well that’s understandable then
Where do we send the cheque?.
Reality Distortion Field? What Reality Distortion Field?, thanks for the info on iPonieshit, I have had no working expeince with iPonies, the tunnels still seem dark and forbidding at times, though they are never clear on what exactly is being forbidden.°
StreetRabbit, you can cite me on the North Dakota thing. It’s warming up; only -16 F this morning. Almost didn’t need my hat!
Lets take the tunnel to Norway. I’ve heard they’ve become very Apple friendly lately.
I’ll send the kittens first just to make sure none of the animatronics have gone wrong. I’m always a little creeped out by those things since I saw Westworld.
Clean up in tunnel 42!
One of the iPrairieDogs overheated and expoded. I’d clean it up myself, but I just had my nails done, and anyway it’s my lunch break.
Del,
Please do not fit the ponies with roller skates down here, unless you equip them with lights and continuously sounding police sirens.
The Norwegian iPrairiedogs take longer to prepare, and I don’t know a good sauce for them.
Any ideas?
Also there’s a partial order of iLiketorock in the back of the truck if anyone wants some.
I found a case of iWannaBeAlone in one of the dark isolated back tunnels. I would have told you about it sooner, but I felt like I couldn’t face anyone, really I just wanted to stay in that dark isolated tunnel, but this animitronic Abe Lincoln speaking norwegian showed up and I got the hell out of there.
There’s an unopened pack of iThinkwerealonenow on the bottom shelf.
The expiration on it is November ’87. yech.
I’ll just put it back.
Ace, what revision of iPrairieDog exploded? I’m pretty sure it’s an isolated incedent, but I want to make sure.
If you can’t find the serial number, just try to find what color logic board it had.
That’s ok I got a bunch of iWantyoutowantme to hand out on Valentines Day.
Someone mentioned that they came across a box of iKnowwhatyoudidlastsummer in a dead-end tunnel.
Does anyone want to go get it?