You know, I’d feel bad about us not getting a post together tonight, but I know for a fact that you just come here for the comments anyway, so it’s no big deal.
Anyway, you’ve got the whole weekend ahead of you and a wad of cash in your sweaty little fist (which is all covered in Cheeto dust), so maybe you could dump a little of it on one of our fine advertisers.
There’s Rogue Amoeba. They make good stuff. Although Kafasis tried to kill me that one time.
Well, there’s also Delicious Monster. The things they can do with an iSight camera. Tell you what. Although Shipley did call me a… well, let’s just say he said I like to do something to dogs that I don’t. Totally. I mean… really. I don’t even know how that would work.
Anyway, that brings us to our new advertisers: Shiny White Box and Many Tricks. They also make boss software and so far neither of their CEOs has tried to kill me or accused me of being into bestiality.
Of course, we’ve only just met so…
I should probably give them some time.
…
Do you think Gruber has this kind of relationship with his advertisers?
A friend of mine told me that someone they knew was told by someone else that they overheard someone say that a five gallon container of iHearditthroughthegrapevine was found in a tunnel somewhere.
I have some iCantstandthisfeelinganymore in the knapsack. Seems it doesn’t sit well on iPrairiedogs stomach. Happened back in tunnel 42. Huh? could you help me with the latest revisions? The ones with the Burberry logic boards. The iPrairiedogs have seemed rather hyper since using iLikebigbutts and I don’t know why???
Yeah, that looks long enough to reach the pituitary gland.
Glomerulonephritis
Hey, there’s a diamond mine over at this end. I just found a motherload of iAmisaid.
Mmmmm. Kidneys for dinner.
Phreatophytic.
Well Vitamin, it sounds like you might have tried attaching the iGotitbad, and that ain’t good.
If you have the time, I’d try the iGetaround (revision 409- it’s really fine). Really improves the iPrairieDog’s traction in sandy situations.
And stop playing with your kidney. It’ll just get worse if you keep rubbing it.
Oh well, iGuess the iStartedajoke is past its expiration date (4/79). All that’s left is the remains of the last batch of iGuessthatswhytheycallittheblues.
Saturnine.
I took two caps of iVelostthatlovingfeeling and a bottle of iCriedforyou. Why don’t they call that the blues?
Huh? Thanks for the info. I was getting desperate and tried iSayalittleprayer but that didn’t have a chance in hell of working. And in please avoid iWasbornaramblinman. All they do is dig aimlessly.
And Rip you are right, after that last case if iAmalittleteapot resulted in such a tempest, ACME, inc shut down the factory.
I am almost done, just had me the squiggly one, no that one, it is more lively. Now go set the table for dinner.
riboflavin
WARNING!
If you have iWewillrockyou, do not on any condition plat it.
I did and a rock fell on my head. This is bearable but it was followed by Freddie.
iWillsurvive, in this jungle, but only if I poke the iOfthetiger that’s gnawing my leg.
Just found the iLikebeer tunnel. iCanseeclearlynow.
Bloviating sesquipedalianism.
The comments are getting a little abstruse… have you all lost your marbles, gone off your rocker, blown a gasket, flipped out, or deviated from the norm?
By the way, Norm says hello.
Which tunnel leads to the absinthe hot tub?
The Tacoma Glass Museum tunnel.
You know what practical joke we could play on Moltz? We could trigger the Juan de Fuca tectonic plate! Or the whole Cascadia subduction zone! Oh wait, then I guess I would get earthquaked too. But you gotta admit, that would be hilarious! After all the shaking stopped, we could pop out and be all like, “Just kidding!”
How bout some iWalkthislonelyroad?
Only if IWannaholdyourhand is an option. It is easier to plan these events when iGetbywithalittlehelpfrommyfriends.
If we can direct the iPrairiedogs to the Playboy Mansion, then iJustdiedinyourarmstonite from the surprise on Hef’s face when we crash the party.
3 kilos of cocaine, $3000, 4 possible underage hookers $800, a 7 containers of cool whip $12 dollars. Seeing my probation officer have a nervous breakdown and cry, priceless.
Your probation officer is on the phone. Apparently he just got a fresh shipment of iDontwannatalkaboutit.
When life hands you lemons, kick life in the crotch. Twice. Who needs lemons, anyway?
Those who cook terrible lemon meringue pie.
FYI- Anyone using the iPrairieDogs, please do not install IAmthewalrus! There is a bad conflict with the two sets of firmware.
Using iLovethenightlife will improve low light level efficiency, but will produce some obnoxious noises.
Installing iWantitall on multiple iPrairieDogs in close proximity may cause unstable operation.
And finally, the Sexbot plugin iTouchmyself, although compatible, isn’t much to look at on the iPrairieDog.
Juice of citrus sinensis, not just for breakfast anymore!
There was also a reported conflict with iGocrazy, but iGotstonedandimissedit.
If at first you don’t succeed, so much for minesweeping.
Well, iDon’tknowbutI’vebeentold…
iT’sbeginningtofeelalotlikechristmas in February.
Rip, I prefer the i’Llgocrazy by the early original Moody Blues:
Hey, Ace. That’s cool. The sound sucks, but the videos are groovy.
Now if I could just get this iRobot working.
I’m surprised, shocked really, that iComeFromTheLandDownUnder hasn’t been found by some of you blokes. Well, I guess it must not be iNTheAirTonight. That’ll show you what one iCarelessWhisper does.
Streetrabbit,
Want to try an iIOD Triangular down here?
Streetrabbit,
Want to try an iIOD Triangular down here?
We got spam, eggs, baked beans and spam. That ain’t got much spam in it.
Do you have the Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce garnished with truffle paté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam?
i’Mtheonlyone who’s got that.
piassava.
Let’s get back to something serious and very important… like booze. Anyone here try absinthe before? I’ve always been curious, but it’s illegal to get in the U.S. of A.
A hot tub full sounds nifty, plus it would look like a witches cauldron with all the burbling green liquid.
Mmmmmm… Burbling….
Del,
You’ve probably got it in one of its branded and less threatening forms Ricard. I believe the real thing is still illegal in France too.
The Greeks have something that also goes cloudy when you add water that tastes of liquorice, at least, until you pass out.
Akvavit makes me sneeze.
I’ve heard some info on the MS iPrairiedogkiller, it’s a board with a nail in it, ahh! the pure essance of simplicity,… or is it simple mindedness.
I have seen the MS iPrairiedogkiller. And it is obviously a 1.0 version. It is actually a rusted tack on a emery board. Will have to wait until SP2 for the 2×4 with a a manly nail.
By that time, our iPrairiedogs will be self-healing and impervious to impalement.
I’ve also heard that the emery board weighs 48 lbs. I’m not certain how they managed that.
Merrily we roll along…
Del, MS has never been keen on the user friendly experience, and unweildly iPrairiedogkiller is no worse that an unweidly OS. Probably just found the emery boards laying around outback, stock for mouse pads maybe.
The MS iPrairiedog killer?
It’s brown.
Absinthe. Me try.
Last year I was in The Lake District (that’s England you know!) with a colleague from The Crescent City, New Orleans, La Ville.
The last thing I remember is finding a pub that sold Absinthe. I’ve never seen anyone so excited as that gumbo guzzler!
You know when you’re drunk you might get a tattoo or something, well that’s quite easily removed. A sex change – that’s a little harder to reverse.
Well, I tried my Pantsâ„¢ on the iPrairieDog.
Big mistake.
I have no idea how I’m going to get them clean.
The iPrairieDog, not my Pantsâ„¢
And what’s wrong with a sex change?
Um… forget I said that.
That’s why the sexbots are made with modular privates. The Platinum Edition comes with parts for all three sexes.
Will the iPrairiedog have a sexbot edition?
I don’t want a manicure from anyone who can wield a 48 pound emery board. I don’t think I would refuse a manicure from the same individual, either.
Two scoops of Vanilla Rutabaga Ripple, please. Extra olives. Thank you.
Stink. Stink. Stink. Stink. Stink.
I’m just here stinkin’ up the place.
Oh, don’t worry I’ll be back.
Hold for twenty seconds. Repeat 4 times.
Streetrabbit you are too funny!
What is the legal age for bunnies to drink anyway?
Del, I think the legal age for bunnies is 3. They can’t count any higher.
We’re born drinking.
Ahh that makes 84% of my immediate family bunnies! Streetrabbit we may be related.
We are getting lots and lots of snow. Maybe I’ll stay home tomorrow and make snow MacBooks.
Snow caves and snow tunnels. Snowberries and cloudberries. Maple syrup and teak syrup.
Waffles upon waffles.
Sorry, you must wear pants in the pantry.
Awww shucks I’ll go put some on 🙁
Well, looks like I’m a little late. Time for me to do some catching up…
Nap time!
*sleeps*
MARK
Question guys, what would happen if some over eager (possibly misguided) iPrairiedog opened a tunnel to say … maybe the Altantic Ocean, Lake Erie or the Los Angles waste water treatment facility. What kind of damage are we talking about here? I know I shouldn’t worry about such things, but strange things flit through your mind as sleep overtakes you.>